Paige 0 #26 March 11, 2004 Hummmmmmm, just my luck. Ohio sucks, what's a girl to do?Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 March 11, 2004 Quote Because most of us are crazy or at least have psycho tendencies Never a truer word spoken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #28 March 11, 2004 QuoteWow.I must have high standards cause I definately want the beer. Not just beer, Rolling RockTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #29 March 11, 2004 I do not tell a lieTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #30 March 11, 2004 QuoteNot just beer, Rolling Rock Yep.......Can I hug you now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #31 March 11, 2004 Where you been lately? I never meet the smart girlsIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #32 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteLol...sorry, I can't help you there. Then what good are ya? What good am I? Well, maybe you can use your imagination and answer your own question, Clay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #33 March 11, 2004 QuoteWell, maybe you can use your imagination and answer your own question, Clay. Oh I have quite the imagination ...it's just that beer. Well....it's like cheese...it makes everything better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #34 March 11, 2004 QuoteBecause most of us are crazy or at least have psycho tendencies all of you are psycho...its just a matter of degree....less than 6 is pretty good. a 4 is simply divine and likely already taken...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hondo 0 #35 March 11, 2004 QuoteHummmmmmm, just my luck. Ohio sucks, what's a girl to do? please head north on I-71 ---------- I used to think skydiving would be cheaper then smoking crack! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #36 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteLol...sorry, I can't help you there. Then what good are ya? What good am I? Well, maybe you can use your imagination and answer your own question, Clay. Don't worry Rosa, it's no use, you walk on only two legs...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #37 March 11, 2004 paige, for most guys you don't even have to show up, just let them know where you are, and that the answer will be yes when they get there. the question is whatever they ask, as long as the answer is yes. having beer or prepared nudity is a plus, but as long as the answer is yes...witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #38 March 11, 2004 QuoteDon't worry Rosa, it's no use, you walk on only two legs... OMG...LMAO!!! You crack me up...at least, I know that you appreciate me, Max. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #39 March 11, 2004 #4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #40 March 11, 2004 are you going to get lots of practice in now, seeing as you're all not jumping and such?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #41 March 11, 2004 Quote#4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. OK, if you are serious, then that is very cool, Sunny. Your a total catch, girl! In all honesty...I would DEFINITELY have anything/everything (beer, food, me) ready and waiting for the RIGHT guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lee03 0 #42 March 11, 2004 "Men are simple creatures" ------------------------------------------------------------ Appears that you don't think too highly of us. -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #43 March 11, 2004 I think very highly of simple creatures. I love my dogs, for example. Also, I'm glad I am capable of keeping my life and myself simple.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NoShitThereIWas 0 #44 March 11, 2004 Yep, that would be my hunny. Just as I am about to respond to this post in a manner dictating how simple men really are (thinking about SkyBeerGodd and others), I'm scrolling down the responses and there he is: Mr. Beer and Mr. Boobies himself . Men, Men, Men. Simple. Simple. Simple. You can't live with em, you can't live without em, you can't kill em, Damn, I guess you just have to love em. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinghonu 0 #45 March 11, 2004 Quote#4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. #5 Pack the rig naked while holding a beer "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #46 March 11, 2004 QuoteI'm thinking that most women don't need help "getting men". Just showing up...actually, is enough. It seriously doesn't matter what we wear or don't wear, what we bring or don't bring. It's KEEPING the men that women seem to constantly be complaining about. Rosa, as much as you are one of the sweetest girls that I have ever met, you tend to over complicate things. Rule Number 1: Be breathing There that's all you need. Two holes and a heartbeat - all a guy ever really needs in a woman. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #47 March 11, 2004 QuoteMen are simple creatures1. Bring good beer 2. Show up naked and stay that way 3. When in doubt refer to #2 Any others to add guys? Gals? I think having a pulse is pretty much my only requirement. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #48 March 11, 2004 QuoteI would DEFINITELY have anything/everything (beer, food, me) ready and waiting for the RIGHT guy. Well....it's kinda late and I have to work in the morning. Why don't we try and shoot for one night next week? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites theskydiveguy 0 #49 March 11, 2004 Skip the beer.. Come naked with SHINY new Skydiving Gear... That would be ideal ~Jeff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #50 March 11, 2004 QuoteTwo holes and a heartbeat - all a guy ever really needs in a woman. Ugh...thanks for the heads up, Clint. I will remember to just BREATHE the next time that I want someone to NOTICE me. Well, thank god, at least you said TWO holes and not THREE...