happythoughts 0 #1 March 29, 2004 clicky QuoteA 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio. Be careful. Correct size is important. To prevent slippage, don't put a "medium" on a "small". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #3 March 29, 2004 How can you not notice swallowing a condom?!?!?! That is just stupidly funny!!!! And sad all at the same time......So, he claimed to be a big boy and couldn't fill it out properly..hmmmmm... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 March 29, 2004 Quotecondom during fellatio[ /reply] ??? . -Do people do that? Wouldn't that taste like you're licking a bike tire?? Is that supposed to prevent STD's? I don't know, I'm completely innocent of sexual acts...my children were all conceived from immaculate conception... (and lemme tell you it was immaculate...)~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #5 March 29, 2004 QuoteHow can you not notice swallowing a condom?!?!?! That is just stupidly funny!!!! And sad all at the same time......So, he claimed to be a big boy and couldn't fill it out properly..hmmmmm... -Not only that, she inhaled a condom!! -And I didn't know that condoms actually came in sizes...geesh. I think I've seen one maybe 3 times in the past 8 years or so...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #6 March 29, 2004 QuoteAnd I didn't know that condoms actually came in sizes... Maybe it wasn't the condom that was too large. My old El Camino car cover doesn't help my Saturn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #7 March 29, 2004 I can just imagine the comment after the fact: ".....honey?....your cum was extra chewie today" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #8 March 30, 2004 QuoteHow can you not notice swallowing a condom? The wild part was that she didn't swallow it, she inhaled it. "Gee, I don't remember inhaling it..." sounds a little difficult to believe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Malfunction 0 #9 March 30, 2004 QuoteA 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months SIX MONTHS! Glad the lubrication didn't wear off, that could have caused major chaffing, not to mention a low-pitch squeak every time she inhaled... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #10 March 30, 2004 You guys can say what you want. All I wanna know is "What's this dumb bitches phone number?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 March 29, 2004 QuoteHow can you not notice swallowing a condom?!?!?! That is just stupidly funny!!!! And sad all at the same time......So, he claimed to be a big boy and couldn't fill it out properly..hmmmmm... -Not only that, she inhaled a condom!! -And I didn't know that condoms actually came in sizes...geesh. I think I've seen one maybe 3 times in the past 8 years or so...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 March 29, 2004 QuoteAnd I didn't know that condoms actually came in sizes... Maybe it wasn't the condom that was too large. My old El Camino car cover doesn't help my Saturn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 March 29, 2004 I can just imagine the comment after the fact: ".....honey?....your cum was extra chewie today" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 March 30, 2004 QuoteHow can you not notice swallowing a condom? The wild part was that she didn't swallow it, she inhaled it. "Gee, I don't remember inhaling it..." sounds a little difficult to believe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #9 March 30, 2004 QuoteA 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months SIX MONTHS! Glad the lubrication didn't wear off, that could have caused major chaffing, not to mention a low-pitch squeak every time she inhaled... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 March 30, 2004 You guys can say what you want. All I wanna know is "What's this dumb bitches phone number?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
