happythoughts 0 #51 May 20, 2004 QuoteQuotewhy do I like you again Unbeleivable intelect. Thats right, no one can beleive I am that intelligent. Wait a second, that doesnt sound right..... A spell-checker would help. How are people going to spell English words correctly when they are using the French ones all the time? Talk about pointless. There is already a perfectly good word in English and then they go and use another one. What's up with that? It just adds confusion and makes the French appear anti-social. No one wants that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #52 May 20, 2004 I have my dz.com spell check set on french since I mod the french forum. Yeah. Thats it. Sounds like a good excuse to meRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #53 May 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm not cheap darn it, I'm broke. I'm broke, too. I guess we could never go on a "dinner date" then, Bill. Ok, we can stay home for a "chicken-suit and trapeze" date, but just once. After that, we have to see a movie (I have my self-esteem to consider). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #54 May 20, 2004 QuoteI have my dz.com spell check set on french since I mod the french forum. Yeah. Thats it. Sounds like a good excuse to me Ok. That explains it. I know you can afford one because all Canadians are rich. You guys all live up there and go snow skiing and meese hunting. I can't even afford to vist Canada and you guys live there. You drive foreign cars and wear beaver hats. The list is endless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #55 May 20, 2004 Quotemeese hunting Is that an animal listed in the US spell check? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #56 May 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteNaw, a better way to reply after the "Who?" is to say, "Honey, you are the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen. You are far more beautiful than than her or any other woman." I disagree. If my honey asks whether a lady is gorgeous, I'll say, "Yeah. She's a pretty lady." Sorry, I just value honesty. I'll always let her know that she's the most beautiful thing in the world, though. Gosh, I was sort-of kidding, Jerry. I do admit, however, that it is ALWAYS nice to be told that you are the most beautiful woman in the world by the man whom you love because you know that he is referring to both your outer and your INNER beauty! I do NOT think that I would ever ask a man whom I love if he thought that another woman was pretty or prettier than myself. It shouldn't matter and has nothing to do with my relationship if another woman is beautiful. I find that when I am happy and confident with myself, I do not feel that I need to compare myself to anyone else. I hate those kinds of questions...and I never would ask. It is a wicked no-win situation to ask... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #57 May 20, 2004 QuoteYou drive foreign cars and wear beaver hats. The list is endless. Really?? Damn, it's been months since i had a beaver on my head. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #58 May 20, 2004 I guess I need to get a life... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #59 May 20, 2004 Quote I guess I need to get a life... topher You both need to learn how to type INVISIBLE!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #60 May 20, 2004 Quote 5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning. If you wanna sleep together, do it...I wouldn't lose respect for a guy. We just want to be held. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #61 May 20, 2004 QuoteQuotemeese hunting Is that an animal listed in the US spell check? Geese is the plural of goose. Meese is the plural of moose. Orignaux is like mooses, but not good English. (Glad I could help.) I also translate British into English. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #62 May 20, 2004 QuoteOk, we can stay home for a "chicken-suit and trapeze" date, but just once. After that, we have to see a movie (I have my self-esteem to consider). Oh...ok then...I mean, whaaaat? I may need a few minutes to break down the man code. Let's just leave it at me blushing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #63 May 20, 2004 QuoteLet's just leave it at me blushing... Excellent. Confusion , blushing My work here is done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #64 May 20, 2004 QuoteI hate those kinds of questions...and I never would ask. It is a wicked no-win situation to ask... Good on ya! Men refer to those kind of questions as a 'Death Trap.' Just Say No to Stupid Mind Games!7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #65 May 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteI hate those kinds of questions...and I never would ask. It is a wicked no-win situation to ask... Good on ya! Men refer to those kind of questions as a 'Death Trap.' Just Say No to Stupid Mind Games! I agree. Btw, you and your girlie jumping this weekend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #66 May 20, 2004 Quote3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. Guys with painted toenails are sexy as hell!!! BWAHAHAHA...I painted Derek toes about a week ago or so, I still can't help but bust out laughing when I see them.