freeflir29 0 #76 March 11, 2004 Quote That one was below the belt, man... Dude....it was the tank. Not exactly Sing Sing. Besides.....I'm down about 5 Rolling Rocks Already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #77 March 11, 2004 Quoteummmm... were you the husband or wife? sorry, I just picked up the ball and ran with it. C'mere, bitch, and I'll show you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #78 March 11, 2004 Sing Sing ain't got nothin on Rikers... witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #79 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteummmm... were you the husband or wife? sorry, I just picked up the ball and ran with it. C'mere, bitch, and I'll show you. 'Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philly51 0 #80 March 11, 2004 I think that the main reason is, " women need a reason to get laid, where as men only need the oppurtunity." Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #81 March 11, 2004 Quote Better than replying to it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #82 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteummmm... were you the husband or wife? sorry, I just picked up the ball and ran with it. C'mere, bitch, and I'll show you. No worries...he's just been spoken for... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #83 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteummmm... were you the husband or wife? sorry, I just picked up the ball and ran with it. C'mere, bitch, and I'll show you. No worries...he's just been spoken for... I was worried I was gonna have to kick my wallet all the way home if I dropped it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #84 March 11, 2004 hey RR, hold the soap will ya?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #85 March 11, 2004 Quote I was worried I was gonna have to kick my wallet all the way home if I dropped it! hahahaha... who say's you don't have to? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #86 March 11, 2004 Quotehey RR, hold the soap will ya? Bwhahahahaha...oops...::throws at Kennedy::... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #87 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuotehey RR, hold the soap will ya? Bwhahahahaha...oops...::throws at Kennedy::... ~R+R Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #88 March 11, 2004 sorry boys, I need to go take care of something. later witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #89 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuote I was worried I was gonna have to kick my wallet all the way home if I dropped it! hahahaha... who say's you don't have to? nope... better just kick it home! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lee03 0 #90 March 12, 2004 "How to get laid?" ------------------------------------------------------------ fairly simple, all you have to have is money.-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #91 March 12, 2004 Quotewonders when they start trying on each other's dresses> Does that pick up chicks? I mean....not sayin I would wear a dress or anything...but.....ya know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #92 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuotewonders when they start trying on each other's dresses> Does that pick up chicks? I mean....not sayin I would wear a dress or anything...but.....ya know. no, we dont... enlighten us oh crossdressing one!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #93 March 12, 2004 Oh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #94 March 12, 2004 QuoteOh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken... its the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! ROFL!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #95 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteOh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken... its the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! He must throw a chicken in every now and again for variety... ROFL!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crwmike 0 #96 March 12, 2004 It's all in the delivery, dude ;) Michael Few women have a problem with being 'taken' ...as long as they are taken correctly. QuoteQuoteQuoteGirls always know that they can get laid, all they have to do is show up, and it's a done deal. Wow. I love stereotypes. Guys can do the same (get laid whenever they want.) BULLSHIT!!!!! It's true, girls just have to show up and they could have (almost) any guy in the room, but if a guy walked up to a girl and mentioned that his sole intention was to have sex with her......SMACK!!! He has the hand of God on his face for a week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #97 March 12, 2004 Quoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #98 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! cool, 1700+ posts and I FINALLY say something funny! Look out peeps, im on a roll!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #99 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! cool, 1700+ posts and I FINALLY say something funny! Look out peeps, im on a roll! ADD MOMENT: That reminds me...peeps are on sale at Target...::grabs purse and runs out::~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #100 March 12, 2004 hey.. dont go stealing my moment w/ your damnable talk of marshmellow easter goodness!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next Page 4 of 8 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
yardhippie 0 #83 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteummmm... were you the husband or wife? sorry, I just picked up the ball and ran with it. C'mere, bitch, and I'll show you. No worries...he's just been spoken for... I was worried I was gonna have to kick my wallet all the way home if I dropped it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #84 March 11, 2004 hey RR, hold the soap will ya?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #85 March 11, 2004 Quote I was worried I was gonna have to kick my wallet all the way home if I dropped it! hahahaha... who say's you don't have to? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #86 March 11, 2004 Quotehey RR, hold the soap will ya? Bwhahahahaha...oops...::throws at Kennedy::... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #87 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuotehey RR, hold the soap will ya? Bwhahahahaha...oops...::throws at Kennedy::... ~R+R Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #88 March 11, 2004 sorry boys, I need to go take care of something. later witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #89 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuote I was worried I was gonna have to kick my wallet all the way home if I dropped it! hahahaha... who say's you don't have to? nope... better just kick it home! