diablopilot 2 #1 March 24, 2004 Someone who ordered a glass of milk in a bar? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #2 March 24, 2004 I'd think they like milk. You? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #3 March 24, 2004 QuoteSomeone who ordered a glass of milk in a bar? They want a good body...since ya know "Milk does a body good!"She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #4 March 24, 2004 QuoteSomeone who ordered a glass of milk in a bar? ...Watched "A Clockwork Orange" one time too many, and expected "Milk Plus"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 March 24, 2004 I would instantly assume they where a cow in human costume... damn sneaky sneaky cows... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #6 March 24, 2004 I'd think they must be the designated driver. So I'd be sure to buy their second one so I know I'd have a safe ride home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScubaSteve 0 #7 March 24, 2004 They have more self control than I. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #8 March 24, 2004 Quote...Watched "A Clockwork Orange" one time too many, and expected "Milk Plus"? That's a good one!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #9 March 24, 2004 QuoteI'd think they must be the designated driver. I don't think that's what she had in mind......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigwallmaster 0 #10 March 24, 2004 What comes to mind first. . . . .? Pees sitting down. Uses a loofa sponge in the shower. Favorite movie is 'Waiting to Exhale' need I say more? J.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 March 24, 2004 I'd think they had no clue milk is bad for you and beer/wine is good for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #12 March 24, 2004 upset stomach? too drunk to realize they were not in a cafe?_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 March 24, 2004 Quote...Watched "A Clockwork Orange" one time too many That's what I was thinking... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #14 March 24, 2004 Quote I'd think they had no clue milk is bad for you and beer/wine is good for you. PETA in tha hizzouse... Ugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #15 March 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'd think they must be the designated driver. I don't think that's what she had in mind...... "She"? Well in that case I'd think she was staying sober so you couldn't take advantage of her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #16 March 24, 2004 QuoteSomeone who ordered a glass of milk in a bar? Honestly, I think that it's a little strange to request that at a bar. I don't understand why someone would do that. Milk breath is not sexy. If it was a male friend that I was with...I would make fun of him. If it was someone that was being romantic with me, then I'd hope that he would brush his teeth and use mouth wash after he was done...lol. (Milk grosses me out.) If it was a female friend who did this, I'd ask why she ordered it. There must be a good reason, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #17 March 24, 2004 Quote...Watched "A Clockwork Orange" one time too many, and expected "Milk Plus"? You mean a little of the ol' Ultra Violent? What a great movie. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #18 March 24, 2004 Maybe their tolerance has left hem and they drink milk intead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #19 March 24, 2004 QuoteMilk breath is not sexy. Er...and beer breath is???? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 March 24, 2004 ...and I want it in a dirty glass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #21 March 24, 2004 QuoteSomeone who ordered a glass of milk in a bar? I'd wait to see which body part she slowly pours it over before passing any kind of judgement. That's only fair you know. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #22 March 24, 2004 You wound me woman. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #23 March 24, 2004 Quote You wound me woman. You wish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 March 24, 2004 QuoteI'd wait to see which body part she slowly pours it over before passing any kind of judgement. NOICE! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #25 March 24, 2004 QuoteYou mean a little of the ol' Ultra Violent? What a great movie. "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites