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3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea.


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1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy.

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thats what i was thinking!!! but i'm not so sure i agree with that list. maybe i just play by different 'rules'. :D

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Metro is is from the greek work Metros, meaning city or city-state.

In modern times, a "Metropolis" is a countries biggest city. New York, Toronto, London and Paris are all Metropolises.

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metrosexual: someone who likes to do it on the subway.



no no no... thats a metrophiliac.



wouldn't that be someone who likes to do it with a subway? [unsure]
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Folks,

I just read this in The Onion yesterday, so I thought it would help clear things up here. The Onion is a satirical newspaper, so take it with a large grain of salt.


Catholic Church Condemns Metrosexuality
VATICAN CITY—Vatican spokesman Joaquin Navarro-Valls said Monday that metrosexuality, the trend of heterosexual men co-opting the aesthetics of homosexual men, is strictly prohibited under Catholic doctrine. "The truly faithful will avoid the temptation to adopt this hip urban lifestyle," Navarro-Valls said. "The devout Catholic must remain on the path toward salvation, no matter how good he'd look in an Armani pullover, and no matter how much he might covet his neighbor's set of Williams-Sonoma lobster forks." Karl Weis, director of the New York-based activist group Freedom From Religion, responded to the ban by stating that "metrosexuality is so 2003."



He He He...

Check out The Onion.

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1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy.



I disagree. Men who are clean and well groomed are very attractive.

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2. Never wear sandals.



Sandals are ok at the dz or the beach, but nowhere else! Mens feet are not attractive, including Remi's. I've never seen them, I just have that feeling. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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2. Never wear sandals.

3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea.



Ruh-roh, am I in trouble... To save money on golf shoes, I wear sandals when I play. However, since I don't have golf spikes, I let my toenails grow until they gave me a good grip.
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I let my toenails grow until they gave me a good grip.



...Oh, that's just nasty, Bill! :S
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Ten Things You Don't Know About Women

7. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: no matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always.

***I'm proud to say I've always known that one. Because of that, I was able to marry way out of my league.B|

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So I guess I shouldn't mentioned that I re-gripped my irons using ear-hair.



Who needs a cold shower when we have you around with those kind of posts? :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy.



I disagree. Men who are clean and well groomed are very attractive.



I don't understand. Why does a man need to be labeled a "metrosexual" if he is clean and well-groomed? Can't a man be "manly" and STILL be clean (smelling good) and well-groomed (occasional shave and a haircut)? I STILL do not think that metrosexual men are sexy, unless the metrosexual man is my gay friend. In which case, he can wax, pluck, lift or curl anything neccessary to look good for his BF. If I am with a man, however, I want to be the pretty one. Let me do the"girly" stuff. :)

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4. If you suggest we go dutch on a date, we won't think you're modern, progressive, or respectful of our feelings. We'll think you're cheap.



Ok, but remember that I offered to pay half. I like an independent woman who wants to pay for my dinner. It shows self-reliance and I really respect that. :ph34r: I'm not cheap darn it, I'm broke. :)

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PS: Bill, should I be worried that one of my body parts has a stalker?



I do not like you for your feet! I like you for your....uh....hmmm...why do I like you again? :ph34r:
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because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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metrosexual: someone who likes to do it on the subway.



no no no... thats a metrophiliac.



wouldn't that be someone who likes to do it with a subway? [unsure]



ROFLMAO!!!!!
:D:D:D:D



Who would dare molest an innocent sandwich!?!:S

(Biting my tongue before I make the "6 or 12-inch" joke...):P

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why do I like you again



Unbeleivable intelect.

Thats right, no one can beleive I am that intelligent.





Wait a second, that doesnt sound right.....[:/]



1st - there ain't no such thing as a "Sandwich" it's a SAMMICH dammit!

And your assumptions of your self and the way people see you are frighteningly accurate. True too.:D
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Naw, a better way to reply after the "Who?" is to say, "Honey, you are the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen. You are far more beautiful than than her or any other woman."



I disagree. If my honey asks whether a lady is gorgeous, I'll say, "Yeah. She's a pretty lady." Sorry, I just value honesty.

I'll always let her know that she's the most beautiful thing in the world, though.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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