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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with
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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy
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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy frozen to the swing set

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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my... you know what. The next
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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my... you know what. The next thing I knew there was..
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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my... you know what. The next thing I knew there was..

...TurtleSpeed trying to fondle me



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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my... you know what. The next thing I knew there was..

...TurtleSpeed trying to fondle me
Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I
felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my... you know what. The next thing I knew there was..

...TurtleSpeed trying to fondle me as I was shaving my...
It's a gas, gas, gas...

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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my... you know what. The next thing I knew there was TurtleSpeed trying to fondle me as I was shaving my pet poodle before obediance school.

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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my... you know what. The next thing I knew there was TurtleSpeed trying to fondle me as I was shaving my pet poodle before obediance school.



My poodle bit him on..

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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy, as she used Turtle Swak on my... you know what. The next thing I knew there was TurtleSpeed trying to fondle me as I was shaving my pet poodle before obediance school. My poodle bit him on, though he did not seem to mind. As I was trying hard to remember my last acid trip, I become obsessed with the thought of not only shaving my poodle, but dressing it up in a pink skirt and matching hat. It was not long before I realized that if I were going to do this, not only would I need more acid, but, I had better hurry and get to the fabric store and buy all the material I would need before I completely lost my mind and sober'd up! I then told Turtlespeed of my grand idea and informed him we had no time for funny business and that we had an asignment and it was of absolute top priority that we get to the fabric store and make this costume!


"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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