My Girlfriend is returning...

[ACMESkydiver 0]

You actually waited for 2 years to see if she'd come back??

... Maybe you two were made for each other...a girl that would take off for 2 years on some poor sap, and some poor sap that couldn't think of anything better to do.

Yeah, go out with her. For crimany's sake you might as well. Geesh...


(PS I really do hope it turns out well for ya, I'm just dumbfounded at the whole situation.)

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[cloudseeker2001 0]

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She went off to 'find herself'

Make sure she didn't find something that Ajax can't scrub off!

Oh yea, that too!



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[crwmike 0]

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Went off travelling for a year, she's now been gone for 2!
She went off to 'find herself'
She aint been in contact that much since she's been gone, but now wants me to take time off so we can 'spend some time together' on her return to blighty.
Do I......

I'd decide what I wanted to do and then do it.

Michael

[Vertifly 0]

My X of three years recently asked to know if we still had possibility. Sure, why not?? It takes three years to do a lot of things (age wine, for the average skydiver to make 1000 jumps, to go through graduate school slowly).

That last paragraph was sarcasm. Are you friggin kidding me? I don't think it takes much Alone-Time to know whether you are capable of commit yourself to another person. This person sounds consistently confused about herself. My advice is to let go or do the Tony Danza.

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You need to take a page from the Rolodex of Love, and give her a Tony Danza:

F'd up but funny as shit!!! LOL

Seriously though... two friggin years. Common!? That's silly.

[tbrown 26]

She aint been in contact that much since she's been gone, but now wants me to take time off so we can 'spend some time together' on her return to blighty.
Do I......

[newsstand 0]

Get her knickers off and then tell her to fuck off. If you realy want the message to sink in get her knickers off and the tell her off instead of fucking her.

"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

[Snowflake 0]

Tony Danza all the way....not that I advocate violence against women just saying I would understand

[bdev 0]

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You need to take a page from the Rolodex of Love, and give her a Tony Danza:

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43. The Tony Danza : a takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say "who's the boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head.

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ROFLMAO !! - I really need to google for the rest of the rolodex tips now!

Doh...I should read the whole thread before replying - there's some funny (and nasty) stuff in there!

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