WrongWay 0 #26 June 17, 2004 Cocheese, I've checked the books and officially determined it. You're never getting laid again. Ever. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #27 June 17, 2004 I can't imagine anyone wanting to watch their canopy get packed. On the other hand, I was asked by one packer, "wouldn't you rather have girl sweat on your canopy?" -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #28 June 17, 2004 Um My packer is fired. I'm going to pack my own from now on. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #29 June 17, 2004 If you don't look (At Least every now and then) then just drop your Guy Card off at the front desk as you leave.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAC 0 #30 June 17, 2004 QuoteDude, we got some SWEET video a couple months ago. And did said victim know they were being videoed? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #31 June 17, 2004 I'm usually wearing a sports bra or tank top. Although I did wear a bikini top to the DZ not too long ago. It was hysterical watching a guy walk past while I was bent over packing. I said hi to him, and he almost tripped over his own two feet. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #32 June 17, 2004 QuoteCocheese, I've checked the books and officially determined it. You're never getting laid again. Ever. Last call for Cocheese.Is he right ladies ? I'll bet any women here $50 that they won't lay me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #33 June 17, 2004 QuoteLast call for Cocheese. Is he right ladies ? I'll bet any women here $50 that they won't lay me. So, you're going to give a woman $50 for not laying you? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #34 June 17, 2004 QuoteI said hi to him, and he almost tripped over his own two feet. Ah, the power! Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #35 June 17, 2004 QuoteIf you don't look (At Least every now and then) then just drop your Guy Card off at the front desk as you leave. Note the angel with the halo -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #36 June 17, 2004 QuoteAnd did said victim know they were being videoed? Uhhhhh, Hi Jen, uhhh, what are you doing here? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #37 June 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteLast call for Cocheese. Is he right ladies ? I'll bet any women here $50 that they won't lay me. So, you're going to give a woman $50 for not laying you? no, if you dont do him you owe HIM $50 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #38 June 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteLast call for Cocheese. Is he right ladies ? I'll bet any women here $50 that they won't lay me. So, you're going to give a woman $50 for not laying you? no, if you dont do him you owe HIM $50 Damn that is a Win-Win Situation there isn't it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #39 June 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteLast call for Cocheese. Is he right ladies ? I'll bet any women here $50 that they won't lay me.So, you're going to give a woman $50 for not laying you? Um i have to get laid for one to win the bet. I think. I'm on the pain meds again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #40 June 17, 2004 Quote QuoteQuoteLast call for Cocheese. Is he right ladies ? I'll bet any women here $50 that they won't lay me. So, you're going to give a woman $50 for not laying you? Um i have to get laid for one to win the bet. I think. I'm on the pain meds again. no, hon, you said the opposite. start writing checks. how's that back McOldMan? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #41 June 17, 2004 Quote QuoteQuoteLast call for Cocheese. Is he right ladies ? I'll bet any women here $50 that they won't lay me. So, you're going to give a woman $50 for not laying you? Um i have to get laid for one to win the bet. I think. I'm on the pain meds again. Sure....blame it on the pain meds for the way you wrote it. I see how it is. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAC 0 #42 June 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnd did said victim know they were being videoed? Uhhhhh, Hi Jen, uhhh, what are you doing here? Nope if you videoed me.... it would only be to laugh at me as it takes me forever to pack. But hell you can do that without video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #43 June 17, 2004 QuoteNope if you videoed me.... it would only be to laugh at me as it takes me forever to pack. Yeah i only use Sony 60 minute tapes. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #44 June 17, 2004 So being honest decreases my chances of getting laid ? I knew that :O Back to watching women pack (or men for those.... who don't know better.)I think packin is good for the female body. Tightens troublesome thigh areas and increases bust size, while accentuating the hips and buns. What woman wouldn't want that ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #45 June 17, 2004 QuoteI think packin is good for the female body. Tightens troublesome thigh areas and increases bust size, while accentuating the hips and buns. What woman wouldn't want that ? Packing is good for ANY body. . .packing that biotch of a canopy of mine has done wonders for my biceps and triceps (not to mention thighs and butt). Course, if you are packing a hanky (i.e.; anything under 100 SF), you are not really getting a workout, you are just basically folding laundry. . .so to speak.________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #46 June 17, 2004 QuoteIt was hysterical watching a guy walk past while I was bent over packing. I said hi to him, and he almost tripped over his own two feet. Sure, like its only happened to ya once. That's the problem with z-hills, too many honeys around to concentrate on the important skydiving stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #47 June 17, 2004 QuotePacking is good for ANY body. . .packing that biotch of a canopy of mine has done wonders for my biceps and triceps (not to mention thighs and butt). If I am just watching, I consider it part of my aerobics program. It gets my heart rate up to the target rate, elevates respiration... like jogging, but not as bad on the knees. Plus, I get all those benefits and can drink a beer. Exercise would be a lot better if it involved some sort of drinking and less sweating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #48 June 17, 2004 Hot guys in freefly pants are yummy! Freefly pants have a way of really accentuating the buttocks!And most packers, male or female, are hot. They are usually in excellent shape from such a physical job and when they pack their muscles are flexing and twitching under glistening skin. Great eye candy! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #49 June 17, 2004 QuoteI'm usually wearing a sports bra or tank top. Although I did wear a bikini top to the DZ not too long ago I would feel WAAAAY too self-conscious in a sports bra (OMG! For some reason my girls look huge in those...), a tank top () or a bikini (no comment) at the DZ. You can forget about ME ever PACKING in those! I just couldn't. Creeping is also really, REALLY embarrassing and distracting in a top that is not high enough... Btw, I was taught to pack ages ago by a female packer who taught me to use my whole body when I pack. I have to say that I can get all the air out of the canopy pretty damned fast in a couple of areas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #50 June 17, 2004 The only thing that changes is the year and the make and model of the Parachute. I love this sport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
