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"Thats a lovely accent you have... New Jersey?"

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"Austria."

"Austria! Well! G'day mate! Let's put anotha shrimp on the barbie!"

"Lets not."




ROFLMAO! thats classic.
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nah, that's only if you ask for it after saing you don't want any.

the first time it's more like:

"ey, you want sum wadduh wit dat?"

and if she thinks you're cute, you get a name at the end.
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At least you dont bring up the word "Joisey". No one seems to realize that only people from Long Island call Jersey "Joisey"

I will concede to "cawwfee" however.
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yeah, I've been in the South six years and I still say youse guys, even when address multiple females. :P

It's really funny to hear a yankee come down here and try to use "ya'll" :D:D:D
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thsoe fuckin bennies (south jersey natives)

they're worse that noo yawkuhs

someone needs to tell them firebirds went out with the eighties. and hairspray cans should last a month or more, not a day or less.

also, DON'T WEAR SHOES TO THE BEACH!!! nothings worse than some out of shape bleach blonde in a tight two piece wearing high heels to the boardwalk.

WTF PEOPLE ?!?
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sammy, swanson, swammy, simon...

oh wait, here it is... samsonite.

man, I was way off!





BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D For some reason that movie kills me...:ph34r:
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DON'T WEAR SHOES TO THE BEACH



Don't you mean down the shore?



no, there's a difference. the shore is everthing from the waterline back about 10 blocks. you can wear shoes there. just don't wear them to the beach!!

and NO SOCKS IN SANDALS OR FLIP FLOPS!!!
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