pop 0 #1 June 21, 2004 Are you tired of working? Have you been looking for an easy way to make money? Is your boss always on your ass? Do you feel like you work hard but dont get enough out of it? Well at "From a Gimp to a Pimp" you too can be your own business person. You too can be an entreprenuer. You can be a PIMP. With our easy 6 week low cost program you walk away with the necessary skills to be a pimp. We teach you anything for the way you walk to the way you talk. Please reply if you are interested in becoming your long life aspiration----a PIMP!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 June 21, 2004 k.. Here is my resume! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 June 21, 2004 Dear Chaotic Pussy, We are pleased to inform you htat your application has been processed and you have been accepted into the From a Gimp to a Pimp 6 week program. Our professional pimps will be getting in touch with you very soon. Please feel free to axk any questions. Congratulations. The Alpha Pimp7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 June 21, 2004 I just axe that you dont work a sistah to deaf cause I gots thangs ta do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 June 21, 2004 I don't have no resume but I can say bling bling and shiznit. Do I qualify? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #6 June 22, 2004 QuoteWell at "From a Gimp to a Pimp" you too can be your own business person. You too can be an entreprenuer. You can be a PIMP. I'm currently a "gimp"... I don't think that you could make me into a "pimp". Perhaps you could make me into a "Madame" maybe...maaaaybe, but a pimp...I'm not so sure. I'd think that you'd be pretty talented if you could, though. I'd probably need round-the-clock tutoring and stuff... Well...what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #7 June 22, 2004 Dear Girlgetsodrunkthatyoufallafterpartyingallnightandgettingdown, We are pleased to inform you that you do not need a resume to be part of the From a Gimp to a Pimp program. What we are looking for are driven people who like to work at their pace and get booty. Please reply to us at your earliest conviniece with a bried write up on what makes you a self motivated driven person. Thank you The Alpha Pimp7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 June 22, 2004 Dear Vanilla all over me SkyGirl, We would like to inform you that in todays day and age, with women having all the rights and sheeeeet, you too can be a pimp. Our From a Gimp to a Pimp program has a proven record turning women into professional, succesful pimps. Though we do not know what your future goals are at this point, we can confidently tell you that we have classes teaching women how to pimp both men and women. This is a very promisiing career and we look forward to hearing from you soon. The Alpha Pimp7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #9 June 22, 2004 He with that many female pimps (or madams) you need an regional chief pimp.. Are you taking hollish pimps on as well for Regional Chief Executive positions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 June 22, 2004 Dear Alpha Pimp, I be some real damn driven sucka'. I roll myself t' work every day. Den I roll myself crib. I is in need o' some kinda' booty. Help a brotha out. I mean sistah. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #11 June 22, 2004 I've been pimping out my boyz for quite some time now...just call me Madame Pixie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #12 June 22, 2004 Dear VenerealDiseaseSchoor, We are very excited to hear from goeal oriented people like yourself. Becoming a succes in the pimp industry used to take 10-15 years. This is largly due to an unestablished client base at the very start of your carres. After succesfully completing the From a Gimp to a Pimp program, you graduation present from us to you are 10 people ready to go to work that night (or day). Though we do not assign any certain position after graduation, with your determined attitude I am sure you will climb the ladder very very quickly. We are please to inform you that you have been accepted. Congratulations. Tha Alpha Pimp7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 June 22, 2004 QuoteThough we do not know what your future goals are at this point, we can confidently tell you that we have classes teaching women how to pimp both men and women. This is a very promisiing career and we look forward to hearing from you soon. The Alpha Pimp My dearest Alpha Pimp, Whatever my pursuits, they are always of the highest aspirations. I have decided to become a Pimp of the Highest Caliber. My walk and diction shall not be affected in my pursuits, I hope. I would be so grateful if I could be a "pimp" of the manliest men...only the most deserving and of the highest quality, of course. I could hand-pick my team of elite men myself if it is so desired... Are there any volunteers, or can you point me in the right direction, oh Alpha Pimp? Sincerely, Madame Vanilla all over you Skygirl... P.S. Thank you for the prompt reply! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 June 22, 2004 Quote"Mister Franklin's a little lonely. You're holdin' out on me aren't you? Is Rosa gonna have to choke a bitch?" You know, Rosa, I just cannot see that coming from you. It's alwasy the quiet ones... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 June 22, 2004 Quote"Mister Franklin's a little lonely. You're holdin' out on me aren't you? Is Rosa gonna have to choke a bitch?" OMG!!! I didn't understand that at first... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #16 June 22, 2004 Get a Pimp! This is important! Now, pimps aren't listed in the yellow pages so you have to hit the streets, more. You need to identify the pimp attributes, or pimp-tributes. A.) A hat with cubic zirconium studs. B.) Long flowing robes, with matching pants and tie, brighter colors the better. C.) A Chalice in left hand. D.) The word "bitch" and "where's my money" are injected between every sentence. E.) Right-hand is beet-red from backhand slaps. F.) A non-handicapped limp, and golden cane. G.) Coke pinky nail. H.) Borderline retarded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 June 22, 2004 Quote A.) A hat with cubic zirconium studs. Ooooo...I look sooo good in hats! I was told that I may have a limp for a little while after my cast comes off...does that count? Is that sexy, my BIOTCHES? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 June 22, 2004 QuoteIt's alwasy the quiet ones... Do you still want me to attend the baby shower, or am I too repulsive? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #19 June 22, 2004 I am currently workin on my PHD.... Pimp and Hoes degree! ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #20 June 22, 2004 I'm all 'bout keepin' my pimp hand strong.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 June 22, 2004 Can i come work for you upon the completion of your training? It's always been a dream of mine to work for a hollish pimp master. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #22 June 22, 2004 can i pay with food stamps? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #23 June 22, 2004 i thought it was "my ho better have my money" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 June 22, 2004 I'd like to apply for an instructor position. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #25 June 22, 2004 Where can you get that shirt? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
