livendive 8 #26 June 9, 2004 "as cool as the other side of the pillow" "lonelier than a hooker at a star trek convention" "busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest" "more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs""I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #27 June 9, 2004 I was over at Kansas's house and we were watching a video of Swoopers, one after another, run right into the side of the same hill, I said... "This is a fun game called "Run into the Side of the Hill"" Maybe it was the beers everyone there was drinking, but that got a good laugh. One person actually said "Wow Shaun, your jokes usually suck, but that one was pretty funny"=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #28 June 9, 2004 Hey y'all; Watch This! famous last words of redneck skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #29 June 9, 2004 "So.. you think I know fuck-nothing ? Wrong! I know fuck-ALL!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #30 June 10, 2004 What could possibly go wrong?!?!?!?! What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #31 June 10, 2004 QuoteAny time someone includes "WE" in a sentence. Such as the boss saying "We made a mistake with our ordering and WE need to fix it" My Reply- We? You got a mouse in your pocket? ...people i know like to spice it up with "ya gotta TERD in your pocket?" RaNdOm! see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #32 June 10, 2004 "Oh bite me!""Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #33 June 10, 2004 Oh, I'm Sure If I don't post this, Kansas Skydiver Will - - - I once Shouted out at the Dropzone... "DAMN IT, STRAIGHTEN UP, WOODY!!!!" I'm never going to hear the end of that one.... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #34 June 10, 2004 " He's so lucky he could fall into a bucket of dicks and come out sucking his thumb" "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #35 June 10, 2004 ..Yeah, and???..... ...Come on, even YOU don't believe that.....(used frequently) ..you're making me tired.... and one from my sister Myra: ...don't make me tired and hurt you.. MY best of all (when I'm really sick of it) ...don't make me treat you like your family cause I WILL ignore you and shove you down the basement stairs... buhbye, now...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #36 June 10, 2004 Just what in the wide wide world of sports is going on here???__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #37 June 10, 2004 If at first you dont succeed.... so much for skydiving.don't swear in the airDod Gamn Bon of a Sitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #38 June 10, 2004 Lets not forget the Battle Cry of the Brat: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! (that usually stops EVERYTHING)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #39 June 10, 2004 Old French saying: "He who goes to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers..." Oooops, was it supposed to be the answer to a question??? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #40 June 10, 2004 QuoteQ: How ya doin' today? A: If I was any better, I'd have to hire someone to help me enjoy it. -And that one's terribly cute, tortise! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #41 June 10, 2004 Prolly: "Holy shnikeys!!" and "F*ck me sideways..." are my two most used. And I always brake my nails on my middle fingers from flipping the bird frequently...I should start charging for the nail repair when people piss me off! <--That's most common when some wise-ass asks me to switch positions so we can balance the 182...fuckers. And the rat-bastards that always pull that shit have me out-weighed by at least a good 20 pounds. That and Luke calling me Big Red. I'm not a fucking stick of gum. Ok Turtle, congratulations, fuck-stick. Now you have me wantin' to bust someone's chops... (Of course I meant that 'fuck-stick' thing in the most kind and caring of ways, just keeping in form of this thread...)~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallman 0 #42 June 10, 2004 "Like a monkey fuckin a football"-referrin to anyone looking ridiculous -and for when someone is really ugly "Looks like his/her face caught fire and someone put it out with an axe." woa....that was cool.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #43 June 10, 2004 Quote "DAMN IT, STRAIGHTEN UP, WOODY!!!!" I'm never going to hear the end of that one.... hahahahahahahah Oh man I had forgotten about that day! I really wish I could remember what was said at the Easter party about your pink tweety. Do you remember the joke about htat? I just remember I fell outta my chair<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #44 June 10, 2004 slicker than cum on a gold tooth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDivaChristie 0 #45 June 10, 2004 My First Jump Instructor on an out landing: "DUDE! I don't EMAIL that far!" not jumping sux Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #46 June 10, 2004 The moon's a baloon. And I so miss David Niven. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #47 June 10, 2004 My favourite has to be in "We were Soldiers" (having brain lcok - that is right?) Young officer walks past the Sgt Maj and says "Good Morning!" Sgt Maj says:- "What are you? The fucking weather man?" I'm longing to try that one out!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #48 June 10, 2004 "tighter than a frog's pussy" "Colder than a well diggers ass in Siberia" "slicker than snot through a chrome nostril" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #49 June 10, 2004 in response to something surprising: "well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #50 June 10, 2004 QuoteHoly shnikeys!!" I say that all the time. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