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #67 May 20, 2004 Ten Things You Don't Know About Women what there are only 10? I thought there were thousands of things which I didn't understand. I guess I'm not as off as originally I thought I was? 1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. Agreed ... 2. Never wear sandals. I don't get it. As long as we're not talking about a really bad case of Athlete's Feet, and as long as the toe nails are trimmed, why can't we wear sandals? 3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. I know someone mention that painted toe nails are sexy on a man, but most men will never do this. What colors would be appropriate and what colors are just wrong? And is a pedicure just a painting thing or is it more a case of just ensuring the toe nails are nicey trimmed? 4. If you suggest we go dutch on a date, we won't think you're modern, progressive, or respectful of our feelings. We'll think you're cheap. Because I can (at least currently) afford to pay. I have no problems paying for a date. But it's nice if the girl takes me out every once in a while as well isn't it? 5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning. I don't know if it's me or not, but I have yet to meet the type of women who are interested in me as only one night stands. All the women I have slept with (not that many) have been the result of a lot of hard work doing the so-called proper BF thing-a-ma-bob. And look where that got me. 6. Crotchless underwear does nothing but make us feel ridiculous. Don't fool yourself into thinking it's a gift for us. It's a gift for you and your libido. I can see where some/many women wouldn't get into this sort of thing. 7. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: no matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always. Hmmm ... maybe inside the girl is flattered, but they sure like to hand out the rejection slip. Of course it goes both ways here. Men are not always innocent themselves. 8. When we ask if that gorgeous woman passing by is attractive, the best response is always, "Who?" This is a nasty trick some (not all) women seem to like to play. We men are very simple creatures. Why do some women insist on messing with our minds? 9. You should show a mammoth appreciation for every square inch of our soft, hairless bodies. Waxing hurts. A lot. The female body can be a work of art and the guys need to really appreciate the effort their women make for them in order to look good. But I also like low maintenance girls who are comfortable not only dressing casually, but also occasionally hitting the town dressed to kill. 10. Dousing yourself in cologne is never sexy. Good .. I like it when a woman smells good (but not over powering), but funny smelling men are enough to make me gag. Of course a man with poor hygiene and no interest in masking their bodily odors is a pretty nasty as well. God there has to be more than just this list of ten things isn't there? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #68 May 20, 2004 I see that you put a lot of thought into your reply. Thinking a lot about what women think. ...so you see the problem now, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #69 May 20, 2004 1. The whole metrosexual thing is not sexy. It's not supposed to be. Preppy wasn't sexy, either. 3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. Metrosexual thing is not sexy, but you want us to get a pedicure? Now, let's see why men are confused. Only metrosexuals get pedicures. MEtrosexuals aren't sexy. But, a guy should get a pedicure. What the???? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #70 May 20, 2004 A metrosexual would not bare his feet. He would only be seen in expensive Italian loafers. However, this does illustrate a point. Women can construct a thought in which the end contradicts the beginning and understand each other. The only complex thing about being a guy is dealing with women. Maybe that is why the metrosexuals don't seem so confused. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #71 May 20, 2004 5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning. That makes no fuggin sense, wouldn't you be mad at yourself for being so easy. Hey its not my problem your a slut, I'm a guy its expected "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #72 May 20, 2004 Holy crap! You mean the list is only 10 items long?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #73 May 20, 2004 I think we could all come up with another one. For example: 12. All women want is to feel special. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mirochristie 0 #74 May 20, 2004 Quote..or, wear dark glasses and work on your peripheral vision. keeps you out of trouble. I hate that. Men do this and swear we do not realize you are checking out other women. ... It`s just rude (in my opinion). If it were the other way around, ... we would be in deep shit. You guys would be so pissed off, you would feel rejected, lower, unatractive, and simply a toy to us.LiquidSky @(^_^)@ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #75 May 20, 2004 I think there are only 2 things men need to understand about women Can't live with them, Can't shoot them! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
