TypicalFish 0 #52 June 1, 2004 I think the best one I ever saw was one that came out during the popularity of those "I (Heart) this or that" stickers; it was a little round sticker with a picture of a screw on it, perfectly sized to cover the heart. You could past them to other people's stickers; turning them into "I (screw) New York", or "I (screw) My Dog"... Too funny."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #53 June 1, 2004 Quote(Anyone who knows about Pintos would get the irony) *** There was a really noice Pinto in Ocaen Beach, Ca. with the vanity plate~ "AIMHERE" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #54 June 1, 2004 From a movie (of which I forget the name) "Cure Virginity" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diveout 0 #55 June 1, 2004 cats flattened while you wait Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #56 June 1, 2004 I wonder how many people have the sack to wear THIS on their bumper... .....EAT A QUEER FETUS FOR JESUS.....Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #57 June 2, 2004 Quotecats flattened while you wait *** I couldn't believe you put that here! I had to check where you're from... I guy I worked with 5-6 years ago in San Diego, had that PAINTED on the tailgate of his 'semi-monster' Ford F350 4X4... The thing was huge, the widest / tallest tires I've ever seen on the street... His vanity plate read... " FLATCAT " ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #58 June 2, 2004 Spotted Owl Soup Will Feed A Lot of HomelessShit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #59 June 2, 2004 BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #60 June 2, 2004 "UFOs' are real, the AirForce does'nt exist." "Jesus is coming, look busy" seen those on a toolbox a few years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #61 June 2, 2004 You must be drunk Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diveout 0 #62 June 2, 2004 can't believe I posted that? really? With all of the other stuff- did you see the first bumper sticker posted on the thread, maybee your missed it? the cat quote is more schocking? come on... do people love cats geographically, like all people in my area are cat-haters or something? I just think it's a funny bumper sticker, and no I'd never hurt a cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Breezejunky 0 #63 June 2, 2004 "support mental health or I'll kill you"" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Breezejunky 0 #64 June 2, 2004 Along the same line: Seen up in Northern BC logging towns. Earth First (We'll log the other planets later) Earth First is an enviromental group Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JVig 0 #65 June 2, 2004 Saw this one: Guns don't kill people....people with mustaches kill people -------------------------------------------------- Just remember.....if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #66 June 2, 2004 QuoteYou must be drunk yeah...pretty much working on it.....now where's my beer? I got the word no more booby posts until "another day" in time", so for now I will just post-whore to random satisfaction. Are you drunk Keith, or are you just sitting there waiting for an excuse? Here's your excuse for drinking. CRAZYTHOMAS COMMANDS YOU TO GO GET ALCOHOL AND START DRINKING. so let it be said, so let it be done. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #67 June 2, 2004 QuoteAre you drunk Keith, or are you just sitting there waiting for an excuse? Sadly No. I'm currently in a conference call to Japan. As soon as I'm done though . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #68 June 2, 2004 One I used to have: "A Woman with a gun has more fun." Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyswc 0 #69 June 2, 2004 QuoteMy bumper sticker says: D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating My 16 yo daughter hates it, but people constantly make comments about it. How about D.A.M.M. Drunks against mad mothers "Discourage imbreeding , Ban country music!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #70 June 2, 2004 "I'm ugly and you're stupid, but at least I can do something about it!"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #71 June 2, 2004 My kid got your honor roll student pregnant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loopysteph 0 #72 June 2, 2004 funny one I saw "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks" There was another one on the same car that referenced a big road construction project here in Denver called T-REX, i guess you would have to be a local to appreciate the humor but it said, "T-REX =Clusterphuckasaurus" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
