Ten things you don't know about women, per "Esquire"

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I disagree. If my honey asks whether a lady is gorgeous, I'll say, "Yeah. She's a pretty lady." Sorry, I just value honesty.

I'll always let her know that she's the most beautiful thing in the world, though.

Agreed. Great thing is that my wife looks at them too

Did I mention I love her
Just another stupid magazine article

Blue ones,
Ian

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definitely take a pair of sidecutters or something to the toenails before turning them loose.

In keeping with this thread, there are LOTS of things some of us men don't know about women (and their clothes, gadgets, make-up, etc). What the hell are "sidecutters"? You mean toenail clippers?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[CrazyRock 0]

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10. Dousing yourself in cologne is never sexy.
Smelling like jetfuel is sexy.

Woo hoo!! Amen to that! I guess that means there's hope for me yet!!

oh, and whoever was talking about the contradiction of not being metrosexual but still getting pedicures- just add that to the long list of confusing contradictions women say!! i don't think i really understand any of it!

-Seth :)

[catfishhunter 2]

For me personally, you can narrow it all down to one thing

1) I know absouty NOTHING about women.

Yup think that covers it

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Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

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5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning.

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Ten things I don't know about women? OK...

1. Who's idea was it that the proper response to "What's wrong?" should be "nothing" and why?

2. Why do you go to the bathroom together?

3. Why do you answer "I don't care, you pick" when we give you a choice between two options, and then suddenly care after we flip a coin to decide it?

4. What is the proper response to "Does this make me look fat?"

5. Why is it the man who is always expected to "fix" a bit of silence during a phone call? We fix things we can get our hands on. Phone conversations are your thing.

6. Do you honestly think we can tell the difference between 15 different shades of lipstick? We see "slutty red", "regular red", "purple", and "black". That's it.

7. Why in the world would you want 5 different pairs of black "pumps"? And while on the topic, what the hell ARE "pumps"?

8. Why do women's bathrooms have couches in them?
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To be continued... DZ just called and needs me on a load. :-)

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[sunshine 2]

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BWAHAHAHA...I painted Derek toes about a week ago or so, I still can't help but bust out laughing when I see them.

You must post pics!!

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meow

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8. Why do women's bathrooms have couches in them?

I wish mens bathrooms did. I'm not the athlete that I once was. Sometimes I could use a rest after a tough session in the bathroom.

[skymama 37]

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6. Do you honestly think we can tell the difference between 15 different shades of lipstick? We see "slutty red", "regular red", "purple", and "black". That's it.

You go out with girls who wear black lipstick?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Woo hoo!! Amen to that! I guess that means there's hope for me yet!!

Of course there's hope for you. Though you might wanna change your avatar so everyone can see what a hottie you are!!

Another thing. If a woman accidentally leaves her shirt at your house after spending the night, don't give it back to her in front of a whole hanger full of people...it makes them wonder.

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meow

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