airtwardo 7 #1 March 12, 2004 This just in from Baton Rouge.... A scientist from Southern University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of men, who kicked the shit out of him... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #2 March 12, 2004 Oh say it aint so What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #3 March 12, 2004 The scientist got what he deserved. This proves that when people hit a certain level of intelligence, they turn retarded. Be very careful BillVon! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 March 12, 2004 Quote This proves that when people hit a certain level of intelligence, they turn retarded. Be very careful BillVon Well, he is a pretty hard-core liberal, with solar panels and a hybrid car...hmmmmmmm... j/k Bill, you know I love ya bro!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #5 March 13, 2004 This just in. This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting... Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #6 March 13, 2004 "At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of men, who kicked the shit out of him..." ------------------------------------------------------------ just exactly as they should have! -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 March 13, 2004 I would have soooo taken the Lab puppy.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
