BikerBabe 0 #1 April 9, 2004 www.subservientchicken.com LOL...ask it to "find Iraq's WMDs". Ask it anything. weird. And slightly disturbing. Wonder how much they're paying this guy? Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckbrown 0 #2 April 9, 2004 Unlimited possibilities. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #3 April 9, 2004 Holy Crap! I told it to lay an egg and it did. Then I told it to get laid, now THAT was funny.! edited do to spelling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #5 April 9, 2004 lol i have way to much time on my hands....-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #6 April 9, 2004 wow! that was fun!!!! i told it to do these things and it did!!!! moon the camera stand on your head rock out with your cock out hahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahaha is that for real? i'm so confused! wow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 April 9, 2004 is he wearing a garter belt???????? lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elfanie 0 #8 April 9, 2004 Quote i told it to do these things and it did!!!! moon the camera stand on your head rock out with your cock out Hee hee... he'll read a book, watch tv, dance, sit, turn lights off, try to take his garter belt off.... but he won't masturbate. and it's interesting if you tell him to have sex. -------------------------------------------- Elfanie My Skydiving Page Fly Safe - Soft Landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #9 April 9, 2004 I told him to punch himself in the face and he did. I said Now do it and hop on one foot .. And he did. I told him to do something perverted and a sign covered the screen that read "Chicken may be doing something unsuitable for all audiences" Hmmmm???? Wierd I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #10 April 9, 2004 it does jumping jacks too!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #11 April 9, 2004 OMG I'm totally freaked out by this!!!! I asked "Are you live?" and he shook his head yes. I said, "Poor guy... good bye" and he waved!!!! OMG!!! What is going on?? I'm so confused!!!! Someone explain this to me PLEASE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themitchyone 0 #12 April 9, 2004 I asked the chicken to do the running man and spank himself. "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownWind 0 #13 April 9, 2004 That was more than disturbing. I asked him to go skydiving and he had no response. I really think that person is disturbed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #14 April 9, 2004 tell him to kill himself lol he'll roll over too, and clean and everything<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #15 April 9, 2004 ***QuoteThat was more than disturbing. I asked him to go skydiving and he had no response. I really think that person is disturbed. I asked him to fly and 'track' around the room. He/it did! I don't know what's worse is the fact that the website is out there, or me taking the time to type in all the different commands. I also asked him to hump the couch, (don't ask)stand on his head and he tried and tried and tried until he finally fell over. That was good stuff! What a way to spend quality work time! Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 April 9, 2004 Dammitt.............someone has stolen my retirement plan gimmick! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyedivr 0 #17 April 9, 2004 this is awesome! I told him to do the following. he did a karate kick, swung a golf club, jumped on the couch, sit indian stylemy power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #18 April 9, 2004 I asked the chicken to read me a story. It went to the bookcase and flipped through a book. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyedivr 0 #19 April 9, 2004 oh yeah I asked him to lick his elbow and he tried!my power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #20 April 9, 2004 Quotetell him to kill himself lol he'll roll over too, and clean and everything LOL That is so funny i said the same thing kill your self. LOL Edit to say: Ask him/her to Fly I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #21 April 9, 2004 he does seem to get in a loop of film or what ever he's using. Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BethUK 0 #22 April 9, 2004 THis is totally weird!! I got him to pick his nose try and break his leg skip dance bounce on the settee comb its hair anyone sussed this thing out yet?!?! Beth x------------------------------------------------------------ "This isn't flying...it's falling with style!" Buzz Lightyear - Toystory 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #23 April 9, 2004 This is absolutely horrible. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BethUK 0 #24 April 9, 2004 He plays air guitar Why horrible?!??! Creepy maybe! Beth x------------------------------------------------------------ "This isn't flying...it's falling with style!" Buzz Lightyear - Toystory 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #25 April 9, 2004 Horrible? It's like the ultimate hazing ritual for some frat dick from hell. Sorry, I just don't get my jollies hazing people. I didn't even do it in the Army. Sure, he's probably paid for it. And some may find it fun. I do find it to be pretty effed up. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
