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he question is...why would you let someone shat in your mouth to get laid?...EWWWW!!!!B|



Jesus...wtf is everyone talking about? Everyone's ASSumptions are disturbing to say the least.

This was a "performance piece" that I heard about in college, not anyone that I knew or would want to know personally. These were extreme artists that have probably gone on to have some kind of noteriety in the hard-core art world, perhaps like Cindy Sherman, with her somewhat disturbing photos. (Although her art is more well-known, and I actually like her work.)

Anyway, I guess that this performance piece was done with some kind of personal "symbolic meaning" for the artist behind it. As disgusting and ridiculous as it sounds, it was done for a reason and with a lot of thought, even though we may not understand what that reason is. (Yes, I think that it is waaaay extreme and shocking.) I do not agree nor disagree with this type of "art", but I am pretty much 100% sure that it was NOT done for anyone to "get laid".

These students had this as their project choice. Believe it or not, my college was/is pretty high-profile with a certain reputation. EVERYTHING that we did was critiqued mercilessly. If these students chose to do this "performance piece", then that was their choice for reasons that they HAD to articulate verbally or flunk four years down the drain.

"Performance art" is done in public, so, yes, people witnessed this "performance piece". I have no idea exactly how it was presented to the public because I was NOT there. I have heard about a couple of other similar projects that were not as disgusting, but equally bizarre from that particular student.

Btw, I chose to study at my art college because it was/is the #1 choice for apparel designers . I worked my ass off in college and had little to no down time for four years straight. I had almost no contact with the fine art students because I was VERY focused on my own work.

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HOLY SHIT! Dove actually put her FACE on an avatar! That would be the FIRST time for that, wouldn't it?


Actually it would be the second time. But my face apparently is not as worthy of attention as my caboose. :P


Fall in dove.

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i dont have any money for clubs or bars



You better dig in the couch for tomorrow night fool! Besides....we are already stopping to pick up a woman for Turtlespeed. :D



Wow...is there such a woman?? And if so, how much is that gonna cost?? :D:D:D:D

f-a-s-t> :ph34r:

J/K!!! Sorry Turtle, that was too easy....ya know I wuv ya! ;)
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Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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i dont have any money for clubs or bars



You better dig in the couch for tomorrow night fool! Besides....we are already stopping to pick up a woman for Turtlespeed. :D



Wow...is there such a woman?? And if so, how much is that gonna cost?? :D:D:D:D

f-a-s-t> :ph34r:

J/K!!! Sorry Turtle, that was too easy....ya know I wuv ya! ;)



Ya know - ol' Mr. Fudd had a shot gun. I have a Browning automatic - go ahead and run. No _ Problem.

Excuse me, Yeti, can I borrow that sharp pointed little club you have there? Thanks, I'll be right back.



SOrry, Yeti, I'll get a hose and clean the pink Rabbit off later.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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i dont have any money for clubs or bars



You better dig in the couch for tomorrow night fool! Besides....we are already stopping to pick up a woman for Turtlespeed. :D



Wow...is there such a woman?? And if so, how much is that gonna cost?? :D:D:D:D

f-a-s-t> :ph34r:

J/K!!! Sorry Turtle, that was too easy....ya know I wuv ya! ;)



Ya know - ol' Mr. Fudd had a shot gun. I have a Browning automatic - go ahead and run. No _ Problem.

Excuse me, Yeti, can I borrow that sharp pointed little club you have there? Thanks, I'll be right back.



SOrry, Yeti, I'll get a hose and clean the pink Rabbit off later.



LMAO! :D
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NOT true, but you do need to be able to at least pay your own bills! I've known some men who were the epitome of the traditional 'gold-digger'. They just had a different M O. D'oh!!

If a woman cares for you, there is a mutual attraction, the physics will follow. :)
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perhaps like Cindy Sherman, with her somewhat disturbing photos. (Although her art is more well-known, and I actually like her work.)



Oh Rosa, I'm so glad to hear that you like Cindy Sherman too! :) There is a film called "Office Killer" that she directed, which I would really like to see sometime - have you seen that?

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Dang it Turtle's gonna bring about the invention of a new term...'Whacking the pink bunny'...that's almost as bad as Kansas' pink dolphins...:D:D:D



Yeah WHoooo hoooo - Lookee at My Score!!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Crawl up into a chicken and wait. You'll get laid eventually...



No chicken, just a turtle and a pink rabbit here...:P



What, now you will say the Easter Bunny don't Lay No Eggs?

I know the Cadbury Bunny Does!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Crawl up into a chicken and wait. You'll get laid eventually...



No chicken, just a turtle and a pink rabbit here...:P



What, now you will say the Easter Bunny don't Lay No Eggs?

I know the Cadbury Bunny Does!



Lol Turtle :D But you blew the pink bunny up! All i can crawl into now is a rabbit head.

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
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Crawl up into a chicken and wait. You'll get laid eventually...



No chicken, just a turtle and a pink rabbit here...:P



What, now you will say the Easter Bunny don't Lay No Eggs?

I know the Cadbury Bunny Does!



Ok Turtle, try crawling up into my ass and Joe will have somethin' ta say about it!!! :D:P

And how rude!! Bashing me to pieces...still better than a shell up the ass, I s'pose....:D:D:D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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