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lee03 0 #90 March 12, 2004 "How to get laid?" ------------------------------------------------------------ fairly simple, all you have to have is money.-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #91 March 12, 2004 Quotewonders when they start trying on each other's dresses> Does that pick up chicks? I mean....not sayin I would wear a dress or anything...but.....ya know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #92 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuotewonders when they start trying on each other's dresses> Does that pick up chicks? I mean....not sayin I would wear a dress or anything...but.....ya know. no, we dont... enlighten us oh crossdressing one!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #93 March 12, 2004 Oh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #94 March 12, 2004 QuoteOh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken... its the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! ROFL!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #95 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteOh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken... its the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! He must throw a chicken in every now and again for variety... ROFL!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crwmike 0 #96 March 12, 2004 It's all in the delivery, dude ;) Michael Few women have a problem with being 'taken' ...as long as they are taken correctly. QuoteQuoteQuoteGirls always know that they can get laid, all they have to do is show up, and it's a done deal. Wow. I love stereotypes. Guys can do the same (get laid whenever they want.) BULLSHIT!!!!! It's true, girls just have to show up and they could have (almost) any guy in the room, but if a guy walked up to a girl and mentioned that his sole intention was to have sex with her......SMACK!!! He has the hand of God on his face for a week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #97 March 12, 2004 Quoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #98 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! cool, 1700+ posts and I FINALLY say something funny! Look out peeps, im on a roll!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #99 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! cool, 1700+ posts and I FINALLY say something funny! Look out peeps, im on a roll! ADD MOMENT: That reminds me...peeps are on sale at Target...::grabs purse and runs out::~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #100 March 12, 2004 hey.. dont go stealing my moment w/ your damnable talk of marshmellow easter goodness!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next Page 4 of 8 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Kennedy 0 #84 March 11, 2004 hey RR, hold the soap will ya?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #85 March 11, 2004 Quote I was worried I was gonna have to kick my wallet all the way home if I dropped it! hahahaha... who say's you don't have to? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #86 March 11, 2004 Quotehey RR, hold the soap will ya? Bwhahahahaha...oops...::throws at Kennedy::... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #87 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuotehey RR, hold the soap will ya? Bwhahahahaha...oops...::throws at Kennedy::... ~R+R Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #88 March 11, 2004 sorry boys, I need to go take care of something. later witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #89 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuote I was worried I was gonna have to kick my wallet all the way home if I dropped it! hahahaha... who say's you don't have to? nope... better just kick it home! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #90 March 12, 2004 "How to get laid?" ------------------------------------------------------------ fairly simple, all you have to have is money.-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #91 March 12, 2004 Quotewonders when they start trying on each other's dresses> Does that pick up chicks? I mean....not sayin I would wear a dress or anything...but.....ya know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #92 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuotewonders when they start trying on each other's dresses> Does that pick up chicks? I mean....not sayin I would wear a dress or anything...but.....ya know. no, we dont... enlighten us oh crossdressing one!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #93 March 12, 2004 Oh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #94 March 12, 2004 QuoteOh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken... its the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! ROFL!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #95 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteOh good grief!! I read that too fast...I thought you meant he was crossdressing a chicken... its the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! He must throw a chicken in every now and again for variety... ROFL!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #96 March 12, 2004 It's all in the delivery, dude ;) Michael Few women have a problem with being 'taken' ...as long as they are taken correctly. QuoteQuoteQuoteGirls always know that they can get laid, all they have to do is show up, and it's a done deal. Wow. I love stereotypes. Guys can do the same (get laid whenever they want.) BULLSHIT!!!!! It's true, girls just have to show up and they could have (almost) any guy in the room, but if a guy walked up to a girl and mentioned that his sole intention was to have sex with her......SMACK!!! He has the hand of God on his face for a week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #97 March 12, 2004 Quoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #98 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! cool, 1700+ posts and I FINALLY say something funny! Look out peeps, im on a roll!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #99 March 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteits the Sheep, theyre a gateway animal! 2 points............that SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! cool, 1700+ posts and I FINALLY say something funny! Look out peeps, im on a roll! ADD MOMENT: That reminds me...peeps are on sale at Target...::grabs purse and runs out::~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #100 March 12, 2004 hey.. dont go stealing my moment w/ your damnable talk of marshmellow easter goodness!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
