Brains 2 #1 May 7, 2004 To be in love with a canopy?? I flew what has to be the greatest canopy ever yesterday. I wanted to take it out back and have sex with it but our pilot said no. It was his. I am now officially in the market for a new Crossfire2 Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 May 7, 2004 Who cares if the pilot said no. You should've had sex with it anyway. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 May 7, 2004 QuoteTo be in love with a canopy?? I flew what has to be the greatest canopy ever yesterday. I wanted to take it out back and have sex with it but our pilot said no. It was his. I am now officially in the market for a new Crossfire2 I would have gotten the pilot drunk and eloped with the canopy.. Anyone got a rig & a 170+ canopy so I can get current? Need to live in the Houston area or College Station... Hell even San Marcus area maybe. Looking at getting out of Houston for Memorial Day weekend and what better thing to do. Get current edit to add: send me a private or post in this thread please.. didn't mean to take over Brains.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 May 7, 2004 Quote didn't mean to take over Brains.. No worries, come to ssm on mem. weekend, i will work on finding you a 170+. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #5 May 7, 2004 Hey SLAPPIE, if ya come to SSM for memorial weekend, let me know................I'll make it a point to be there~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #6 May 7, 2004 QuoteHey SLAPPIE, if ya come to SSM for memorial weekend, let me know................I'll make it a point to be there Be careful slappie, that sounds more like a threat. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 May 7, 2004 I'm not the one threatening to have SEX with a canopy MR~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 May 7, 2004 QuoteI'm not the one threatening to have SEX with a canopy MR It was more of a promise. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #9 May 7, 2004 QuoteI wanted to take it out back and have sex with it but our pilot said no That will turn a regular F111 into a ZP wont it? -www.WestCoastWingsuits.com www.PrecisionSkydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 May 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm not the one threatening to have SEX with a canopy MR It was more of a promise. Something just ain't right with that picture~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #11 May 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteI wanted to take it out back and have sex with it but our pilot said no That will turn a regular F111 into a ZP wont it? - wrong....just wrong.... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #12 May 7, 2004 You think thats good.. try airlocks Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 May 7, 2004 QuoteYou think thats good.. try airlocks Just so happens that a Sam 120 will be shipped to me on Monday Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #14 May 7, 2004 I got a 136 Sam now.. wanna do some CRW? Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #15 May 7, 2004 QuoteI wanted to take it out back and have sex with it but our pilot said no Carefull not to get things cought on the fabic. I'm sure you wouldnt want a tear (in the canopy either )Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #16 May 7, 2004 QuoteI got a 136 Sam now.. wanna do some CRW? You have obviously never heard about my crw rules. 1. I don't do crw. 2. You dock on my canopy i will chop it. 3. See rule #1 Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #17 May 7, 2004 ok, problem solved. I just went and bought my own Ships today and i should have it sometime next week. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #18 May 7, 2004 QuoteTo be in love with a canopy?? I flew what has to be the greatest canopy ever yesterday. I wanted to take it out back and have sex with it but our pilot said no. It was his. I am now officially in the market for a new Crossfire2 It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. But maybe use condom and no one would know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #19 May 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou think thats good.. try airlocks Just so happens that a Sam 120 will be shipped to me on Monday Demo or purchase? Now that you have that other thing coming, send the Sam my way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #20 May 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteI wanted to take it out back and have sex with it but our pilot said no Carefull not to get things cought on the fabic. I'm sure you wouldnt want a tear (in the canopy either ) I'd wear a condom too. Your copious discharges are probably not too good for the fabric, you don't know if the canopy's a slut or where it's been, and you don't want to be presented with an ugly ZP replica of yourself next year by a pissed off pilot. Love hard, but love safe... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #21 May 8, 2004 how many jumps did you get on the CF2? you still gonna demo the Sam?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #22 May 8, 2004 Quotehow many jumps did you get on the CF2? you still gonna demo the Sam? I have gotten about 15 jumps on my pilots crossfire, not a 2. I am still gonna jump the sam just to see what phree is always babbling about. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #23 May 8, 2004 You'll see... they'll ALL see one day... Try a stall Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #24 May 8, 2004 QuoteTry a stall what happens?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #25 May 8, 2004 It stalls at a much much slower airspeed then a normal canopy. Things get really mushy and they stay that way for a while before it actaully stalls compared to a normal canopy.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
