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Daizey

I think I owe a lot of beer....

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hmm so, what do you guys think?

First solo, first off dz landing (though technically i still landed at the airport), and first time landing in a tree (and managing not even to get a single scratch).....many important lessons learned, and 3 guys who helped my poor canopy get free from the tree (the tree decided to free me on its own....thank god for PLF's:S:D), as well as a whole lotta laughs later on...oh it was also my first time having to clean out my helmet before putting it back on (i figured all those leaves and twigs i found in it wouldn't be so comfortable:ph34r:)

I'm thinking that equals a whole lotta beer....I'm also thinking that being under 21 and being not able to buy it saved me a whole lotta money today ;)

*daizey*

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I'm also thinking that being under 21 and being not able to buy it saved me a whole lotta money today



Hey hey hey! Age is no excuse.

There are plenty of folks on the DZ who will be happy to take your money and drink your beer. Pay up, little lady!

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Ohh.. I think you'll pay up that beer



yeah, but if she has more than like 3 drinks she will be hard to talk to.....make sure she gives the beer (or other tastey drink) out and doesn't drink it herself....

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since they seemed to have happened all at once you only owe one case of beer:)
Unless of course you PLANNED it to all coincide:D:D
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since they seemed to have happened all at once you only owe one case of beer:)
Unless of course you PLANNED it to all coincide:D:D



Gotta love that rule B|B| Don't let anyone tell ya you owe more then one case.. damn been nazi's! :D:P

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since they seemed to have happened all at once you only owe one case of beer:)
Unless of course you PLANNED it to all coincide:D:D



And if it was the FIRST time she planned it all to co-incide then that would be another case...:PB|
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yeah, but if she has more than like 3 drinks she will be hard to talk to.....make sure she gives the beer (or other tastey drink) out and doesn't drink it herself....



Having been with Kristi when she's been drinking, I must second that. Even if she does end up drinking some though, it won't be enough to make much of a dent. She'll be sitting on the ground drunk-dialing people before you know what happened! :D:D:D

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I don't know how much beer you owe.... :S But I think I owe alot of beer for some reason being the one who is so much into skydiving.. but can't actually do it yet! [:/] .. Sheesh! ... I need to check my tab! ... I have been throwing money in for "beer calls" at Byron,... but I have this feeling that it's not enough. :S:):D
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Hey girl!
Congrats on the First solo and Congrats on the first off landing, in a tree no less, without a Scratch.

(Sounds like my first solo...but substitute briars/thorns for the tree...still a mess)

Glad you DID IT!! and are ok..:)

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Gotta love that rule B|B| Don't let anyone tell ya you owe more then one case.. damn beer nazi's! :D:P



Nope, the rule is for every first, no limit of one case per jump. This allows for the infinite beer situation.

All you need is a very rich and stupid first jumper. Here's how it goes:
You: Hey, was that your first jump?
Them: Yup
You: That's beer!!!
Them: OK
You: Hey, was that your first time buying beer for skydiving?
Them: Yup
You: Beer!!!, Was that your first time buying beer for buying beer?
Them: ....
You: Beer!!!, Was that your first time buying beer for buying beer for buying beer?
Continue the sequence until they catch on or are out of money. Then drink with them, provide them a place to stay, and show them boobies... B|
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Taken from the Beer ruleshttp://crw.boxofclue.com/skydive/beer_rules.html

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4. It is a sad fact that some skydivers are ignorant of what constitutes a significant achievement (usually and henceforth referred to as a "first"). Equally sad is the fact that some unscrupulously thirsty jumpers will shamelessly try to "weasel" a case of beer out of a jumper for an inauspicious event.



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7. If more than one first is accomplished on a single jump, only one case of beer is required



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9. Non-drinkers may buy sodas and buyers may make up any part or whole of their purchase in soda for the enjoyment of those non-drinkers.



I have 2 years 3 months Clean. I buy Root Beer Floats or O'Douls (non-alcoholic) For "Firsts" but I did buy "Green Bottles" for those that jumped with me on my 100th... Only time I buy REAL Beer is when it is a "Green Bottle" Worthy First:)

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