Conundrum 1 #1 March 30, 2004 She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?" Feeling very uncomfortable, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it ... you're going to shit when you hear the price." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #3 March 30, 2004 Another pretty good one.-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #4 March 30, 2004 wheewww! For a second there I thought that this may have been a true story. Very good. Thanks for the smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
