FunBobby 0 #26 March 19, 2004 Adam & Eve Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Adam popped a cork. Jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be so cool. Oh please God let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee). Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was. And it was...well, good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..." FunBobby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #27 March 19, 2004 I truly feel that women enjoy it more than we do. For instance, who usually is the "screamer" during sex? The woman. Who anatomically has more sensitive organs? The woman. Who has the ability to have multiple orgasms at once? The woman. Don't get me wrong, I love sex just as much as the next guy, but unless the guy is hung like a hamster, the woman gets more out of it. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #28 March 19, 2004 QuoteI truly feel that women enjoy it more than we do. For instance, who usually is the "screamer" during sex? The woman. Who anatomically has more sensitive organs? The woman. Who has the ability to have multiple orgasms at once? The woman. Don't get me wrong, I love sex just as much as the next guy, but unless the guy is hung like a hamster, the woman gets more out of it. I agree with this one. I'm a very sexual person by nature and believe women definitely got the better end of the stick on this deal. Dammit! all these sex talks today and I'm home alone. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #29 March 19, 2004 theres always kitten killin to be done_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #30 March 19, 2004 QuoteI'm a very sexual person by nature and believe women definitely got the better end of the stick on this deal. BWAHAHAHAHA Better end of the stick.. BWAHAHAHAH good one Amber... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites moodyskydiver 0 #31 March 19, 2004 QuoteBWAHAHAHAHA Better end of the stick.. BWAHAHAHAH good one Amber... hehe! I was wondering how long it would take for someone catch that one. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #32 March 20, 2004 I think women do for the most part, if for no other reason than that they tend on the whole to choose quality instead of quantity. Then again, in our culture (and species, I might add), women get to call most of the shots. DYOC. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mx757 4 #33 March 20, 2004 I once asked old wise man, " who enjoyes sex most? man or woman? " his reply: when you have an itch which feels better the finger or the ear? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
moodyskydiver 0 #31 March 19, 2004 QuoteBWAHAHAHAHA Better end of the stick.. BWAHAHAHAH good one Amber... hehe! I was wondering how long it would take for someone catch that one. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #32 March 20, 2004 I think women do for the most part, if for no other reason than that they tend on the whole to choose quality instead of quantity. Then again, in our culture (and species, I might add), women get to call most of the shots. DYOC. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #33 March 20, 2004 I once asked old wise man, " who enjoyes sex most? man or woman? " his reply: when you have an itch which feels better the finger or the ear? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
