NoShitThereIWas 0 #1 May 17, 2004 Or will you end up in Purgatory? I have a final on Dante's Inferno tomorrow and was doing a little research on the Internet. I found the website: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv and took the Dante's Inferno Test of Impurity, Sin and Damnation. This test is a little different than KingBunky's Hell Test posted a while ago. You can actually determine where you will end up according to Dante in this test. I thought it was pretty interesting and anyone who has read Inferno knows what I am talking about. Where would you end up? Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #2 May 17, 2004 Your fate has been decided.... You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! First Level of Hell - Limbo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. Level Purgatory Repenting Believers Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Level 2 Lustful Level 3 Gluttonous Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Level 7 Violent Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #3 May 17, 2004 Yep, that's where I ended up, the 1st Level of Hell too. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #4 May 17, 2004 Uh oh... 2nd level, but some of the questions I didn't have a yes or no, or true or false. So this could have been the reason<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckbrown 0 #5 May 17, 2004 I don't remember Dante writing about SUVs or sports cars. Since I own an SUV I guess that's why I am so going to Hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #6 May 17, 2004 The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell! Second Level of Hell You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. What does "Score: Extreme" mean, do you think? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 May 17, 2004 QuoteThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | High Level 4 | Very High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate Oh well, at least i can still skydive till then. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #8 May 17, 2004 Woohoo! I better die soon, or I'll be screwed! You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 May 17, 2004 QuoteThird Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws. Well . . . fuck. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 May 17, 2004 2nd level here as well. We should make this one a poll. I imagine a fair number of skydivers will end up there because of our "appetite for pleasure." :-) Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 May 17, 2004 Level 2 for me. Lustful! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 May 17, 2004 QuoteYep, that's where I ended up, the 1st Level of Hell too. Ditto here Oh My God............Is it good to be a pimp? Is that some kinda trick question????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #13 May 17, 2004 Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. ya okI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #14 May 17, 2004 truely evil... Second Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #15 May 17, 2004 Quote The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | Very High Level 4 | Very High Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High Wow COOL! I get to live in the city! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 May 17, 2004 lol ya i'll be seeing you there.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #17 May 17, 2004 LOL yeah i'll look you up if I need a roommate. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #18 May 17, 2004 Second Level of Hell You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. 2nd level hell yeah, i get to stay with some hot historical honeys. Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #19 May 17, 2004 Hmmm.. me on a bad day The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge! Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #20 May 17, 2004 Sweet Phree.......thanx for not making me the first one to hang out in the Malbolge. I always knew that I would have to go to hell. All my friends are there anyway.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #21 May 17, 2004 QuoteLOL yeah i'll look you up if I need a roommate. I'll bring the a/c and the frigI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #22 May 17, 2004 QuoteSecond Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Low Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites favaks 0 #23 May 17, 2004 Damn, level 6. I'm a heretic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WILDBILLAQR 0 #24 May 17, 2004 AH HELL! At least there will be 3 of us in Malbolge! Save me a spot at the bar---------------------------------------------- "Thats not smoke, thats BUCKEYE!!" AQR#3,CWR#49 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 140 #25 May 17, 2004 I'll be moving in with Viking and genoyamamoto... Will bring some swiss chocolate...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Viking 0 #21 May 17, 2004 QuoteLOL yeah i'll look you up if I need a roommate. I'll bring the a/c and the frigI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #22 May 17, 2004 QuoteSecond Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Low Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
favaks 0 #23 May 17, 2004 Damn, level 6. I'm a heretic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WILDBILLAQR 0 #24 May 17, 2004 AH HELL! At least there will be 3 of us in Malbolge! Save me a spot at the bar---------------------------------------------- "Thats not smoke, thats BUCKEYE!!" AQR#3,CWR#49 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #25 May 17, 2004 I'll be moving in with Viking and genoyamamoto... Will bring some swiss chocolate...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
