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I always preferred the sit at the Bar and Lick My Eyebrows approach.



Now that would get MY attention! :$



(Me too...don't spread it around...:$)



DAMM...

now I understand what I was doing wrong... I was licking HER eyebrows.... DAMM
Remster

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Okay, now how about "how to get men."

1. Show your breasts.

2. Show your breasts.

3. Show your breasts.

Guys, am I wrong? :ph34r:



I think you did it 2 too many times! :S:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Okay, now how about "how to get men."

1. Show your breasts.

2. Show your breasts.

3. Show your breasts.

Guys, am I wrong? :ph34r:



HEY! I resent the implication you made. Some of us are multifaceted individuals would like a woman for more then her boobs.















Some of us are leg men... ;)
Remster

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Damn, I just bought a new club too.

Surely there are those out there that like the old school ways?




Turtle, you crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:ph34r: I have a weird mental image of a guy in a turtle costume hitting some hot chick over the head and dragging her away by her hair...:P


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Reminds me of a similar mistake I once made. I was told that a good way to attract women was to go to the beach wearing only Speedo’s with a large potato stuffed in them.
I wandered around for a few hours and Women seemed to avoid me more than usual. It was then that I realized the Potato was supposed to in front.

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I think you did it 2 too many times!



Try to remain quiet please. ;) She can repeat that as many times as possible. :)


sorry bout that... please proceed!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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It was then that I realized the Potato was supposed to in front.




ROFLAO!!!!!!:D:D:D:ph34r: Ooops, that was probably a mistake that "followed" you around...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:D


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I thought I was marrying someone with a lot of cash...he doesn't have a fly ride, but he has a fly camera bolted to his helmet!

Turns out I just married a po' punk ass camera flyer. :P :D

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Showing your tits will most likely get you laid. It probably will not get you a man long term.



Sometimes getting laid is the whole point. ;)

You are correct though, when looking for a long term relationship showing the breasts will likely not attract the kind of man who is worth exploring the possibilities of that type of relationship with.

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You are correct though, when looking for a long term relationship showing the breasts will likely not attract the kind of man who is worth exploring the possibilities of that type of relationship with.



But please feel free to keep trying!!:P:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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