jumpergirl 0 #1 April 12, 2004 A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yes'am they is all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest--he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here..Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Mumma replied, "Well, yes--it make it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yells, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.'! An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch? "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Den I calls them by dey last names Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 April 12, 2004 I think we're all afraid to touch this one . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #3 April 12, 2004 Most confusing day in the Ghetto . . . . . Fathers Day. . . .BwahahahahahahahaI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 April 12, 2004 Not me! Heard it before, but it's very funny. Good one. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 April 12, 2004 Ok, just as long as you understand we're all going to Hell . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #6 April 12, 2004 QuoteOk, just as long as you understand we're all going to Hell . . . Of course I want to go to hell. I wouldn't know anyone in heaven..... Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #7 April 12, 2004 QuoteOk, just as long as you understand we're all going to Hell . . . A light price to pay for the privelege of being able to kill for fun. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #8 April 13, 2004 Dad.. Dad,,,, Dad,,,, Dad, ROTFLMAO!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotAttitude 0 #9 April 13, 2004 Calvin Murphy (old basketball player) has 14 children via NINE women. What does this mean? Say hello to the hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
