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Well I know I'm pretty and all but my right seat skeels aren't current. I gotta "drive" babee!



What ever happened to "fly the friendly skies" and " leave the driving to us?" oh wait...the later was greyhound.
Never mind who needs a pilot anyway...I got my own ride:P








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YPecking order goes something like:

Swoop gods
RW guys with +20 averages
Instructors
Pilots
Manifest
LOs
Loaders
DZ maintenance staff
Drunken visiting bikers
Students
Tandem passengers
Drunk whino rummaging through trash cans for beer leftovers
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camera flyers



Oh Quade...lol...you put yourself last. That's so cute. Actually, I LOVE camera flyers. :)

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YPecking order goes something like:

Swoop gods
RW guys with +20 averages
Instructors
Pilots
Manifest
LOs
Loaders
DZ maintenance staff
Drunken visiting bikers
Students
Tandem passengers
Drunk whino rummaging through trash cans for beer leftovers
.
.
.
camera flyers



Oh Quade...lol...you put yourself last. That's so cute. Actually, I LOVE camera flyers. :)


There's your hint Quade, move in for the kill!!! :D:D

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The wiser wolf prevails.

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Q, man, you're hang'n out at the wrong DZ if you think the cameraflyers are at the bottom of the list... before I was taken off the market (happily), I did quite well with da ladiesB|

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Oh Quade...lol...you put yourself last. That's so cute. Actually, I LOVE camera flyers. :)



There's your hint Quade, move in for the kill!!! :D:D



Whaaaat? Geez...I can never say anything nice without some smartie pants commenting...:$



No Rosa, you can't. :D

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The wiser wolf prevails.

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***Swoop gods
RW guys with +20 averages
Instructors
Pilots
Manifest
LOs
Loaders
DZ maintenance staff
Drunken visiting bikers
Students
Tandem passengers
Drunk whino rummaging through trash cans for beer leftovers
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.
.
whuffos
camera flyers
riggers
freeflyers
Birdman flyers
CRW dawgs (they are too weird)
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and then somewhere way further down are the lowliest of the low.
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Packers

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and below them are the lowest of the low.
The BASEjumpers

which is too bad, becuase we are the best chute packers there are:P

The ladies will never know though, alas




May we live long and die out

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[and then somewhere way further down are the lowliest of the low.
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Packers

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Hey, I couldn't name a single skychickie that wouldn't enjoy free packjobs!! B|


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Is there such thing as a single skydive babe ?



Actually I find that most odf them, as awesome as they are, have more then one personality;)



oh thats alright it just makes load organizing that three way so much easier...;):)

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Gear Sales People
Swoop gods
RW guys with +20 averages
Instructors
Pilots
Manifest
LOs
Loaders
DZ maintenance staff
Drunken visiting bikers
Students
Tandem passengers
Drunk whino rummaging through trash cans for beer leftovers
.
.
.
camera flyers



Naw, I think you're just not doing it right Quade......:D

Go with the Goth thing.....chicks dig it.....



Edit: to set the record straight.
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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Actually I find that most odf them, as awesome as they are, have more then one personality ;)



If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
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Gear Sales People
Swoop gods
RW guys with +20 averages
Instructors
Pilots
Manifest
LOs
Loaders
DZ maintenance staff
Drunken visiting bikers
Students
Tandem passengers
Drunk whino rummaging through trash cans for beer leftovers
.
.
.
camera flyers



Naw, I think you're just not doing it right Quade......:D

Go with the Goth thing.....chicks dig it.....



Naw....us cameraflyers just like to stick together. You should see what we get into when we get bored! ;)

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Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

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yeah quade you must be way off... all the chicks go for the guys who can either go headdown, or wear a camera. i guess the hot chicks want video of themselves (like every skydiver). unfortionately, i can't headdown or wear camera (yet). :(

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all the chicks go for the guys who can either go headdown, or wear a camera.


