0
genoyamamoto

How to get laid?

Recommended Posts

Quote

Why is it the guys that are the best in bed are asshats otherwise and the guys that are really cool are so..well boring in bed?



Because the cool guys are usually the ones who listen to the tripe women spout off about wanting tenderness and sensitive lovers. When in reality, even thought that's what they say, they all want to be thrown down and f'd like animals. At least that's been my observation.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

It's true, girls just have to show up and they could have (almost) any guy in the room,



Bullshit.

I know where to go if I wanna get laid. Too bad for me he's on the other side of the country.



you mean pond, and i'll be there in 5 days.. sheesh! :D;)
Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE
Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
actually, i dont think i'm gonna be able to make it.. i still havent gotten any money in, and i spent my last dollar yesterday. :| i'm hoping for some kind of miracle that my loan comes in, but its doubtful. and what kind of woman would want to hang out with a broke ass 20 year old. *raises eyebrow* do i really wanna know the answer? B|:D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

i still havent gotten any money in, and i spent my last dollar yesterday.





Dig under the couch and find some gas money. Beers on me! ;) I got shithouse the last time I was there and spent a grand total of $6.75. I figure I can spring for a pitcher or two this time. Have I mentioned how much I LOVE Rebecca. :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Because the cool guys are usually the ones who listen to the tripe women spout off about wanting tenderness and sensitive lovers. When in reality, even thought that's what they say, they all want to be thrown down and f'd like animals. At least that's been my observation.



See, the cool man is the one who knows how to go both ways...tender and sensitive sometimes...and knows how to throw down the rest of the time. ;) There's a time and a place for everything. Naughty or nice, it's all good.
Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
-Salvador Dali

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ok Val,

I have to say, I saw this post and started searchin for you immediately. Is it a Val thing? Nah, I know your attached, so no flirting intended.

It's more scientific than that, I expect more from you Val, you know?:P

Anyhoo, ok, I get your entire piece there, but, it still doesn't answer the basic question.

HOW to get laid.

What approach?

Tuna?

We know what he would do (no offense great fishmeister), something along the lines of "Let's Do It"...


Need more, eloquent approaches you know ;)



can someone have so much fun as me and it still be legal?



jjf


i amuse me, cuz no one else will :P
It's a gas, gas, gas...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0