weegegirl 2 #1 April 5, 2004 Okay, let's hear 'em. What are your funniest, stupidest, wackiest, craziest, scariest, most dangerous Stupid Human Tricks? Why is this on my mind? Well, this weekend was opening weekend at Skydive Tecumseh... the winds were ridiculous, so I stayed on the ground. A bunch of us grabbed dinner at Wendys. Well, in the parking lot, I hopped on Jr's back... that was all fun. Then, Oppie hopped on my back for a 3way. When Adam threatened a 4way attempt, Jr ran, Oppie held on to me and I went splat on the pavement. Ouch! I now have big ol' bruises on both knees and elbows, and my back is all out of whack. Oh, and the guy at the counter asked us if we rode in on the short bus. Now, I know that that is NOTHING compared to some of the other skydiver Stupid Human Tricks I've heard about. Soooooo... bring it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 April 5, 2004 I can't think of any at the moment, but usually, it is anything preceded by: "Hey y'all, watch this!" So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 April 5, 2004 I think slappie could tell you a story about creeper slingshots. I have only heard it second hand so i will defer to him. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 April 5, 2004 oh, yeah... i've heard of some creeper bowling competitions before myself. where are these people. oh, hellllllo???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #5 April 5, 2004 I can do a few "dick tricks" which are usually pretty stupid but entertaining for some. There's the chirping baby bird the hamburger the Brains the snail But have never mastered the wrist watch oops, did I say that I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #6 April 5, 2004 Where is Viking when you need himI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #7 April 5, 2004 I don't know if this counts.. but we used to tie two ropes to the back of a truck and go up and down the runway having creeper wars and trying to push the other person off the pavement. We'd get going pretty fast! My personal stupid human trick is that I can play two recorders out of my nostrils and do harmony on several songs. Thats right.. Out of my nose. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #8 April 5, 2004 I believe on the 2003 Richmond boogie video..it shows a little of myself and skygod7777 doing some barefoot waterskiing in the water logged landing area behind a 4 wheeler.. fun stuff, accept after about 1.5 hours of it the friction from the grass COMPLETELY eroded every piece of clothing on my back side.. I didnt even realize until I turned around and everyone started laughing that my bare ass was in plain sight in all of its glory_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #9 April 5, 2004 Damn! I thought of a good stupid human trick that my old DZO did once! He pulled down his pants, stuck a bottle rocket between his butt cheeks and then had someone light it. He was attempting a known maneuver called the "buttle rocket." He got a bit freaked out when the sparks started flying down his butt crack and clenched his cheeks and started to run. With his pants down around his ankles he fell over and then rolled on his back and arched, feebly attempting to get the bottle rocket out with his hands.. It exploded while still wedged between his butt cheeks and he had third degree burns and later had to go to the doctor. Before he got to the doctor though, he had someone put salve on it and he ended up punching holes in the wall. So that is probably the funniest stupid human trick I have ever witnessed. Oh.. and right before he did this he said to someone, "Hold my beer and watch this." True story. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 April 5, 2004 I can kick myself in the face with my knee while smacking my chin into my chest. I never knew I was so flexible. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 April 5, 2004 Ass rockets. Yes we know someone famous for this. Mike L. from Mich. Duct taped 2...50 round batteries of screaming missles to his bare ass and stood up on a table near the bon fire. His aim started to get good after 20 shots. We were on the ground taking cover and paralyzed from laughter. Funniest thing i ever saw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymick 0 #12 April 6, 2004 Quote Okay, let's hear 'em. What are your funniest, stupidest, wackiest, craziest, scariest, most dangerous Stupid Human Tricks? hmm would have to be the Aussie Nats last year, tried taking out a 2 way from a van that was doing 80km/h down a country road while drunk....now that was sketchy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #13 April 6, 2004 my best stupid human trick would have to be swooping into the hanger at richmond, with only about 6" of clearance from the top of my canopy, and that's only when i have my feet tucked up, and my ass is like an inch off the ground, other wise it won't clear . later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #14 April 6, 2004 Hmmm... This one although not as spectacular as creeper bowling or a four-way piggyback qualifies, I think: Dropzone, closed out out because of rain. Two lines of four people facing each other, 20 feet apart with a BIG stack of tandem d-bag elastics.... Someone though of putting on goggles about three minutes into this game... Kinda ruined it! ROFL Marz _________________________________________ Did I just kill another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #15 April 6, 2004 I have a couple stupid human tricks I can do. I have double jointed shoulders so I can put my arms in freaky positions and theres not a spot on my back I can't reach. I can spread my toes like a monkey paw. I can touch the bottom of my chin with my tongue and have room to spare. I can SMELL a margarita and tell you how much of each ingredient is in it. (and be accurate) I can leave a plane without a rig and survive, but only for about 70 seconds. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #16 April 6, 2004 i would have to share that i too can reach the bottom of my chin with my tongue...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #17 April 6, 2004 QuoteWhere is Viking when you need him God you scare one person by twisting your ankles backward, popping your shoulder blades out of your back, and making your thumb look very broken and they call you a freak for the rest of your life.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #18 April 6, 2004 one 35+ mph wind day, we discovered that the wind was blowing straight down the runway... so we tied an old square parachute to a creeper and would take turns riding it down the runway. pretty fun. oh and since it was safety day we would wear a student protec as we did it. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #19 April 6, 2004 Damn Bro the Thumb thing is just wrongI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #20 April 6, 2004 hahaha well i used to be able to pop my left shoulder in and out of joint. You could see the ball part of the joint sticking out the back of my shoulder. Can't do it anymore after i dislocated it with quite a bit of force last swimming season. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