(shudder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Page 2 of 9 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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freeflir29 0 #33 March 11, 2004 QuoteWell, maybe you can use your imagination and answer your own question, Clay. Oh I have quite the imagination ...it's just that beer. Well....it's like cheese...it makes everything better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #34 March 11, 2004 QuoteBecause most of us are crazy or at least have psycho tendencies all of you are psycho...its just a matter of degree....less than 6 is pretty good. a 4 is simply divine and likely already taken...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hondo 0 #35 March 11, 2004 QuoteHummmmmmm, just my luck. Ohio sucks, what's a girl to do? please head north on I-71 ---------- I used to think skydiving would be cheaper then smoking crack! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #36 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteLol...sorry, I can't help you there. Then what good are ya? What good am I? Well, maybe you can use your imagination and answer your own question, Clay. Don't worry Rosa, it's no use, you walk on only two legs...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #37 March 11, 2004 paige, for most guys you don't even have to show up, just let them know where you are, and that the answer will be yes when they get there. the question is whatever they ask, as long as the answer is yes. having beer or prepared nudity is a plus, but as long as the answer is yes...witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #38 March 11, 2004 QuoteDon't worry Rosa, it's no use, you walk on only two legs... OMG...LMAO!!! You crack me up...at least, I know that you appreciate me, Max. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #39 March 11, 2004 #4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #40 March 11, 2004 are you going to get lots of practice in now, seeing as you're all not jumping and such?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #41 March 11, 2004 Quote#4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. OK, if you are serious, then that is very cool, Sunny. Your a total catch, girl! In all honesty...I would DEFINITELY have anything/everything (beer, food, me) ready and waiting for the RIGHT guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lee03 0 #42 March 11, 2004 "Men are simple creatures" ------------------------------------------------------------ Appears that you don't think too highly of us. -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #43 March 11, 2004 I think very highly of simple creatures. I love my dogs, for example. Also, I'm glad I am capable of keeping my life and myself simple.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NoShitThereIWas 0 #44 March 11, 2004 Yep, that would be my hunny. Just as I am about to respond to this post in a manner dictating how simple men really are (thinking about SkyBeerGodd and others), I'm scrolling down the responses and there he is: Mr. Beer and Mr. Boobies himself . Men, Men, Men. Simple. Simple. Simple. You can't live with em, you can't live without em, you can't kill em, Damn, I guess you just have to love em. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinghonu 0 #45 March 11, 2004 Quote#4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. #5 Pack the rig naked while holding a beer "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #46 March 11, 2004 QuoteI'm thinking that most women don't need help "getting men". Just showing up...actually, is enough. It seriously doesn't matter what we wear or don't wear, what we bring or don't bring. It's KEEPING the men that women seem to constantly be complaining about. Rosa, as much as you are one of the sweetest girls that I have ever met, you tend to over complicate things. Rule Number 1: Be breathing There that's all you need. Two holes and a heartbeat - all a guy ever really needs in a woman. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #47 March 11, 2004 QuoteMen are simple creatures1. Bring good beer 2. Show up naked and stay that way 3. When in doubt refer to #2 Any others to add guys? Gals? I think having a pulse is pretty much my only requirement. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #48 March 11, 2004 QuoteI would DEFINITELY have anything/everything (beer, food, me) ready and waiting for the RIGHT guy. Well....it's kinda late and I have to work in the morning. Why don't we try and shoot for one night next week? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites theskydiveguy 0 #49 March 11, 2004 Skip the beer.. Come naked with SHINY new Skydiving Gear... That would be ideal ~Jeff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #50 March 11, 2004 QuoteTwo holes and a heartbeat - all a guy ever really needs in a woman. Ugh...thanks for the heads up, Clint. I will remember to just BREATHE the next time that I want someone to NOTICE me. Well, thank god, at least you said TWO holes and not THREE...(shudder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Page 2 of 9 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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sunshine 2 #39 March 11, 2004 #4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #40 March 11, 2004 are you going to get lots of practice in now, seeing as you're all not jumping and such?