happythoughts 0 #1 June 7, 2004 news clicky Makes you wonder what is in McDonalds "special sauce" that goes on their burgers. My big question is, who figured it out? Did someone say, "Hey, this sandwich tastes like semen." Whose taste buds recognize that particular taste so readily? Is she dating someone currently? "Extra sauce ma'am? Just one moment, I'll go work up a batch. I'm on page 11, it shouldn't take long." QuoteA former night-shift cook at the Denny's restaurant on Illinois Route 3 in Waterloo has been charged with aggravated battery after being accused of contaminating food and watching customers eat it, authorities said Thursday. Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, of Waterloo, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into the honey-mustard dressing that the restaurant serves with its chicken strips, said Capt. Suzanne Sweet of the Waterloo police. The incidents occurred in November and April, police said. On both occasions, Lindhorst targeted "people that he didn't like, for one reason or another," Sweet said. One was a woman in her early 40s. The other victim, Sweet said, was a male police officer in his late 20s who had issued Lindhorst a traffic ticket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #2 June 7, 2004 QuoteThe other victim, Sweet said, was a male police officer in his late 20s who had issued Lindhorst a traffic ticket. Yeah, that's what he gets!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 June 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteThe other victim, Sweet said, was a male police officer in his late 20s who had issued Lindhorst a traffic ticket. Yeah, that's what he gets!! But does that make the cook gay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #4 June 7, 2004 Bill, where do you find this stuff??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 June 7, 2004 BURGER GUY: Welcome to Dippas may I take your order? FARVA: Yeah, give me a double-bacon cheeseburger BURGER GUY: Double-Bacon Cheeseburger its for a cop FARVA: What the hell is that all about? What ya gonna spit in it now? BURGER GUY: No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good. Don't spit in that cops burger. FARVA: Yeah, thanks. Give me a uh pie uh apple. BURGER GUY: Would you like to dippasize your meal for 25 cents more? FARVA: How bout I punchisize your face-for free? BURGER GUY: I don't want it THORNE: Listen guy, he doesn't want it. BURGER GUY: Right uh beverage? FARVA: Yeah ill have a uh liter of cola BURGER GUY: What? FARVA: A liter of cola! BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola? THORNE: Why dont you just order a large Farva? FARVA: I don't want a large Farva I want a goddamn liter of cola. BURGER GUY: I don't know what that is FARVA: Liter is french for give me some fuckin cola before i rip off your fuckin lips---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuffit 0 #6 June 7, 2004 What is worse though: 1. getting a nut in your special sauce or 2. some fat, hairy guy wiping his ass with your french toast (from Road Trip) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #7 June 7, 2004 They should let him go seeing it was a cop. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 June 8, 2004 QuoteThey should let him go seeing it was a cop. That's not right... However, given his animosity towards police officers, he'll be pretty easy to spot if he gets a job a Krispy Kreme. "You're looking for Bob? He's the really relaxed guy in the back..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
