chaoskitty 0 #51 April 9, 2004 Quoteand I do treat my wife like a goddes, hell I come home to her every day, what more do you woman expect. Dont ask us... ask HER! I bet she doesn't even want to be treated like a goddess. She'd rather have your respect. You sound like great candidates for marriage counseling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #52 April 9, 2004 QuoteAll woman stick together, and yes you are all evil Only the fun ones. Dude...divorce her, do your own laundry, vacuum your own house, cook your own meals. Thousands of single/divorced guys do it every day. Life is too short to be miserable, she probably isn't happy with you either. She's probably out shopping for a large knife while you are at work today and then she'll wait for you to go to sleep... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #53 April 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteAll woman stick together, and yes you are all evil Only the fun ones. Dude...divorce her, do your own laundry, vacuum your own house, cook your own meals. Thousands of single/divorced guys do it every day. Yes, and his justification will be "she couldnt get the skid marks out of my underwear..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #54 April 9, 2004 I wouldn't touch this one w/ a 100' poleI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #55 April 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteAll woman stick together . . . Only the fun ones. Quote (Let's lighten this up a bit!) Well, then there are those that you have covered in chocolate. And jello gets sticky too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #56 April 9, 2004 QuoteYes, and his justification will be "she couldnt get the skid marks out of my underwear..." I was kidding about single guys doing housework, laundry,etc. There is no cooking involved in bourbon. Single guys drop their clothes by the laundromat on the way to the bar for "dinner". We've got all kinds of money now that we don't have to buy wall nick-nacks and pillow shams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #57 April 9, 2004 HEY - What Happened To The Sticky Women?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #58 April 9, 2004 QuoteHEY - What Happened To The Sticky Women? Jello is for jello shots to be taken internally. Jello wrestling stains the feet and makes the neighbors wonder when you take the kiddie pool inside the house. Baby oil works best. Twister... naked baby oil Twister... I mean, this is just what I've heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #59 April 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteHEY - What Happened To The Sticky Women? Jello is for jello shots to be taken internally. Jello wrestling stains the feet and makes the neighbors wonder when you take the kiddie pool inside the house. Baby oil works best. Twister... naked baby oil Twister... I mean, this is just what I've heard. So what you are saying is that Jello body shots are no fun - Jello in the form of Jigglers can be a world of new experiances and sensations!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #60 April 9, 2004 [replyWe've got all kinds of money now that we don't have to buy wall nick-nacks and pillow shams. Not when you've got alimony and child support payments. Plus three kids to take to Chuck E Cheeze every other weekend because he doesnt know what else to do with them. Anyway, I feel like I'm being a little too judgemental. True, hes venting and acting like an ass.. but it may also be true that his wife is really not doing a good job keeping house. Perfection can not always be attained, but a minimum standard shouldnt be out of reach. We dont really know what he is "expecting", or what he is actually coming home to. My mom was/is a shitty housekeeper, always in to artsy fartsy projects that covered every flat surface in the house, but she did a great job raising my brothers and I. So did my dad, who worked all day. Together, they ran the household. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #61 April 9, 2004 Quote[replyWe've got all kinds of money now that we don't have to buy wall nick-nacks and pillow shams. Not when you've got alimony and child support payments. Plus three kids to take to Chuck E Cheeze every other weekend because he doesnt know what else to do with them. Anyway, I feel like I'm being a little too judgemental. True, hes venting and acting like an ass.. but it may also be true that his wife is really not doing a good job keeping house. Perfection can not always be attained, but a minimum standard shouldnt be out of reach. We dont really know what he is "expecting", or what he is actually coming home to. My mom was/is a shitty housekeeper, always in to artsy fartsy projects that covered every flat surface in the house, but she did a great job raising my brothers and I. So did my dad, who worked all day. Together, they ran the household. YESSSSSSS!! And anotherone has learned her place. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 April 9, 2004 QuoteYes, and his justification will be "she couldnt get the skid marks out of my underwear..." I was kidding about single guys doing housework, laundry,etc. There is no cooking involved in bourbon. Single guys drop their clothes by the laundromat on the way to the bar for "dinner". We've got all kinds of money now that we don't have to buy wall nick-nacks and pillow shams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #57 April 9, 2004 HEY - What Happened To The Sticky Women?