kelel01 1 #1 May 13, 2004 1). You bite your tongue so hard that it starts to bleed. 364 days out of the year your tongue and teeth never get in the way of each other, then one day your tongue magically forgets to stay out of the way. (Just happened to me, and I'm in pain with a mouth full of blood-- attractive and good for talking on the phone at work). 2). You're holding a glass or something in your hand, and your hand just lets go, for whatever reason. That always cracks me up. It's probably happened three times in my life, but it always gets me. Any brain farts you guys have had? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 May 13, 2004 QuoteAny brain farts you guys have had? Next time you are in a bar, find someone who is really drunk. If they are holding a drink using the same arm that their watch is on, ask them what time it is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 May 13, 2004 QuoteAny brain farts you guys have had? Yeah, at about 7K feet, every load i am on. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #4 May 13, 2004 Looking for your keys for 10 minutes, only to realize they are in your hand. Finding the book you're reading this week in the freezer.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 May 13, 2004 Sick! No farting on the otter (or cessna, or king air)!!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #6 May 13, 2004 QuoteLooking for your keys for 10 minutes, only to realize they are in your hand. Even better, spending 10 min running around looking for you glasses, finaly find them put them on and freak out cause everything is really friggen blurry....only then do you realize you have your contacts in....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #7 May 13, 2004 Ok, ok, ok... here's a good one. This one still makes me laugh, but probably just because it happened to me. All through college I was the typical poor college kid with just enough money to get drunk on bad beer every weekend. $6.36 got you a case of Beast or Beast Light (aka Beast Least) whichever you preferred. Well, once I graduated, I rewarded myself and my newfound financial freedom by moving up to bottled beer. It was like a principle for me, it had to be in a bottle or draft, nothing from a can. This went on for a year or so, then I headed home to see the hometown crew. We went to the local hangout, which has a sand volleyball court outside, and whenever the court is open they don't allow bottles ANYWHERE in the club for fear of broken glass in the sand. So, I am, by default, back to cans for the evening. Everything is fine, I'm only on my second beer or so and I'm not even buzzed yet, me and the guys are talking to a few very attractive club attendees (and not making TOO big a fools of ourselves I might add) and I decide it's time for a swig of beer. Well, muscle memory took over and my mind told my arm to move that CAN of beer to "bottle distance" from my mouth and tip that bad boy. About half the can went down my shirt before I registered that it wasn't reaching my lips. I tried to explain... the girls smiled good-naturedly about it and DID keep talking to me, but it was obvious that any doors that may have been open (however slightly) were now closed. D'oh! Elvisio "why is my chest cold and wet and I am still thirsty" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #8 May 13, 2004 my dad once walked around for two hours looking for his sunglasses, when they were up on his forehead. none of us had the heart to tell him. Finally, he walked into the bathroom, still searching, and looked in the mirror. a shout of "ACK! Why didn't anyone TELL me?!!!!" reverberated through the house. I don't think the laughter truly stopped for several more hours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #9 May 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteAny brain farts you guys have had? Next time you are in a bar, find someone who is really drunk. If they are holding a drink using the same arm that their watch is on, ask them what time it is. Our just stand there and start to lean (slowly and increasingly) in one direction and see if you can make them tip over. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 May 13, 2004 ROFLMFAO!!! That was hysterical! By the way, the sunglasses-on-the-head thing, and the keys-in-my-hand thing have been done (by me) too many times to count. My friends LOVE to make fun of me for it. You'd think I'd learn by now. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 May 13, 2004 Quote Our just stand there and start to lean (slowly and increasingly) in one direction and see if you can make them tip over. That definitely helps if you are shooting pool. Hold your cue at an angle or lean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #12 May 13, 2004 I have many to post, but of most recent: Not thinking about what can be interpreted (no matter how innocent) from what I say in front of the TWISTED AND SICK MiNdz Of SkYDIVerz.***note to self: eat b/4 you drink*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #13 May 13, 2004 Geez... some time ago... 12k check all gear for the 3rd time, turn cameras on, sight etc... and you have that feeling that you are forgeting something, step out of the door into the camera step and grab the handle, just to feel the cold steel in your hand.... in your whole hand... you know where those damn swoop chords were supposed to be. ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 May 13, 2004 I've been in a brain fart since Aug. '03. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #15 May 13, 2004 I too, very recently might I add, had a brain Fart. Picture just landing from the sunset load. The beer fairies bring us all an ice cold Sammy in the landing area. We’re standing around talking, enjoying that very tastey first beer after green light, enjoying the sunset and that wonderful feeling you get from that fresh sunset air. As I gather my gear to head to the packing area, being right handed, I switch my beer from my right hand to my left so’s I can grab my helmet and place it on my head. Weeeell, I grabbed my helmet with my LEFT hand and poured my still very cold beer down my back and all over my rig as I placed my helmet on my head. DOH!!! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #16 May 13, 2004 QuoteWeeeell, I grabbed my helmet with my LEFT hand and poured my still very cold beer down my back and all over my rig as I placed my helmet on my head. DOH!!! That's not a brain fart ... .that's alcohol abuse ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #17 May 13, 2004 i went to the grocery store once.did my shopping went to the car.(4 door) put the groceries in the back seat and got in and shut the door.then i realized that i was alone and couldnt drive from the back seat.people were watching me so i went back in the store and walked around for a while.then went out got in the front seat and drove home.or pulling up in the driveway on the bike.get off and lay it down on the ground.forgetting the sidestand.those are just 2 that i will tell on myself***no good deed goes unpunished Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 May 13, 2004 You guys, stop!! I'm gonna pee in my pants!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #20 May 13, 2004 Now THATS Hysterical. I usually have one brain fart a day, so it doesn't really matter to me, but once I REALLY had to wonder what the hell was I thinking. I got dressed to go to the store and got to my front door when I realized I put on EVERYTHING (socks, shoes, blouse) and forgot my PANTS. And yes, I was wearing a thong! (I didn't go out, thank God!)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #21 May 14, 2004 prolly one of my duller moments, and I wasn't even drinking... I walk into a closed screen door knocking it off it's track... take my word for it, those things'll do a number on your face. Then I collect myself, realign the door back on its tracks, grab the book I'd left on my patio table, turn around and walk right into the damned screen door again... it gets better... I meet up with a friend half an hour later -> "jesus, are you alright?" -> "what, why?" -> "you've got some kinda weird pattern on your face, what did you do? walk into a screen door?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #22 May 14, 2004 Quote pulling up in the driveway on the bike.get off and lay it down on the ground.forgetting the sidestand.those are just 2 that i will tell on myself***no good deed goes unpunished I know a guy that forgot to put his feet down at a stoplight.------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #23 May 14, 2004 Today when I was at work, a customer asked me a question about where something was. I wasn't sure so I asked another employee. They gave me an answer and I went back to tell the customer. When I walked back up to the customer, I just stood there and stared at her for a minute. She looked at me like I was crazy. I had totally forgotten what I had been doing. I had to ask the customer what her question had been. She probably thought I was on crack or something. I have a good excuse though because I was sick. But it's not the first time I've been known to do something like that.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurking 0 #24 May 14, 2004 My favorite: Mother complains that kitchen sink is blocked. Father crawls under the sink with a bucket, detaches the pipes and tubes, lets the dirty water flow into the bucket. Then hands bucket to mother to dispose of the water while he remains under the sink to reattach pipes. Guess where mother disposes of the water? Yes: Into that very kitchen sink and thus into my fathers face who was trying to reattach everything. Talk about not knowing if to cry or laugh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #25 May 14, 2004 I've walked around a dropzone looking for my sunglasses....only to realize they were on my head. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
