nanook 1 #1 April 8, 2004 PARROTS!!!!! Any San Diegans know what type they are? Man they are sure cute in the pet shops and in other peoples homes but when it comes to the wild they are obnoxious as hell. they have a god awful shriek like some giant ancient bird. I had one of those leak-over dreams caused by outside stimuli. I went from driving a 70 'chelle supersport to being attacked by pteradactyls!!! What the hell? I didn't even know we had parrots here! _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 April 8, 2004 Carefull with those... some have been trained as killer attack machines... very very danger....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #3 April 8, 2004 LMAO! earplugs dude! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #4 April 8, 2004 Pecking of eyes has been known to occur. Shut your windows, stay inside, hide under tables, never to escape the shrieks againTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #5 April 8, 2004 So what 'ya saying. . . Buckshot for these Margaritaville props?_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 April 8, 2004 I've got 12,20,and .410 gauge solutions for your problem... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 April 8, 2004 do not fret, just call up jessica (she might answer the phone who knows) and have her come over.. she will start shrieking at them in her parrot talk and before yq know it they will be delivering tastey worms to you in no time for you to use as fishing bait... and if that doesn't work well have her clean your house so it is nice while you are hiding undr the table... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 April 8, 2004 Wingy,... that s like inviting the devil to your black mass... She'll turn them all into Killer Parrots!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 April 8, 2004 My pest problem is called Remi. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 April 8, 2004 WTF????????? You gibe a girl one crappy pull up, and you become a pest! FINE No more pull ups from me, wench!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 April 8, 2004 Did you hear that remtard? That was the sound of my heart breaking...hehe BTW, i still have the pull up cord in my gear bag...it's kinda special to me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 April 8, 2004 Breaking heart! lmao... we all know how heartless you are PS: you re definatly freaking me out with you keepin that crappy pull up....?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 April 8, 2004 Man. I HATE parrots. My little brother had an asshole Sun Conure. Louder than hell and a mean freaking bird. Call animal control. Tel them that they are loud and it sounded people are attacking them. Tell them they should be taken in because you are "concerned for the parrots' welfare." That should work. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 April 8, 2004 Please go rent THE BIRDS.. directed by Alfred Hitchcock.... That will make the dreams even more fun for you.. Notice in the movie how even the parakeets get in on the action... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #15 April 8, 2004 Found out what this menace looks like. . . How in the hell can this little thing make so much damn noise? I officially declare open hostilities against this new enemy. Polly is TOAST!!!!!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 April 8, 2004 I loved the parrots when I spent time in OZ! that and the Maggies, sittin out on the deck, drinking a nice alcoholic beverage, overlookin the city! hell yea... ever hear a cookaburra (sp?) now thats a wierd bird!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 April 8, 2004 PSSST put out a feeder... trap the sucker....they are worth a lot of money..BWAHAHAHAHA http://www.parrothatch.com/birdsforsale.shtml Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #18 April 8, 2004 Those are evil bastards. One of only two animals ever to bite me (cats are devil spawn, not animals, and I'm not counting insects). They are evil. I'm thinking a 12 gauge solution of number 4 shot...witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cruzlite 0 #19 April 9, 2004 Quote; "I had one of those leak-over dreams caused by outside stimuli. I went from driving a 70 'chelle supersport to being attacked by pteradactyls!!!" Bwaahahahah!!! Thats clasic... Love birds...but parrots are asshats... DrunkMonkey & Kennedy got it right... If you can't use a loud one... use a quiet one. D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
