hmatousek 0 #1 June 2, 2004 Does anyone know why my roommate farts in my room? She says she is allergic to cats but I don't think farting is a symptom of cat allergies. Can anyone help me? Damn you Tanja!Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #2 June 2, 2004 Does she drink a bunch of beer and eat a bunch of pizza and/or nachos? That, combined (or not combined) with cats, can lead to farting. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #3 June 2, 2004 Hi Hmatousek I thought ladies just passed gasPassing gas could also be a side effect of some meds. OTOH if it only happens in your room..... sure it's not the cat or dog? R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #4 June 2, 2004 QuoteDoes anyone know why my roommate farts in my room? Maybe she doesn't want to fart in her own room because of the smell?! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #5 June 2, 2004 Wait a minute, girls fart???? I was always told that "a lady never toots"..... (for the record, being a smartass........) Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDivaChristie 0 #6 June 2, 2004 QuoteMaybe she doesn't want to fart in her own room because of the smell?! ROTFLMAO!!!! not jumping sux Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 June 2, 2004 Does she drink a lot of soda or drink through a straw a lot? Those things can make you pass gas. There was an interesting article on MSN once that stated all the things that can make you fart that you may not realize. I don't think cat allergies was one of them though!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 June 2, 2004 ummmmm....ewwwwwwwwwwww.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #9 June 2, 2004 Quote Can anyone help me? Wait till she's passed out drunk, and spackle her butt crack closed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #10 June 2, 2004 QuoteQuote Can anyone help me? Wait till she's passed out drunk, and spackle her butt crack closed... bwaahhahahahahahhahahahah!!! *breathe* bwahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!!! .... need air.... hahahahhahahahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #11 June 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote Can anyone help me? Wait till she's passed out drunk, and spackle her butt crack closed... bwaahhahahahahahhahahahah!!! *breathe* bwahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!!! .... need air.... hahahahhahahahaha! Did someone say "Superglue"?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #12 June 2, 2004 Fight fire with fire! Eat greasy, hot foods... cabbage with every meal, lots of jalapenos and cayenne pepper, whatever makes your personal pot percolate. Then cut loose with a blistering, eye-watering, gut wrenching COUNTERATTACK! Or, worst case: hire me, "mercenary style". My gf will be able to provide a good reference with regard to my "gastrointestinal resume". I can stop by periodically, unleash my misery, and be gone before she knew what hit her! Elvisio "ready to go to war" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #13 June 2, 2004 QuoteDoes anyone know why my roommate farts in my room? She says she is allergic to cats but I don't think farting is a symptom of cat allergies. Can anyone help me? Damn you Tanja! bwahahaha, rotflmfao - that is too funny. no wonder her belches aren't up to par, she lets all the pressure out the stinky end sorry, never heard of people farting due to a cat allergy. throat closing up & not being able to breathe, red itchy eyes, itchy skin, coughing, sneezing... yes; farting, no this just cracks me up!! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #14 June 2, 2004 bwahhahahahah she is pulling your leg, she is up to her old habits... say hi for me when you see her I you would. Also tell her to stop lying to you! let her stink her own room. ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #15 June 2, 2004 Bwahahahaha! You gals crack me up!!! Does Tanja know you're posting about her farts on DZ.com??? _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #16 June 2, 2004 Skydiver30960, I sense a little Tom Robbins influence in your post... Are you a fan? topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #17 June 2, 2004 So far I really like the idea of spackling her ass crack shut. And yes she does know that I am posting about her ass. I finally stopped laughing and thought I would post the whole story. She sits on my bed and lets them fly as I am talking to her. She always says sorry but we do think it is cause the cat. She only farts here and this is were the cat is. There's not other explination for it.Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #18 June 2, 2004 Maybe its the cat....whose allergic to your roomie ! (Good tip.......if an animal walks out the room after a 'smell' is made...its probably the animal........if the animal runs out wimpering.....hes not to blame) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #19 June 3, 2004 Mine does too.. Sometimes I plug her butt but then white stuff just oozes out later when she farts.. Oh.. I'm sorry.. was that too graphic? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #20 June 3, 2004 QuoteMaybe its the cat....whose allergic to your roomie !Quote Aha, I think you have it. It was a Pussy Fart..... I'm sorry....couldn't resist.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #21 June 3, 2004 You too could use your own little bottle of ASS_BE_GONE Available at stores near you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TribalTalon 0 #22 June 3, 2004 oh god. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #23 June 3, 2004 Don't worry TribalTolon He's lying again. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #24 June 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Can anyone help me? Wait till she's passed out drunk, and spackle her butt crack closed... bwaahhahahahahahhahahahah!!! *breathe* bwahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!!! .... need air.... hahahahhahahahaha! Did someone say "Superglue"? I was thinking more along the lines of a butt plug...but(t) oh well... ~R+R......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #25 June 3, 2004 Heh, that's cute. What most people don't realize is that Craichead and I have farting competitions. I usually win, but she's always a good contender. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Amazon 7 #21 June 3, 2004 You too could use your own little bottle of ASS_BE_GONE Available at stores near you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #23 June 3, 2004 Don't worry TribalTolon He's lying again. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #24 June 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Can anyone help me? Wait till she's passed out drunk, and spackle her butt crack closed... bwaahhahahahahahhahahahah!!! *breathe* bwahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!!! .... need air.... hahahahhahahahaha! Did someone say "Superglue"? I was thinking more along the lines of a butt plug...but(t) oh well... ~R+R......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #25 June 3, 2004 Heh, that's cute. What most people don't realize is that Craichead and I have farting competitions. I usually win, but she's always a good contender. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
