wildblue 7 #1 June 15, 2004 reaffirming my belief that forks are a tool of the establishment trying to keep me down - my plastic one just broke. I can't bring myself to go get another, because my lunch is almost done. Only one prong broke, and it was a clean break, so I think I can finish with it. Yes I'm bored... no one is entertaining me today.... I can't even get a 'fuck you' out of Jessica on IM....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 June 15, 2004 You need to participate in more lively threads, wild! The plastic fork broken-prong thing sucks; don't cut your lip! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 June 15, 2004 I have a whole box of plastic forks in my desk drawer. If i break one, i just grab another. But i'm smart enough to plan ahead. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #4 June 15, 2004 You can't eat pasta with just a spoon. Don't you dare say you don't need forks again!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #5 June 15, 2004 QuoteI have a whole box of plastic forks in my desk drawer. If i break one, i just grab another. But i'm smart enough to plan ahead. I have a whole box in my desk too (a box of 72 to be exact) - it just seems wasteful to use another when this one is technically still functional. QuoteYou can't eat pasta with just a spoon. Don't you dare say you don't need forks again! Yes you can - do you eat spagehtti-o's with a fork?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 June 15, 2004 QuoteYou can't eat pasta with just a spoon. Val, stop spewing nonsense. Last I heard, macaroni was still pasta; so was penne and several other spoon-friendly pastas. I hate it when people generalize....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #7 June 15, 2004 QuoteYou need to participate in more lively threads, wild! Most of the 'lively' threads around here have been done in one way or the other... even this one! QuoteVal, stop spewing nonsense. Hahaha! You just got corrected by a Canadian!! That should be insulting enough, but it was Remster!! Go hang your head in shame!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #8 June 15, 2004 QuoteYou can't eat pasta with just a spoon. Some people cut themselves... ...I eat buttered spaghetti with a spoon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #9 June 15, 2004 QuoteGo hang your head in shame! Screw you all! Fine! I'll make each and every one of you a wonderful pasta dinner and give you nothing but spoons! Plus, without forks, how will I brush my hair?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 June 15, 2004 Quotebut it was Remster!! I'm not sure, but I think I was just insulted..... mmmmm...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 June 15, 2004 QuoteScrew you all Promisses promisses......Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #12 June 15, 2004 There is no fork...or spoon...or whatever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 June 15, 2004 QuoteThere is no fork...or spoon...or whatever All i need is a big knife and i'm happy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #14 June 15, 2004 I found a great way around the broken fork thing. I brought a metal fork from home and wash it after I eat. Takes 2 seconds and no plastic in your stomach. That really sucks when you don't notice it's broken and then bite down on crunchy polymer.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #15 June 15, 2004 QuotePlus, without forks, how will I brush my hair? That's disgusting. I was wondering why I kept getting these long, blond hairs in my food.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #16 June 15, 2004 All i need is a big knife and i'm happy. *** And then you will cut it up into bit size pieces to make them easy to swallow...? I'm sorry, is there a thread hijacking that is occuring here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bshl 0 #18 June 15, 2004 Uh, Sunshine, what's up with the new avatar? Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