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #41 March 11, 2004 Quote#4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. OK, if you are serious, then that is very cool, Sunny. Your a total catch, girl! In all honesty...I would DEFINITELY have anything/everything (beer, food, me) ready and waiting for the RIGHT guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lee03 0 #42 March 11, 2004 "Men are simple creatures" ------------------------------------------------------------ Appears that you don't think too highly of us. -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #43 March 11, 2004 I think very highly of simple creatures. I love my dogs, for example. Also, I'm glad I am capable of keeping my life and myself simple.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NoShitThereIWas 0 #44 March 11, 2004 Yep, that would be my hunny. Just as I am about to respond to this post in a manner dictating how simple men really are (thinking about SkyBeerGodd and others), I'm scrolling down the responses and there he is: Mr. Beer and Mr. Boobies himself . Men, Men, Men. Simple. Simple. Simple. You can't live with em, you can't live without em, you can't kill em, Damn, I guess you just have to love em. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinghonu 0 #45 March 11, 2004 Quote#4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. #5 Pack the rig naked while holding a beer "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #46 March 11, 2004 QuoteI'm thinking that most women don't need help "getting men". Just showing up...actually, is enough. It seriously doesn't matter what we wear or don't wear, what we bring or don't bring. It's KEEPING the men that women seem to constantly be complaining about. Rosa, as much as you are one of the sweetest girls that I have ever met, you tend to over complicate things. Rule Number 1: Be breathing There that's all you need. Two holes and a heartbeat - all a guy ever really needs in a woman. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #47 March 11, 2004 QuoteMen are simple creatures1. Bring good beer 2. Show up naked and stay that way 3. When in doubt refer to #2 Any others to add guys? Gals? I think having a pulse is pretty much my only requirement. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #48 March 11, 2004 QuoteI would DEFINITELY have anything/everything (beer, food, me) ready and waiting for the RIGHT guy. Well....it's kinda late and I have to work in the morning. Why don't we try and shoot for one night next week? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites theskydiveguy 0 #49 March 11, 2004 Skip the beer.. Come naked with SHINY new Skydiving Gear... That would be ideal ~Jeff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #50 March 11, 2004 QuoteTwo holes and a heartbeat - all a guy ever really needs in a woman. Ugh...thanks for the heads up, Clint. I will remember to just BREATHE the next time that I want someone to NOTICE me. Well, thank god, at least you said TWO holes and not THREE...(shudder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Page 2 of 9 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Lee03 0 #42 March 11, 2004 "Men are simple creatures" ------------------------------------------------------------ Appears that you don't think too highly of us. -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #43 March 11, 2004 I think very highly of simple creatures. I love my dogs, for example. Also, I'm glad I am capable of keeping my life and myself simple.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #44 March 11, 2004 Yep, that would be my hunny. Just as I am about to respond to this post in a manner dictating how simple men really are (thinking about SkyBeerGodd and others), I'm scrolling down the responses and there he is: Mr. Beer and Mr. Boobies himself . Men, Men, Men. Simple. Simple. Simple. You can't live with em, you can't live without em, you can't kill em, Damn, I guess you just have to love em. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #45 March 11, 2004 Quote#4 Now how to pack fast so he can make the next load. #5 Pack the rig naked while holding a beer "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #46 March 11, 2004 QuoteI'm thinking that most women don't need help "getting men". Just showing up...actually, is enough. It seriously doesn't matter what we wear or don't wear, what we bring or don't bring. It's KEEPING the men that women seem to constantly be complaining about. Rosa, as much as you are one of the sweetest girls that I have ever met, you tend to over complicate things. Rule Number 1: Be breathing There that's all you need. Two holes and a heartbeat - all a guy ever really needs in a woman. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #47 March 11, 2004 QuoteMen are simple creatures1. Bring good beer 2. Show up naked and stay that way 3. When in doubt refer to #2 Any others to add guys? Gals? I think having a pulse is pretty much my only requirement. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #48 March 11, 2004 QuoteI would DEFINITELY have anything/everything (beer, food, me) ready and waiting for the RIGHT guy. Well....it's kinda late and I have to work in the morning. Why don't we try and shoot for one night next week? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theskydiveguy 0 #49 March 11, 2004 Skip the beer.. Come naked with SHINY new Skydiving Gear... That would be ideal ~Jeff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #50 March 11, 2004 QuoteTwo holes and a heartbeat - all a guy ever really needs in a woman. Ugh...thanks for the heads up, Clint. I will remember to just BREATHE the next time that I want someone to NOTICE me. Well, thank god, at least you said TWO holes and not THREE...(shudder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites