leroydb 0 #27 May 22, 2004 what abotu the double huck a buck, tripple twist reverse gainer?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #28 May 22, 2004 dont forget abotu that video....Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #29 May 22, 2004 Quote Now to figure out how to use the word "splak" in a sentence. One that can be used in "polite" company. One should always be ready for a nice splak before dinner, don't you think? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #30 May 22, 2004 Quote Quote make the pussy splak Splak. OMFG. I'm so lovin' that word. So damn descriptive. Just kinda sums up the whole experience. Now to figure out how to use the word "splak" in a sentence. One that can be used in "polite" company. Pussy goin' splak Polite Mister Slab goes whack whack whack whack ... whack whack Is that polite enough? What about a buck where the lady puts her heels behind her head? That's called a Viennese oyster. For classic examples, see: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/5375/movies.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #31 May 22, 2004 Quote Front Float Diving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #32 May 22, 2004 Quote What about a buck where the lady puts her heels behind her head? Normally I would have let this comment slide right on by. But not tonight. For you see, I'm a bit drunk. And just a little horny (just a little. really. not all that much ). So just for shits and giggles, I tried it. And damned if I didn't manage to get my heels behind my head! Question now is how do I get them back where they belong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #33 May 22, 2004 Quote So just for shits and giggles, I tried it. And damned if I didn't manage to get my heels behind my head! Question now is how do I get them back where they belong? Just get some help, and pretty soon you'll have it licked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #34 May 22, 2004 Quote Front Float Quote Diving Super floater. Or diving from the corner of death. Either one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #35 May 22, 2004 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Front Float -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diving -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Super floater. Or diving from the corner of death. Either one. AS Long as I get to be base.. everyone stays happy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #36 May 22, 2004 I think I am going to go back to the Feeling Randy thread now...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #37 May 22, 2004 Hi Tuna Based on the results of your survey I think the results indicate the raising/lowering of the average social/religious/polictical status of DZ.com. I knew there was one guy who worked at the highest level of the Gov't who didn't know what sex "is". DZ.com has 6 that don't know what sex "is"But it could be the sme guy is still "confused" and voted 6 times to try and con us into thinking he "isn't" the only one thats confused what sex "is" R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loudawg 0 #38 May 22, 2004 I think before I vote, I better try each and every one of the positions again to make sure that one choice is still my favorite. Who wants to partake? Whoa, settle down Shark. NOT you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #39 May 22, 2004 So it seems this is limited to intercourse positions, from the choices. I voted "take it any way I can get it" because there should always be time made to get a little of everything enjoyed. I couldn't be the only one who actually has the most fun going oral, could I? Where's the option for "head trapped between thighs"? --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #41 May 22, 2004 Quote I couldn't be the only one who actually has the most fun going oral, could I? Where's the option for "head trapped between thighs"? - How you doin'?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #42 May 22, 2004 Quote Quote I couldn't be the only one who actually has the most fun going oral, could I? Where's the option for "head trapped between thighs"? - How you doin'? By now, horny! You? --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #43 May 22, 2004 Quote By now, horny! You? - *Diva stops what she is doing so she can type* I'm just fine, thanks!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #44 May 22, 2004 Silly me, I thought that during the course of one interlude that it was expected to engage in at LEAST four or more of the said positions scoring "points" for each one. At least until either partner screams "hold it right there", until brakeoff. The only reasons for not turning these points is if performing in a small enclosed area, say a backseat, a closet sized bunkroom filled with gear, a small tent at rantoul. Or maybe I've just been getting the wrong message from adult videos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #45 May 22, 2004 Well now since the subject came up I think the original survey is FARRRRR to limiting..and indicitive of a lack of imagination. http://www.e-sensualscatalog.com/tantricsexposition4.html I always come to expect that from the conservative elements in our society that find sex such a taboo in this culture. Hell they totally friggin freaked because Janet Jacksons breast was on TV for gods sake. ITS A BREAST.. every woman has 2 get over it or them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cHoDaBoY 0 #46 May 22, 2004 My favorite is hand on penis with up and down motion while watching porno by myself Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjunior 0 #47 May 22, 2004 My wife and I named that position "lazy love". PLEASE REMEMB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cHoDaBoY 0 #48 May 22, 2004 Quote My wife and I named that position "lazy love". I named that position "shootin blanks" Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #49 May 22, 2004 Hold on while I grab the gf to go try that one out... Edit to add: Ah yes. It took a moment of me and the gf rolling around on the living room floor (clothed, dammit!) to put the description to the action, but this is one of the favs, as you said when targeting certain parts of her anatomy manually or with assistance from B.O.B. My personal fav is a variation of yours: she's sorta on her back, sorta on her side, he's straddling her leg, the other is up under his arm or over his shoulder. Affords an unusual, "sideways" angle of attack that can be a good change of pace. If he twists one way he can work the clitoris, if he twists the other he makes room for either his hand, her hand, or B.O.B. to do the work. Elvisio "knowledge is power" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #50 May 22, 2004 Doggy style while he's smacking my ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
