What NOT to do at WFFC

[Stacy 0]

1. Invite unknown people to do video for FF jumps. You may break things and bleed a little.

2. Have female Rodriguez Brothers in charge of tattoo applications after 2 hours of tequila shots. Ya never know where yu'll find those chili pepper tattoos...

3. Martini Shots cameras are EVERYWHERE.

4. Have your RB initiation after a scary stalker

5. Use the port a john when golf carts are around. Inevitable someone will drive into the porta potty...

6. Try to moisten fake tattoos by dousng the victim in beer.

7. Have your tent run over by a truck. With you in it.

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[Michele 1]

8. Swoop cows. I've heard that's fairly universally frowned upon.



Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[cocheese 0]

Dont:
Jello shots off the bar tender's breasts.
Expect it to be a dry weather experience.
miss the museum if it rains.
leave. Stay as long as you can.

[AntiPinkChrissy 0]

oh my gosh this list could be endless.

Don't..
-play cap-3 (if you want to jump the next day)
-pass out on the back of a golf cart
-leave any type of means of transportation unattended
-let a HellFish put a tattoo on you

~La La Gang Member #2~

[diablopilot 2]

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1. Invite unknown people to do video for FF jumps. You may break things and bleed a little.

Hey I almost never take out the formation.

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2. Have female Rodriguez Brothers in charge of tattoo applications after 2 hours of tequila shots. Ya never know where yu'll find those chili pepper tattoos...

And this is a problem why?

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3. Martini Shots cameras are EVERYWHERE.

Not this year.

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5. Use the port a john when golf carts are around. Inevitable someone will drive into the porta potty...

Video moment.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[diablopilot 2]

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8. Swoop cows. I've heard that's fairly universally frowned upon.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

At least they are smarter than sheep.

Sheep run.

Ouch!

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[Kris 0]

Dont:

Let Sunshine or Bytch drive your golf cart.

Forget a sweatshirt. If you bring it, you won't need it. If you forget it, you'll invariably freeze your ass off.

Forget to pack aspririn, tylenol, or Alleve. You'll need it after a full-contact inflatable object dive.

Forget to pack earplugs. Not for the dives, to drown out the after hours noises coming from the tents.

Forget to pitch in to JCEman for the sweet tent he's getting us this year!

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[hookitt 1]

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At least they are smarter than sheep.

Sheep run.

So do cows... swoop behind one and expect it to freak and then turn 180 and run causing you to flare hard as to fly over it and then PLF on the other side in front of the AFF instructor who took you on your very first skydive and have him laugh and ridicule.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[sunshine 2]

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Let Sunshine or Bytch drive your golf cart.

Ok now, how many times can my golfcart driving be made fun of?

-Don't try to get on a plane when you're massively fucked up.
-Don't land on the runway.

All i can think of for now.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[VectorBoy 0]

Martini Shots cameras are EVERYWHERE.

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[WFFC 1]

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Dont:

leave. Stay as long as you can.

Well, I think they may kick you out around the 25th. So, you may want to have a place to go after that.

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[skybytch 273]

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Let Sunshine or Bytch drive your golf cart.

Hey now. No one was injured in the making of that video. It was only really dangerous when Jake was steering (did we really go all the way around tent city in reverse? ).


Don't forget the name of the hottie you spent last night with.

Don't go to bed at 10pm if you aren't old and married and boring or trying to do 100 jumps during the convention. The party has barely begun at that hour.

Don't miss Scotty Carbone on stage during the wet tshirt contest.

Speaking of Scotty, don't forget to eat at the Carbonezone at least once during the convention.

Don't forget to bring a credit card with a lot of available credit on it.

[Remster 30]

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Dont:

Jello shots off the bar tender's breasts.

What is wrong with you people?????????

Remster

[turtlespeed 226]

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Don't forget the name of the hottie you spent last night with.

Which One?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[happythoughts 0]

There is a noisey tent camping area and a non-noisey, kid-friendly, sleepy-at-10pm camping area.

In the non-noisey area, don't.
In the noisey area, don't make any noise after 5am.

[sunshine 2]

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Let Sunshine or Bytch drive your golf cart.
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Hey now. No one was injured in the making of that video. It was only really dangerous when Jake was steering (did we really go all the way around tent city in reverse?

Umm...yeah we did. And we also amused the spectators during our drive through spectator land.

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Don't forget the name of the hottie you spent last night with.

OMG, that was one of the funniest things ever. So how is "joe" anyway?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[jceman 1]

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Dont:

Let Sunshine or Bytch drive your golf cart.

Forget a sweatshirt. If you bring it, you won't need it. If you forget it, you'll invariably freeze your ass off.

Forget to pack aspririn, tylenol, or Alleve. You'll need it after a full-contact inflatable object dive.

Forget to pack earplugs. Not for the dives, to drown out the after hours noises coming from the tents.

Forget to pitch in to JCEman for the sweet tent he's getting us this year!

Ahem...

Er, thanks for the reminder, Kris.

You heard the man.

[SkymonkeyONE 4]

Don't:
-expect to find any room to sit on a couch in the dropzone.com tent because Sunshine will invariably be asleep on it.
-think it isn't going to rain at some point. Very, very violent storms are a given.
-ever take a dump in the bathroom of my camper at the WFFC. I will kill you.
-pitch a tent in an area that is likely to be used as a golf cart expressway at night.

Do:
-stay hydrated. It gets very, very hot in Rantoul and many hungover people go down.
-use all your jump tickets before you leave. Sell or give them away before you depart.
-make sure you tent (if you use one) is PROPERLY staked down.
-take advantage of all the free organizers.


Chuck

[sunshine 2]

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Don't:
-expect to find any room to sit on a couch in the dropzone.com tent because Sunshine will invariably be asleep on it.

This year i'm not gonna drink so much so i won't be hungover all the time. Or maybe i'll just buy my own damn couch.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Remster 30]

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This year i'm not gonna drink so much

BAWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, you Rantoul types suck .

Remster

[PhillyKev 0]

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Dont:

Jello shots off the bar tender's breasts.

What is wrong with you people?????????

Yeah...that's more of a must do, isn't it?

[drakeshelby 0]

DON'T FART ON THE PLANE!!!!!!!!

drakeshelby

[skydiver30960 0]

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3. Martini Shots cameras are EVERYWHERE.

OH GOD, so true... so very, very true...

And if not the cameras of Martini Shots, then the cameras of Team Benton.

Elvisio "the monthly blackmail payments = the source of my negative cash flow" Rodriguez