dropdeded 0 #1 June 22, 2004 OK, I know Im gonna regret this but... I work with a lesbian every so often and she say's to me, "Dude, if I was straight, I would totally pursue you, you are such an awesome guy". Anyone wanna analyze this for me??? dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #2 June 23, 2004 She thinks you're an awesome guy. What's so hard to figure out? Unless you think this means you may have some chance with her, but if she's really a lesbian ( and not bi ), I wouldn't count on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 June 23, 2004 Quote She thinks you're an awesome guy. What's so hard to figure out? Unless you think this means you may have some chance with her, but if she's really a lesbian ( and not bi ), I wouldn't count on it. Exactly what she said...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 June 23, 2004 Next time you and her are at the water cooler, casually whip out your cock and point. Best way to analyze the situation. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #5 June 23, 2004 Why not explain to her that you're also a lesbian -- Trapped in a man's body. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #6 June 23, 2004 Quote Anyone wanna analyze this for me??? Ok, I'll analyze your question...I think that you may be attracted to her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #7 June 23, 2004 Quote I think that you may be attracted to her. I'm attracted to any attractive woman who licks leather. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 June 23, 2004 Sure, I'll analyze it. Report this sexual harassment to your employer. If it continues, go on disability. Sue the employer for stress and emotional distress, as well as lost wages. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #9 June 23, 2004 Can't he bang the lesbians first before he reports her for sexual harrassment? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 June 23, 2004 Maybe. But if he did, I'd suggest he get outta there lickity split! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #11 June 23, 2004 Quote Maybe. But if he did, I'd suggest he get outta there lickity split! Did I ever tell you you're my hero? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #12 June 23, 2004 Quote "Dude, if I was straight, I would totally pursue you, you are such an awesome guy". I've been known to say that to women, but I change it to "If I were gay, I'd hit on you" or something like that. It's an odd expression of affection, a joke and a compliment...at least when I say it. When I do say it, it's about someone who's attractive and nice, and that I appreciate them and their contributions, whatever they may be. Take it as a compliment, NOT an invitation to do the happy horizontal hip hustle. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #13 June 23, 2004 Dude, she wants you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #14 June 23, 2004 Quote Dude, she wants you. I agree. Wear a dress to work and bring her flowers. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 June 23, 2004 Quote Quote Dude, she wants you. I agree. Wear a dress to work and bring her flowers. STOP IT! Ed, pursue a woman who is straight and who likes you because you have had enough complex relationships issues in your past. Also, you ARE an AWESOME man! I may be mistaken, but I think that you may not know your own worth...therefore, you subconsciously pursue impossible situations in which you will be rejected. A part of you may have fear of success or may feel that you do not deserve happiness. The fear of being happy within a healthy relationship is a very real fear for some people who may not believe that they are "worthy" of this. Ed, you are worthy. Good luck with all, my friend. I also think that you're a great guy, so please don't be a stranger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #16 June 23, 2004 Quote I agree. Wear a dress to work and bring her flowers. ROFLMAO. Better yet, tell him to wear a pair of overalls to work and bring her a gift certificate to Home Depot. That fits the lesbian mold a little better. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #17 June 23, 2004 hahahaha! hey P! thats funny...great to meet you this weekend at frontier. J ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #18 June 26, 2004 Conundrum hit the nail on the head. Just suffer in silence. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
