turtlespeed 219 #1 June 9, 2004 I always like to come up with funny replies to everyday question - so I as you . . . Post the question if you want - then post the answer that you like to go with it. MINE: In reply to anything incredible: Dude - I've been to 2 World Fairs, three dog beatin's and a two turkey f***in's but I ain't never seen shit like this before. OK your turn.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 June 9, 2004 What does skydiving feel like ?1) It feels like Paul Bunion picks you up and tosses you like a football.2) Like going 120 mph on a motorcycle without the motorcycle and it's vertical not horizontal.(O.k. not tha funny)When do you want to leave the party ?I don't know, let's play it by BEER(Still lame)Hey you're funny.. Yea i know but looks aren't everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #3 June 9, 2004 A good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail...... A great friend is someone who is sitting next to you in jail saying " That was fuckin AWESOME!!!!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #4 June 9, 2004 "Christ in a sidecar." To anything in particular. And a recent favorite from last weekend at the DZ, though not one I can claim for myself... "See, this is why it's not as dangerous as they say it is." -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #5 June 9, 2004 Any time someone includes "WE" in a sentence. Such as the boss saying "We made a mistake with our ordering and WE need to fix it" My Reply- We? You got a mouse in your pocket? MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #6 June 9, 2004 "Dufa" My 4 year old sister used to call everyone a Dufa when they did something stupid. She couldn't say doofus so it turned into Dufa. It's stuck and I often find myself calling people dufas too<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #7 June 9, 2004 Finer thans frog's hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 June 9, 2004 I just like to say "Shut up, bitch!" a lot. Loudly and to many people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #9 June 9, 2004 "If you can't have fun, what's the point of pulling?" -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 June 9, 2004 QuoteA good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail...... A great friend is someone who is setting next to in jail saying " That was fuckin AWESOME!!!!!!!" Quote A friend will help you move... A GOOD friend will help you move the body..! No matter where you go... There you are! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 June 9, 2004 Fuck off ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #12 June 9, 2004 Anyone asking to borrow money always gets the standard " Suck What?" MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #13 June 9, 2004 Q: How ya doin' today? A: If I was any better, I'd have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #14 June 9, 2004 "Go shit in your hat." My Dad taught me to say that pretty much before I could say "mama" or "dada". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #15 June 9, 2004 I've got a couple of them: 1) "Suck it up, cupcake." - Doc Washburn, an Army instructor I had in response to any gripe, i.e., "My God, I'll never get any sleep!" "Suck it up, cupcake, that's why you're making the big bucks." 2) "You are slicker than snail shit." - said to arrogant asses. 3) What I say to clients who don't quite understand that they cannot get whatthey are looking for - "There's a legal term for this. It's called the "Tough Noogies" doctrine, and it applies in your case." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #16 June 9, 2004 I'm not Texan but my boss sure is, here are some of his finest (although probably not his originals): It's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra; He/she/that is about as useless as tits on a boar hog; Quit pissing on my leg and tell me it's raining; Awww, hail; My personal favorite from another Texan, She/He/That is uglier than a hat full of assholes! Oh yea, another favorite, She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #17 June 9, 2004 I've been a LO at different events. When someone messes up on the skydive they come to me and start with the excuses. I listen and give them all my attention. Then I quote a good friend of mine. "Don't be a victim"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 June 9, 2004 She has more issues than Time Magazine.Brighter than a convienence store at 4 amDon't let her fart in your eye when your eating her pie in a 69 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #19 June 9, 2004 and a quote from our illustrious Katiebear - look . . . I don't have time for your drama. Slicker that cat snot on a linoleum floor colder than a bucket of penguin shit Buttmunch this one's my dad's: You have more excuses than Carter has Pills. (Remember Carter's Liver Pills?)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jahk 0 #20 June 9, 2004 From a friend with a crude wisdom: Rationalization, justification, and masturbation are just 3 different ways to screw yourself. Judith _____________________________________-Imelda Marcos just wanted some cute shoes that didn't make her feet hurt. Why's that so hard to understand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #21 June 9, 2004 Places to go, people to do!Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeasabird 0 #22 June 9, 2004 Referring to a hot summer day: "It's hotter than a two-peckered billy goat in a fuckin contest!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #23 June 9, 2004 I feel about as effective as: "A one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest." "A three-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #24 June 9, 2004 Three can keep a secret.... as long as two of them are dead. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #25 June 9, 2004 Statistics are 100%, when they happen to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
