DeNReN 0 #1 March 17, 2004 Soooo....As a poor skydiver in need of gear and more jump money....I figured it was time to look to other member of the skydiving comunity for help. Man_Whore's_Inc. will not only be benifical to me...but also other skydiving males with few scrupples....as a new "service" trying to break into a already overcrowded market...We(the company) will have to find a area not allready crowded with man whores.....Retirement homes is where the BIG money is!!!!....so what if its a tad crusty.... OK...lets not dwell on that....its a job...the money will be good!...suck it up and do what is necessary to get that new rig. A company moto and promotional idea is needed though.....plz submit any ideas that may work. Man_Whore's_Inc A FREE roast chicken with every service Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #2 March 17, 2004 I'm in. Been accused of it in the past anyhow. ONly oNe question? Can I LIE TO ALL OF THEM TOO? I need to be able to Lie for SeX more importantly. I like lying to women. Lying and being a MaNWhore. Sounds FUlfilling too me, It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 March 17, 2004 My Man-gina is not for sale! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #4 March 17, 2004 The ability to lie is a crucial part of being a "man_whore"......non liers need not apply! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 March 17, 2004 I'm in. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #6 March 17, 2004 We got ourselves a convoy. A lying, cheating, insane, Man Whore Convoy... It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 March 17, 2004 First off, you really need to change the name of the company. Da ladies usually are a bit more sophisticated than most men when it comes to sex-for-hire and usually a poor choice of business name is a tip off to poor quality service. That, and it's just poor usage of an apostrophe. Most men might not have an issue with going to "The Bunny Ranch" and while they also have some female clients, most women don't want that sort of sleazy atmosphere. What most of them want is to be transported off to a mystical fantasy world of beauty and massage. If the male masseuse also happened to look like a Chippendales dancer and the women knew ahead of time that a "happy finish" was also on the menu, my guess is that it would be far more profitable. Also might be a bit better than having to service the elderly.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #8 March 17, 2004 You sir are soooooo not hired!!!!! And stay out of our area.....If we see you in a retirement home....There best be a relative of yours there( however female relatives of moderators will recive a discount) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #9 March 17, 2004 I'll bet he doesn't lie either! Whats this world coming too anyhow?It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #10 March 17, 2004 I am SOOO IN, but im out once I make 5k OK? There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #11 March 17, 2004 Me too.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #12 March 17, 2004 is this not an equal opportunity employer??? you will have to get authorization from my pimp (aka wife), but if she gives the go ahead for some extra cash Ill give it a go... do you provide leads?_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hondo 0 #13 March 17, 2004 Quote OK...lets not dwell on that....its a job...the money will be good!...suck it up and do what is necessary to get that new rig. QuoteI have been going about it all wrong! I didn't know I could get paid for being a manwhore, I have been giving it away for free. ---------- I used to think skydiving would be cheaper then smoking crack! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #14 March 17, 2004 You're going to need a pimp. Pimp Queenie bling bling at your service. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #15 March 17, 2004 Hey now they said EVIL... I am already all over this.. stand down toots Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #16 March 18, 2004 OOOOH I'm fully believin theres room for a few pimps. Kind of a regional thing you know. We need representation on Nationwide basis. Then you pimps and us Ho's can compete on a quarterly sales basis.... Trips and other cool things like Rigs for Incentive.... Hell yes.It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #17 March 18, 2004 To add, I thought we could add Sunny as a pimp too, but after reading her post this evening... I guess were shit out of luck for her representation she is going to start behaving. WTF IS UP WITH THAT? It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DeNReN 0 #18 March 18, 2004 Ahhh...soon my friends we will run the entire retirement home Man Whore opperations!!!! Muhahaha Any one that stands in our way will be dealt with swiftly and violently by our EVIL leader! Muhahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #19 March 18, 2004 I'm in.. and out... and in... Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #20 March 18, 2004 Don't forget the lying part. You gott lie like a sonofabitch. Part 1.2 Subparagraph b, section c. Can't be a good ManWhore unless you lie like a sumbitch. there you have itIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #21 March 18, 2004 QuoteDon't forget the lying part. You gott lie like a sonofabitch. Part 1.2 Subparagraph b, section c. Can't be a good ManWhore unless you lie like a sumbitch. there you have it Oh no! I could never lie, ever! Especially not to a woman. Golly gee they would never have to worry about me lying to them. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Girlfalldown 0 #14 March 17, 2004 You're going to need a pimp. Pimp Queenie bling bling at your service. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #15 March 17, 2004 Hey now they said EVIL... I am already all over this.. stand down toots Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #16 March 18, 2004 OOOOH I'm fully believin theres room for a few pimps. Kind of a regional thing you know. We need representation on Nationwide basis. Then you pimps and us Ho's can compete on a quarterly sales basis.... Trips and other cool things like Rigs for Incentive.... Hell yes.It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #17 March 18, 2004 To add, I thought we could add Sunny as a pimp too, but after reading her post this evening... I guess were shit out of luck for her representation she is going to start behaving. WTF IS UP WITH THAT? It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #18 March 18, 2004 Ahhh...soon my friends we will run the entire retirement home Man Whore opperations!!!! Muhahaha Any one that stands in our way will be dealt with swiftly and violently by our EVIL leader! Muhahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #19 March 18, 2004 I'm in.. and out... and in... Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #20 March 18, 2004 Don't forget the lying part. You gott lie like a sonofabitch. Part 1.2 Subparagraph b, section c. Can't be a good ManWhore unless you lie like a sumbitch. there you have itIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #21 March 18, 2004 QuoteDon't forget the lying part. You gott lie like a sonofabitch. Part 1.2 Subparagraph b, section c. Can't be a good ManWhore unless you lie like a sumbitch. there you have it Oh no! I could never lie, ever! Especially not to a woman. Golly gee they would never have to worry about me lying to them. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
