headoverheels 333 #51 March 27, 2004 QuoteI wish our dz pilot would do that when someone farted. That's disgusting, why do you guys do it? ^_~ Because pV=nRT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #52 March 27, 2004 in english that means as the air pressure drops, the interior gas expands to uncomfortable levels. hence, we fart.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #53 March 27, 2004 Quoteyou're that distinctive?!? Yes she is.... There is just no way anyone can get even close to reproducing the kind of smell she does.. It's almost impressive.. Love ya Bonnie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #54 March 27, 2004 QuoteEveryone knows it's me when I fart! That is the most amazing understatement ever. Bonnie fesses up when it's her, but the astounding and strange sulfur/formaldehyde/deisel/methane creation she shares does indeed have a unique fingerprint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #55 March 27, 2004 Pass the blame. Then when someone complains, "He who smelt it dealt it" is the rule. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firstime 0 #56 March 27, 2004 ***I have been using those handy Tic-Tac suppositories. Whenever I fart, people say, "How refreshing...what is that wonderful odor?" I am LMFAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #57 March 27, 2004 I often go floater, so I have the decency to wait. Then, when I am standing in the fresh breeze, outside the door, I let it rip madly and sigh with a huge grin. Nobody else even imagines how lucky they are that I'm such a nice guy. Or why I'm wearing such a silly grin. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #58 March 27, 2004 QuoteQuote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i am a woman, and we do not fart, never -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You must be huge by now. Haven't I seen you in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade with tethers on you? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I've always thought about how women never fart. And then they wonder why they get cramps every 28 days! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #59 March 27, 2004 Sick...you guys are sicik! ^_~"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #60 March 27, 2004 I unzip my little pocket on the arm of my RW suit or the pocket on the leg of my PANTZ and gently remove my little bottle of ASS_BE_GONE Pina Colada Air freshener...ahhhh much better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #61 March 27, 2004 Hahahaha....nice....very attractive! ^_~"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #62 March 27, 2004 QuoteSick...you guys are sicik! ^_~ I agree...pa-leez! It's only the dudes that shit their pantz on the ride to altitude! ...not us petite fleur girls _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #63 March 27, 2004 well, before I skydive, I shove a whole roll of peppermint lifesavers up my ass. Then I just fart through the hole down the middle. And it comes out all mentholated. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #64 March 27, 2004 you know why women don't fart right? bacause they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #65 March 27, 2004 Really, they should be vaporized...hahahaha! ^_~"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countryscrub 0 #66 March 27, 2004 hehe all tied up now i voted for laughter ...with out laughter there would be no reason to geek a cam._________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #67 March 27, 2004 Quoteyou know why women don't fart right? bacause they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure. Whoa...! That's a lot of pig outta you...if you'd notice, many of us are really quiet as we are meditating or using visualization techniques to relax and prepare the for perfect dive! Un-be-lievable out of you...! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cruzlite 0 #68 March 27, 2004 Deisel...BWAAAAHAAHAHA!! Godhelp me I love this thread ...Haven't laughed this hard in weeks!!!! Link to my contribution; http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=934929;#934929 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #69 March 27, 2004 I usually Blame MyOwnWay, Even If She's isn't on the airplane. What's funny is people belive me most the time, seriously.......=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #70 March 27, 2004 I usually sniff.. say I smell fear and look at the Tandem Students.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #71 March 27, 2004 its just a joke someone told me. its supposed to be funny, since it seems that women like to chat a lot, it doesn't refer to talking on the plane. sorry if you took offense to it MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #72 March 27, 2004 Quote its just a joke someone told me. its supposed to be funny, since it seems that women like to chat a lot, it doesn't refer to talking on the plane http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=user_list;sb=user_posts;so=DESC; Hmm and out of the TOP 50 posters... 9 are women... I guess THAT blows that theroy all to hell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #73 March 27, 2004 Me?...offense?......takes a LOT MORE to offend me.....I'm just dishin' it back for fun...no stress or worries here...I love you ALL Unconditionally! Perhaps in the future...I'll see ya at a boogie and we'll have a "FART OFF" Competition! LOL!!!! Just for fun...Mart and I were at MGB and we both slipped out a polite, quiet one just before we ran out of the Casa. When we landed, we both said "OMG..that was ME!"...so we argued about "the who" it was that incinsced the rest of the jumpers...I about died because both of us were trying to take "credit" for offending other jumpers.... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #74 March 27, 2004 Quote http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=user_list;sb=user_posts;so=DESC; Hmm and out of the TOP 50 posters... 9 are women... I guess THAT blows that theroy all to hell Well, men don't "chat". We "discuss and debate". Geesh Amazon, didn't you pay attention during your Good Housewife training? You probably won't show up at the door with a pleasant smile when the Breadwinner returns from the wilderness. And he does all that horrible work stuff for YOU! Learn to appreciate your man AND your proper position in the household! . More than a thousand miles away. I bet if I leave now, I'll have a head start. And out in the wild I'll spot Amazion's red jumpsuit from miles away, thus enabling me to take evasive action. Seriously though, The internet still has a slight tilt in favour of male users, and skydiving is a male dominated sport. The fact that 9 women made it to the top 50 tells me that some men ain't keeping their bitche....err... LEG IT TIME! Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #75 March 27, 2004 Quote Perhaps in the future...I'll see ya at a boogie and we'll have a "FART OFF" Competition! LOL!!!! you're on! I'll bring baked beans and beer! MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