Actually, headdown is cool. I love RW, though...lol.

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i guess the hot chicks want video of themselves (like every skydiver).



Too funny...until, about a year ago, I hated taking pictures on the ground. I always ran away from cameras, but I have gotten soooo much more comfortable with looking at pictures of myself (as you can see by my avatars...lmao). I am even happily take spontaneous pics with my friends now.

Thankfully, I am also not shy with being filmed during skydiving. I never think about it and because I am so new to skydiving... I don't even notice the camera guy in the air, yet. It's like this film magically appears at the end of the skydive. (I know I'm quite lame for admitting that, but I am still a newbie.)

Lol...sorry camera dudes...you know that I am new and focusing on the skydives still. I am soooo not a geeker nor a camera whore. I will probably never be. I love you all, anyway, and I soooo love reliving my happiness in the sky. I think that it's awesome to see a camera man's finished work. It's such a work of art. I love that.

Actually, I've recently been informed that the camera flyers may be using their filming skills as an excuse to talk to and impress the girls. I doubt it. I think that they are just being nice and giving. ;) Anyway, I AM impressed by such talent. Who isn't? :)
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unfortionately, i can't headdown or wear camera (yet). :(


Lol..that's too funny. :P

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Swoop gods
RW guys with +20 averages
Instructors
Pilots
Manifest
LOs
Loaders
DZ maintenance staff
Drunken visiting bikers
Students
Tandem passengers
Drunk whino rummaging through trash cans for beer leftovers
.
.
.
whuffos
camera flyers
riggers
freeflyers
Birdman flyers
CRW dawgs (they are too weird)
.
.
and then somewhere way further down are the lowliest of the low.
.
.
Packers



Bzzzzt!! :D Sexiest guy I ever knew was a Packing CRW Dawg!!! :P

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I don't think this list is correct.
I am a swoop god and have the luck of a packer with the women.
And I know a packer that has to beat the women off with a stick.
I think it all has to do with personality.
BTW, I'm an asshole.B|

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all the chicks go for the guys who can either go headdown, or wear a camera.



All the hot chicks I know go for the guys who treat them with respect and make them feel loved and appreciated. Picking a guy based on what kind of flying he does is like picking a whuffo based off what kind of car he drives.

Of course, a gleam in the eye and a big, uh....grin doesn't hurt. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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all the chicks go for the guys who can either go headdown, or wear a camera.


All the hot chicks I know go for the guys who treat them with respect and make them feel loved and appreciated. Picking a guy based on what kind of flying he does is like picking a whuffo based off what kind of car he drives.
Of course, a gleam in the eye and a big, uh....grin doesn't hurt. ;)

I'm all for the love respect and appreciation to the Babes, just don't think they're boyfriends and husbands dig it. But they better treat their girls right or someone else will. Right Girls ? Just waiting for ya to screw up. Kidding, I'll find the right one. Hmmmm. perfect sky chick....... owns a dz,....various planes.... Kidding again, but hey...
So single sky babes, why are ya single ? and how long has it been ? Is it because you havn't found a male skydiver yet that was actually a responsible adult ?
What do you call a skydiver w/o a girlfriend ? Homeless ! btw i have a home, and oh yea a part time whuffo girlfriend. I talk too much ?


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So single sky babes, why are ya single ?



Cuz the only guy who ever asked me to marry him wasn't worth marrying (and I was too young to be gettin' hitched then anyway) and the guy I spent 16 years with... well I'm still not quite sure what happened there :S

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and how long has it been ?



Last relationship ended 2 years ago.

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Is it because you havn't found a male skydiver yet that was actually a responsible adult ?



I've met quite a few male skydivers who are responsible adults, and some of them were even straight and single. Just can't seem to find a straight, single, responsible adult male skydiver who wants more than a friendship or booty call relationship.

Not that I don't want more male friends, and not that I would mind having someone I could call for meaningless sex on a semi-regular basis... ;)

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