Brodes 0 #1 June 5, 2004 For the guys, have you ever 'squashed your tackle' skydiving, what happens? Im quite scared of doing this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jerry81 10 #2 June 5, 2004 I did it one of the first times I was in the training harness...as a result, I always make sure everything is in place every time I put my gear on. I may look a bit weird adjusting my crotch so often, but I don't care- if you consider a balls-under malfunction combined with the opening shock, not pulling actually sounds like a better option. I hear you can easily pass out from the pain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tailgate 0 #3 June 5, 2004 Oh yea. In freefall one of " the boys" worked his way under the leg strap. That taught me to make sure things were out of the way and my straps were good and tight. This was also the hardest opening I have had in my short career. Luckily the wind dried up the resulting tears and I had to explain the profanity to the other folks under canopy around me heard. They had a good laugh on that one. It was a good lesson for me. BUT I still had a good dive. ( edited because I still can't spell) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #4 June 5, 2004 Yeah, it hurts. Just make sure your legstraps are nice and tight, and your "little buddies" shouldn't be able to squeeze into them. It's not as big of an issue as you'd think. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdgregory 0 #5 June 5, 2004 QuoteYeah, it hurts. Just make sure your legstraps are nice and tight, and your "little buddies" shouldn't be able to squeeze into them. It's not as big of an issue as you'd think. "LIttle Buddies"? Speak for yourself. But yeah, first jump I ever did I had a legstrap-over-nut malfunction. I think I actually cried. I will dance and wiggle and do whatever it takes to keep one of the boys from getting squished under the leg strap. Like everyone said, get the boys outta the way and tighten up the legstraps and you will be good to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #6 June 5, 2004 I heard one happen once. On the ground, relaxing, enjoying the sun. Suddenly a shriek resounds from the sky. We all leap to our feet, looking for something, anything...canopy cut away, collision, something. All looked fine...but the shriek continued. Someone landed and just laid there in a heap. No crash, just landed and laid down. Curled up on his side. Clutching his crotch. Moaning. Someone explained a ball-under malfunction to me that day...and once again, I am pleased I'm not a man. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #7 June 5, 2004 Quote "LIttle Buddies"? Speak for yourself. Remember the old saying bro...."Any guy who brags about his dick size is probably hung like a hamster". Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdgregory 0 #8 June 5, 2004 ROFMLFAO!! True. Except I was not bragging about my penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybozo 0 #9 June 5, 2004 Just remember: the beans go UNDER the frank. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #10 June 5, 2004 QuoteFor the guys, have you ever 'squashed your tackle' skydiving, what happens? Im quite scared of doing this Just check your package, if it's part of your gear check no problemo. Anyone hear of a guy making the same "misalignment" mistake twice? R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #11 June 5, 2004 QuoteSomeone explained a ball-under malfunction to me that day better to have a line over than a ball under!!!!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites damion75 0 #12 June 6, 2004 Quote better to have a line over than a ball under!!!!!! True, but having read that thread about getting money for BASE jumps the other day, if I DO end up with a ball under mal and have to cut away, at least I should be able to get $150k for it! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riggerrob 643 #13 June 6, 2004 A leg strap caught my foreskin one time. That stung! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vamp 0 #14 June 6, 2004 Quote Remember the old saying bro...."Any guy who brags about his dick size is probably hung like a hamster". Although...hamsters DO have disturbingly large..um..'boys'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jerry81 10 #2 June 5, 2004 I did it one of the first times I was in the training harness...as a result, I always make sure everything is in place every time I put my gear on. I may look a bit weird adjusting my crotch so often, but I don't care- if you consider a balls-under malfunction combined with the opening shock, not pulling actually sounds like a better option. I hear you can easily pass out from the pain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #3 June 5, 2004 Oh yea. In freefall one of " the boys" worked his way under the leg strap. That taught me to make sure things were out of the way and my straps were good and tight. This was also the hardest opening I have had in my short career. Luckily the wind dried up the resulting tears and I had to explain the profanity to the other folks under canopy around me heard. They had a good laugh on that one. It was a good lesson for me. BUT I still had a good dive. ( edited because I still can't spell) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 June 5, 2004 Yeah, it hurts. Just make sure your legstraps are nice and tight, and your "little buddies" shouldn't be able to squeeze into them. It's not as big of an issue as you'd think. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #5 June 5, 2004 QuoteYeah, it hurts. Just make sure your legstraps are nice and tight, and your "little buddies" shouldn't be able to squeeze into them. It's not as big of an issue as you'd think. "LIttle Buddies"? Speak for yourself. But yeah, first jump I ever did I had a legstrap-over-nut malfunction. I think I actually cried. I will dance and wiggle and do whatever it takes to keep one of the boys from getting squished under the leg strap. Like everyone said, get the boys outta the way and tighten up the legstraps and you will be good to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #6 June 5, 2004 I heard one happen once. On the ground, relaxing, enjoying the sun. Suddenly a shriek resounds from the sky. We all leap to our feet, looking for something, anything...canopy cut away, collision, something. All looked fine...but the shriek continued. Someone landed and just laid there in a heap. No crash, just landed and laid down. Curled up on his side. Clutching his crotch. Moaning. Someone explained a ball-under malfunction to me that day...and once again, I am pleased I'm not a man. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #7 June 5, 2004 Quote "LIttle Buddies"? Speak for yourself. Remember the old saying bro...."Any guy who brags about his dick size is probably hung like a hamster". Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #8 June 5, 2004 ROFMLFAO!! True. Except I was not bragging about my penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybozo 0 #9 June 5, 2004 Just remember: the beans go UNDER the frank. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #10 June 5, 2004 QuoteFor the guys, have you ever 'squashed your tackle' skydiving, what happens? Im quite scared of doing this Just check your package, if it's part of your gear check no problemo. Anyone hear of a guy making the same "misalignment" mistake twice? R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #11 June 5, 2004 QuoteSomeone explained a ball-under malfunction to me that day better to have a line over than a ball under!!!!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #12 June 6, 2004 Quote better to have a line over than a ball under!!!!!! True, but having read that thread about getting money for BASE jumps the other day, if I DO end up with a ball under mal and have to cut away, at least I should be able to get $150k for it! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #13 June 6, 2004 A leg strap caught my foreskin one time. That stung! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vamp 0 #14 June 6, 2004 Quote Remember the old saying bro...."Any guy who brags about his dick size is probably hung like a hamster". Although...hamsters DO have disturbingly large..um..'boys'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
