JJohnson 0 #26 May 7, 2004 Most guys can go from in bed naked to fully clothed and out the window in 20 seconds....that includes buttons, bowties, shoe laces and wiping off lipstick. I fail to see how you couldn't apply lotion to all required areas in a whole two minutes. It must be a matter of proper motivation, something about the sound of shot gun being loaded that justs makes people move quickly....JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #27 May 7, 2004 ..................GROSS, I just figured that one out~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #28 May 7, 2004 You know, I go to tan cause it's relaxing, not something I have to rush to do. When I apply my lotion, I do it gently, lightly caressing myself~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #29 May 7, 2004 Hey you're paying for it, you should get all the satisfaction you can out of it. You should have seen what me and my wife did when I had to produce a sample for an invitro attempt. The nurses still laugh about it. Yes we are available for parties and meetings.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #30 May 7, 2004 Do tell the story................~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #31 May 7, 2004 QuoteYou should have seen what me and my wife did when I had to produce a sample for an invitro attempt. The nurses still laugh about it. Yes we are available for parties and meetings. Story? Pictures? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #32 May 7, 2004 I thought about video, so I could show my kid the day he was concieved. The "business room" is little more than a bathroom with a chair and a lame selection of magazines. My wife asked if we could get a VCR, I asked were we could hang the shackles. There is a little metal door to place your sample jar when you are done. However there was no sample jar in the room when we got there. My wife opened our side and knocked. The nurse expecting to see a jar waiting for her looked at my wife, "Can I help you?" My wife turned me and said, "A three way honey?" Instead of taking five minutes we took about half an hour and were not real quiet about it either. We kicked over a small table and a nurse asked through the door if everything was okay. I asked her if she just might happen to have a key for handcuffs. On the way out my wife asked with a completely straight face if saliva would affect the sample. I asked if there was a smoking lounge nearby. People in the waiting room were trying their best to keep straight faces. The parting shot my wife made was looking at me and asking loudly, " So are you here with anyone?"JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #33 May 7, 2004 OMG! That's hilarious! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #34 May 7, 2004 LOL "if saliva would affect the sample" My wife asked that same question when we had to take a "sample" in after my (watch every man cringe) Vasectomy. I about died from laughing right there in the lobby. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #35 May 7, 2004 You gotta love it when the women bails you out of potentially embarassing moments.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #36 May 7, 2004 QuoteCould this get more embarrassing? If it blisters and then peels, then that might do it. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #37 May 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteCould this get more embarrassing? If it blisters and then peels, then that might do it. you're right, but no one sees it anyway~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #38 May 7, 2004 QuoteI thought about video, so I could show my kid the day he was concieved. The "business room" is little more than a bathroom with a chair and a lame selection of magazines. My wife asked if we could get a VCR, I asked were we could hang the shackles. There is a little metal door to place your sample jar when you are done. However there was no sample jar in the room when we got there. My wife opened our side and knocked. The nurse expecting to see a jar waiting for her looked at my wife, "Can I help you?" My wife turned me and said, "A three way honey?" Instead of taking five minutes we took about half an hour and were not real quiet about it either. We kicked over a small table and a nurse asked through the door if everything was okay. I asked her if she just might happen to have a key for handcuffs. On the way out my wife asked with a completely straight face if saliva would affect the sample. I asked if there was a smoking lounge nearby. People in the waiting room were trying their best to keep straight faces. The parting shot my wife made was looking at me and asking loudly, " So are you here with anyone?" You have such a cool wife...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #39 May 7, 2004 If it makes you feel any better, I burned my boobs...... ~R+R...And no...I am not going to submit any pictures as proof......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #40 May 7, 2004 QuoteIf it makes you feel any better, I burned my boobs...... mine are slightly pink but not burned like my hiney This makes them slightly more easily aroused~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud_monkey 0 #41 May 7, 2004 You could try doing like the dude in Porky's who put a rubber on at home before going out for a night on the town. Put the lotion on first and THEN go get nuked. That way you're assured that you have good coverage of all three nipples and your hiney and you can let your cabana boy concentrate on more important things..... like mixing you're Pina Colada... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #42 May 7, 2004 then I'd get that crap all over my clothes.................YUCK! But I like the drink idea~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud_monkey 0 #43 May 7, 2004 Quotethen I'd get that crap all over my clothes.................YUCK! But I like the drink idea Who said anything about clothes??? You obviously feel comfy running around in the nudy at the DZ...why not down town??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #44 May 7, 2004 QuoteYou obviously feel comfy running around in the nudy at the DZ...why not down town??? YOU have me mistaken for someone else...........have you ever seen me nekkid at the DZ?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud_monkey 0 #45 May 7, 2004 Well, only through the hole in wall in the womens bathroom....but that still counts...doesn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud_monkey 0 #46 May 7, 2004 I mean, think about it... How else would I know about your third nipple? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #47 May 7, 2004 QuoteWell, only through the hole in wall in the womens bathroom....but that still counts...doesn't it? OMG! Don't you mean the video you have hidden in the restroom? Sssshhhhh, no one knows about that 3rd nipple thing!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud_monkey 0 #48 May 7, 2004 Yep...that's the one...but don't tell anybody Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #49 May 7, 2004 Welcome aboard Mikey. You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that hole in the wall. DAMMIT!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud_monkey 0 #50 May 7, 2004 Sssshhhhh, no one knows about that 3rd nipple thing! Really, I thought it was pretty obvious the way it sticks out the back of your T-shirt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
