kelel01 1 #1 May 20, 2004 Here's a list that was published in Esquire for all you gents. I don't think I agree with all of them, but some of them are so true they made me laugh out loud. I'll let y'all decipher them for yourself. Quote Ten Things You Don't Know About Women 1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. 2. Never wear sandals. 3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. 4. If you suggest we go dutch on a date, we won't think you're modern, progressive, or respectful of our feelings. We'll think you're cheap. 5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning. 6. Crotchless underwear does nothing but make us feel ridiculous. Don't fool yourself into thinking it's a gift for us. It's a gift for you and your libido. 7. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: no matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always. 8. When we ask if that gorgeous woman passing by is attractive, the best response is always, "Who?" 9. You should show a mammoth appreciation for every square inch of our soft, hairless bodies. Waxing hurts. A lot. 10. Dousing yourself in cologne is never sexy. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 May 20, 2004 QuoteCrotchless underwear does nothing but make us feel ridiculous. Don't fool yourself into thinking it's a gift for us. It's a gift for you and your libido. OMG...that is soooo very true! Quote7. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: no matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always. Yep, it's ALWAYS flattering! Quote8. When we ask if that gorgeous woman passing by is attractive, the best response is always, "Who?" good one!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #3 May 20, 2004 >>8. When we ask if that gorgeous woman passing by is attractive, the best response is always, "Who?" On this one, I follow "who?" with the old "yeah, well, some guys would think so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 May 20, 2004 Quote1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. the word itself is f&*king stupid. you forgot: 11. Women don't think it's funny when you fart on the jump plane. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 May 20, 2004 Quote11. Women don't think it's funny when you fart on the jump plane. AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 May 20, 2004 Quote5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning. I generally don't respect them now or I wouldn't be asking them out. Of course, that's fair, if she had self-respect, she wouldn't go out with me. I don't believe in sex on the first date. Usually, I prefer it before the first date. That way I know if she's worth that ride through the Chik-Fila drive-thru. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 May 20, 2004 Quote11. Women don't think it's funny when you fart on the jump plane. Not necessarily true. It's definitely not ATTRACTIVE, but it can be funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #8 May 20, 2004 Quote >>8. When we ask if that gorgeous woman passing by is attractive, the best response is always, "Who?" On this one, I follow "who?" with the old "yeah, well, some guys would think so." Naw, a better way to reply after the "Who?" is to say, "Honey, you are the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen. You are far more beautiful than than her or any other woman." Also, don't stare at other women in front of her. When you are with her, stare at your own girlfriend and drool... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #9 May 20, 2004 Quote Also, don't stare at other women in front of her. When you are with her, stare at your own girlfriend and drool... ...or, wear dark glasses and work on your peripheral vision. keeps you out of trouble. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #10 May 20, 2004 9. You should show a mammoth appreciation for every square inch of our soft, hairless bodies. Waxing hurts. A lot. Oh i do appreciat that so much. girls rockI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #11 May 20, 2004 QuoteThe whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. What? Dammit!! And I JUST got my eyebrows waxed. I can't keep up."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 May 20, 2004 Quotehttp://1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. Very interesting clicky . . . But please continue to wax your eyebrows. We dno't want a metrosexual, but someone who does not resemble Bert (of Bert and Ernie) is preferable. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 May 20, 2004 Ten Things You Don't Know About Women 1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. True 2. Never wear sandals. Tevas count as sandals. Guys can wear sandals if they want to...i see nothing wrong with it. 3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. Guys with painted toenails are sexy as hell!!! 4. If you suggest we go dutch on a date, we won't think you're modern, progressive, or respectful of our feelings. We'll think you're cheap. On a first date, yes. If you're dating, the girl should pay sometimes. 5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning. If you wanna sleep together, do it...I wouldn't lose respect for a guy. 6. Crotchless underwear does nothing but make us feel ridiculous. Don't fool yourself into thinking it's a gift for us. It's a gift for you and your libido. I like 'em, i think they're fun to wear. 7. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: no matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always. True 8. When we ask if that gorgeous woman passing by is attractive, the best response is always, "Who?" Bullshit!! I like to check out attractive women and i see nothing wrong with my guy looking at her, especially if I bring it up. Asking a guy and expecting him to say "who" is one of those stupid idiotic games females play. 9. You should show a mammoth appreciation for every square inch of our soft, hairless bodies. Waxing hurts. A lot. Well, yeah. Even more fun if the guy waxes me. 10. Dousing yourself in cologne is never sexy. Smelling like jetfuel is sexy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #14 May 20, 2004 And never ever ever when asked "Does this (article of clothing) make me look fat.........say "yes honey it does"Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #15 May 20, 2004 Doesn't Quote3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. contravene Quote1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. ?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 May 20, 2004 A little . . . I was kind of thinking that, too. But I'm on board 100% with the "no sandals" thing to begin with (exception: Tevas), so the pedicure one is a moot point for me. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 May 20, 2004 QuoteTen things you don't know about women What, only ten? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #18 May 20, 2004 i don't go for pedicures (although i did get a manicure once, hey, it is a manicure right?), but definitely take a pair of sidecutters or something to the toenails before turning them loose."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #19 May 20, 2004 Well, my wifie thinks I look very good in sandals, so who cares what you think Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #20 May 20, 2004 QuoteWell, yeah. Even more fun if the guy waxes me. Bryan warming up the wax Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #21 May 20, 2004 QuoteDoesn't Quote3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. contravene Quote1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. ? Your lips are moving and i know you are saying something - but I just can't understand you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #22 May 20, 2004 Quote1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. I've heard this a lot. I'm married so it doesn't matter to me so much, but I just want to clarify.... Being a gourmet chef is a bad thing? _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 May 20, 2004 (stole this one from the thread next door) 12. Women are NOT attracted to men who cry and hold hands with each other in the movies. ....even if they are Justin Timberlake and Antonio Banderas. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #24 May 20, 2004 Quotemetrosexual What's that? I know Homo, Hetero, Trans, Bi, but what is metro? Is that a subway thing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 May 20, 2004 metrosexual: someone who likes to do it on the subway. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
