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I'm so excited! In just a few weeks we're going to spend a week with that big goofy mouse in Florida. (and of course hit the local DZs and maybe the tunnel). I've wanted to take a trip like this for my whole life!!

Who's been?? Tell me stories so I can get even more excited. B|B|

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i went when i was a junior in high school with a large group of exchange students (including the one that my family hosted).. it was soooo much fun.... trying to get beer and all even though now it's not a problem and just goofing around in the parks.. i tell ya we had this guy selling hot dogs convined thatthe guy that was there before him said we could have a free hot dog.. or see how many people named "bob" you can getto turn around when you yell out "bob" to a crowd of people........ also works with bill or john or any other name you want to pick...lol... have fun, takelots of pictures... and last but most important.. ride " it's a small world" it sucks but do it just to say you have!!!!!

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We went on a friend's free pass for 1 day. It was cloudy and we couldnt jump. I would not scacrifice a jumping day for it. Sacrilledge.



no sacrifice. ;) a bit of RW, a bit of fun, and some jumping while we are down there. get to go to sebastian for the :D time and visit deland again, maybe zhills. i'm happy. :P

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have fun. It's a blast. my and my wife saw a line so we got into it thinking it was a ride or something, turned out to be the line to meet Mickey, but we didn't have a camera. Mickey gave us a weird look. kinda funny though. Defiantly go on the small world ride, cheesy but classic:)
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Tell me stories so I can get even more excited.



You want us to tell you naughty stories?

If so, I've got a few for you.

Ask me the one about 11 stitches in my ear.

- topher



oh, boy. dare i? okay, topher... tell me about the 11 stiches.

*plugs ears, humming marry had a little lamb*

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OK,

This has nothing to do with Mickey Mouse - though you probably gathered that from my smart-ass nature anyway.

While I was still married, my wife and I were making gentle, cuddly love one night. As the passion grew, a bottle of hand lotion was dislodged from its place upon the headboard, striking my wife in the forehead. "Ouch! We're facing the other way from now on," she declared.

So, 14 months later, when we next made love, I found myself facing the wrong direction with respect to the headboard. Mischieviously, I told my wife, "hang on, I have to flip us around." And, I did. Only thing is, she's little, and we flew about much more vigorously than I had anticipated. Over the edge of the bed we flew, heading rapidly towards the darkened floor. I rolled my shoulder towards the floor, trying desperately not to land on my tiny wife. BOOM! We hit the floor in a cacophany of impact noise and grunts, the loudest coming from my head and some unknown object.

We quickly shared the "are you OKs????" and giggled about the tumble. But then, I began to feel blood running down my neck and an odd feeling in my ear. So, we turned the light on - and my wife went stark white. My head had hit a laundry basket, and my ear was split in two from the canal to the tip of my ear lobe.

Off to the ER we rode, me with a blood-soaked rag on my ear and an arousal issue plaguing my pants.

11 stitches later, my ear was roughly the same shape it had been and we were able to finish what we had started - facing the proper direction.

- topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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*plugs ears, humming marry had a little lamb*



when you get back, you will be humming "it's a small world afterall, it's a small world after-all, . . . ">:( and you will want to do this. . .
:D:D

edit to add stupid pic.:S

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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OK,

This has nothing to do with Mickey Mouse - though you probably gathered that from my smart-ass nature anyway.

While I was still married, my wife and I were making gentle, cuddly love one night. As the passion grew, a bottle of hand lotion was dislodged from its place upon the headboard, striking my wife in the forehead. "Ouch! We're facing the other way from now on," she declared.

So, 14 months later, when we next made love, I found myself facing the wrong direction with respect to the headboard. Mischieviously, I told my wife, "hang on, I have to flip us around." And, I did. Only thing is, she's little, and we flew about much more vigorously than I had anticipated. Over the edge of the bed we flew, heading rapidly towards the darkened floor. I rolled my shoulder towards the floor, trying desperately not to land on my tiny wife. BOOM! We hit the floor in a cacophany of impact noise and grunts, the loudest coming from my head and some unknown object.

We quickly shared the "are you OKs????" and giggled about the tumble. But then, I began to feel blood running down my neck and an odd feeling in my ear. So, we turned the light on - and my wife went stark white. My head had hit a laundry basket, and my ear was split in two from the canal to the tip of my ear lobe.

Off to the ER we rode, me with a blood-soaked rag on my ear and an arousal issue plaguing my pants.

11 stitches later, my ear was roughly the same shape it had been and we were able to finish what we had started - facing the proper direction.

- topher



bwahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhaha

you MUST be kidding!!!!!!!!! are you serious????

bwahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

did you tell the doctors what had happened???

:D:D:D

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are you serious????



Weegegirl,

I am completely, and in all other ways, serious.

The worst part is, I was a medic in the Navy at the time. So, I had to go visit the Navy ER (where I knew everyone). I had to fill out an Accident/Injury report (which gets filed with my commanding officer). And, because I'm a goofy kind of guy, of course I filled out the forms in complete detail.

It is funny stuff. Even though the wife and I aren't together anymore, we get a giggle out of that one. It was funny explaining my sutures to our family and friends.

- topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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*plugs ears, humming marry had a little lamb*



when you get back, you will be humming "it's a small world afterall, it's a small world after-all, . . . ">:( and you will want to do this. . .
:D:D

edit to add stupid pic.:S



Actually that particular ride was closed last week for renovations -- it won't be back for a year.:(

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Can you believe that with all the time I have spent in Florida I have never had a chance to go to the mouse house or Universal/IOA? I've been in the parking lots and at Downtown Disney...but never been in the parks (IOA looks cool from that bridge by the tunnel). Have enough fun for me!!!!! Let me know if those childhood dreams of those places are real or not worth the trip.
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have fun. It's a blast. my and my wife saw a line so we got into it thinking it was a ride or something, turned out to be the line to meet Mickey, but we didn't have a camera. Mickey gave us a weird look. kinda funny though. Defiantly go on the small world ride, cheesy but classic:)



I think that ride is closed for the next year or two...or they are about to close it - they are "updating it" for the future.
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I WILL fly again.....

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I'm so excited! In just a few weeks we're going to spend a week with that big goofy mouse in Florida. (and of course hit the local DZs and maybe the tunnel). I've wanted to take a trip like this for my whole life!!

Who's been?? Tell me stories so I can get even more excited. B|B|



How about the story of the two people from michigan that came to Orlando in July and both had heat strokes?? :P



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have fun. It's a blast. my and my wife saw a line so we got into it thinking it was a ride or something, turned out to be the line to meet Mickey, but we didn't have a camera. Mickey gave us a weird look. kinda funny though. Defiantly go on the small world ride, cheesy but classic:)



I think that ride is closed for the next year or two...or they are about to close it - they are "updating it" for the future.



Yeah - they are removing the taliban characters.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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