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 April 9, 2004 QuoteHEY - What Happened To The Sticky Women? Jello is for jello shots to be taken internally. Jello wrestling stains the feet and makes the neighbors wonder when you take the kiddie pool inside the house. Baby oil works best. Twister... naked baby oil Twister... I mean, this is just what I've heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #59 April 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteHEY - What Happened To The Sticky Women? Jello is for jello shots to be taken internally. Jello wrestling stains the feet and makes the neighbors wonder when you take the kiddie pool inside the house. Baby oil works best. Twister... naked baby oil Twister... I mean, this is just what I've heard. So what you are saying is that Jello body shots are no fun - Jello in the form of Jigglers can be a world of new experiances and sensations!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #60 April 9, 2004 [replyWe've got all kinds of money now that we don't have to buy wall nick-nacks and pillow shams. Not when you've got alimony and child support payments. Plus three kids to take to Chuck E Cheeze every other weekend because he doesnt know what else to do with them. Anyway, I feel like I'm being a little too judgemental. True, hes venting and acting like an ass.. but it may also be true that his wife is really not doing a good job keeping house. Perfection can not always be attained, but a minimum standard shouldnt be out of reach. We dont really know what he is "expecting", or what he is actually coming home to. My mom was/is a shitty housekeeper, always in to artsy fartsy projects that covered every flat surface in the house, but she did a great job raising my brothers and I. So did my dad, who worked all day. Together, they ran the household. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #61 April 9, 2004 Quote[replyWe've got all kinds of money now that we don't have to buy wall nick-nacks and pillow shams. Not when you've got alimony and child support payments. Plus three kids to take to Chuck E Cheeze every other weekend because he doesnt know what else to do with them. Anyway, I feel like I'm being a little too judgemental. True, hes venting and acting like an ass.. but it may also be true that his wife is really not doing a good job keeping house. Perfection can not always be attained, but a minimum standard shouldnt be out of reach. We dont really know what he is "expecting", or what he is actually coming home to. My mom was/is a shitty housekeeper, always in to artsy fartsy projects that covered every flat surface in the house, but she did a great job raising my brothers and I. So did my dad, who worked all day. Together, they ran the household. YESSSSSSS!! And anotherone has learned her place. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #62 April 9, 2004 Quote............and I do treat my wife like a goddes, hell I come home to her every day, what more do you woman expect. We're still looking for reasons that she should have any respect for you. First, please do post some pictures of yourself. Today's Poll: Does Chad look like Homer? Does Chad look like Brad Pitt? Next, let's hear about your difficult work. Let me guess, you learned how to push the buttons grinding out shifts in the Navy, now you do the same thing but don't have to wear a uniform."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BethUK 0 #63 April 9, 2004 Ohh yes, photos would be goooooood....could also be funnny! Beth x------------------------------------------------------------ "This isn't flying...it's falling with style!" Buzz Lightyear - Toystory 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #64 April 9, 2004 Quote YESSSSSSS!! And anotherone has learned her place. Yes, Turtle, I know my "place". Now get back to my pedicure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 April 9, 2004 yes ma'am.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #66 April 9, 2004 Your mom? Now I know why you seemed so familiar...Miss Kitty from the Gunsmoke tv show. Personally, I always thought that the saloon was neatly kept. It must have been tough raising two kids and running a business. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #67 April 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteI knew that this would stir up a shit storm!! So, what you're saying is that you'd like a break from the privledge of posting on these forums? From the forum rules: Personal attacks on another user are a great way to earn some time off, as is posting inflammatory material specifically to provoke a negative response from someone (aka trolling). If you are unclear about what a 'troll' is, a description can be found here. I'll be glad to take care of that for you. Why thank you Andrea...I was getting a migraine reading this thread...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #68 April 9, 2004 Nope, kids or not, she should be taking care of you. You afford her the ability to stay at home and be a mom. You are out doing the really hard work, slaying the corporate dragons. Pick up a copy of Dr. Laura's new book and give it a read. Leave it around and maybe she'll read it to. LET THE FLAMES ENSUE! Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #69 April 9, 2004 Shoulda been a cowboy.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #70 April 9, 2004 oh i can see chaoskitty running around in tight blue jeans, chaps, and a cowboy hat.... mmmmmm..... so nice........-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #71 April 9, 2004 Quoteoh i can see chaoskitty running around in tight blue jeans, chaps, and a cowboy hat.... mmmmmm..... so nice........ Funny, I see the same thing, but just chaps and a hat. maybe the boots. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #72 April 9, 2004 QuoteShoulda been a cowboy.. So you're a "spurs" type of gal? Remember, you don't have to wear jeans to wear chaps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #73 April 9, 2004 oh very nice very nice.... lol-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #74 April 9, 2004 OMG Y'all cut it out!! LMAO! edit: you, too happythoughts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #75 April 9, 2004 He said grabs peppermint. Where is he/she?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
