piisfish 140 #26 March 26, 2004 Quotenext morning on first loads, you smell all the beers of last night.. not in gruyère... maybe because beerdrinkers are NEVER on the first load scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 March 26, 2004 QuoteNow, I should also mention that I do requests Yankee Doodle or anything by Matchbox 20? Why is it that women usually blame the dog? You are sitting in the living room when whewwww...and she blames the dog. Isn't terrible to traumatize the dog with all that blame? Pretty soon ol' Spot is attending the same 12-step programs as the Catholics. It's just wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #28 March 26, 2004 oh yeah, you were the one at the other end... now i remember. this was the night, i had the very first beer of my life no skydiving next day. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #29 March 26, 2004 Quotemaybe because beerdrinkers are NEVER on the first load they are, believe me! and they always sit on left and right side of me next morning on first load. i know them all anyhow, on my favourite dz... they cannot eat enough garlic to cover the breath of yesterday's beer... so, this is double torture: beer breathe and beer farts... as in most planes, circulation is "built in". after few seconds i start breath again, and my face is losing its red colour men ! dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #30 March 26, 2004 QuoteSo when someone else farts...you compliment theirs with one of your own? LMAO....it's damn near the weekend It's called 'piggybacking' and is time honored and true. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxmadmax 8 #31 March 26, 2004 The stuff you can learn......... Blue Skys Don't go away mad....just go away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #32 March 26, 2004 Wonder how she won the stinkiest fart in the plane prize last year then......? Case of mistaken identity perhaps? Blue skies Ian Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #33 March 26, 2004 sure, she did? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #34 March 26, 2004 Quote cannot vote anything i am a woman, and we do not fart, never You could teach the girls at my dz a thing or 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #35 March 26, 2004 Well, so far, I haven't farted on the plane. God help the load if I ever do! The load and pilot will probably pass out and the plane crash! It's deadly, believe me!-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #36 March 26, 2004 One of the local DZO's has a rule - Unless you are a student; you fart, that's all the altitude you get. So; it's always the students. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #37 March 26, 2004 QuoteQuote cannot vote anything i am a woman, and we do not fart, never That should be number 3 on the world's most told lies: 1) "I won't cum in your mouth 2) The check is in the mail 3) Women never fart what? how about this for #1 1. I'll pull out in time. 1. Not all over your chest (face)? 1. That, and you'll swallow it. 1. Really, it's 12 inches. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #38 March 26, 2004 LMAO MEN ! dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #39 March 26, 2004 In my world.... women do not fart or do number 2. They just dont. They are pretty smelling creatures and that's that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #40 March 26, 2004 oh yeah, a smooth guy.. but what was No. 2? did i miss something special? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #41 March 26, 2004 pooo! as in taking a dump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #42 March 26, 2004 it depends on how good it is... if people faint... Ill claim it.. otherwise, its not worthy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 March 26, 2004 I think that if people open the door, it goes out, and then the National Weather Service tracks it for 2 days... that's a fart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites christelsabine 1 #44 March 26, 2004 Now i understand: that's why bad weather is coming from the west.. overseas.. pooer Europeans dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #45 March 26, 2004 I generally don't fart in the plane, but if I do.. I claim it. No need for the tandem passengers to get the blame for all unclaimed farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DownWind 0 #46 March 26, 2004 Quote Next person to fart in the plane gets a mal ! any questions ? Yes i have the power. Are you jumping this weekend, if so, I better be on my best behavior, although with Tim Dave around, I really have no worries. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #47 March 27, 2004 There's only been one time I can remember that someone tore ass and cracking the door for a few seconds didn't solve the problem, and it was the DZO so we all just had to deal with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #48 March 27, 2004 at my first home dz (DelMarVa) it was like clockwork with the instructors. Every ride to altitude at 9000' it was awful. You could set your altimeter to it if you forgot on the ground. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityGirl 0 #49 March 27, 2004 Everyone knows it's me when I fart! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #50 March 27, 2004 you're that distinctive?!? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
christelsabine 1 #44 March 26, 2004 Now i understand: that's why bad weather is coming from the west.. overseas.. pooer Europeans dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #45 March 26, 2004 I generally don't fart in the plane, but if I do.. I claim it. No need for the tandem passengers to get the blame for all unclaimed farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownWind 0 #46 March 26, 2004 Quote Next person to fart in the plane gets a mal ! any questions ? Yes i have the power. Are you jumping this weekend, if so, I better be on my best behavior, although with Tim Dave around, I really have no worries. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #47 March 27, 2004 There's only been one time I can remember that someone tore ass and cracking the door for a few seconds didn't solve the problem, and it was the DZO so we all just had to deal with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #48 March 27, 2004 at my first home dz (DelMarVa) it was like clockwork with the instructors. Every ride to altitude at 9000' it was awful. You could set your altimeter to it if you forgot on the ground. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #49 March 27, 2004 Everyone knows it's me when I fart! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #50 March 27, 2004 you're that distinctive?!? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
