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turtlespeed

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The male figures that I like range anywhere between slim and average (I'd define average as 25ish pounds over "ideal" weight)... no bouncing man boobs please but sixpack abs are not a requirement.

Gotta have a nice ass though. That is a requirement. And at least a little bit of hair on the chest. And a mustache.

Oh and all that other stuff too - nice eyes, great smile, sense of humor, brain...

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no bouncing man boobs




Okay, I can't read this anymore. Every time some one writes that and I read it, I crack myself up.

Hell, I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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I don't know if he's gay, but the second I saw him I thought 'okay..where's #3???'.

I'm 5'11" weight proportionate. I like guys with meat and muscle on them. A little belly is okay--but nothing that his friends would give him a babyshower over.
He-hooters make me laugh. It reminds me of that argument of the 'bro' or 'manziere' (Seinfeld reference). Its never a good day when your man's boobs are bigger than yours~~April


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I still thought he-hooters was funnier...

I'm LMAO while typing this!! :D



:D:D Okay, my clients are wondering what the hell is so funny. That one is good.

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Good thing I have a woman already coz I'd have no chances with my hairy manboobs...



Remi, You forget I meet you. I find it hard to believe somone as skinny as you would have manboobs. As for the hair, that I don't know about. But maybe Rosa can teach you a think or too;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Good thing I have a woman already coz I'd have no chances with my hairy manboobs...:S



TMI...:S



:P:D

EDIT: fine... be that way... I'll go read that smooth as silk post of yours then!



Yes, you go do that. Go look it up in the...ahem...Women's Forum then, why don't you. Maybe you'll learn how to properly groom your "manboobs" (your words, not mine) while you're in there. :P

Btw, the latest is that we are discussing laser options...

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I dunno, turtle. Maybe if you came out of your shell now and then....

Personally, I'm pretty picky... I like my men to be about 6'1", 185 lbs., athletic build, with blonde hair and blue eyes. But that's just me. :P



Wow, what a coincidence, I JUST HAPPEN to be those EXACT measurements!!! ;););)

What're YOU doin this weekend?? Can I come over to meet your parents?? ;););)

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I dunno, turtle. Maybe if you came out of your shell now and then....

Personally, I'm pretty picky... I like my men to be about 6'1", 185 lbs., athletic build, with blonde hair and blue eyes. But that's just me. :P



Dang. I'm blonde hair, blue eyes and 6'1".

That dang 185 pounds thing getting in the way. Just like always....


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I dunno, turtle. Maybe if you came out of your shell now and then....

Personally, I'm pretty picky... I like my men to be about 6'1", 185 lbs., athletic build, with blonde hair and blue eyes. But that's just me. :P



Dang. I'm blonde hair, blue eyes and 6'1".

That dang 185 pounds thing getting in the way. Just like always....



ha ha... sorry. i know i know... i'm just so stinkin picky! there must be SOMEBODY out there who fits my description. :ph34r::P:ph34r:

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Ummm, well, for me...it's the eyes, butt, and legs!
I need a guy that can get out there and run around with me versus sitting on the couch smoking crack all night, so being in somewhat good shape is important (for me). But not every girl needs that!! Oh, and better have a good clue how to fish too! Bait their hook and clean with the best of em'!!! :)(so I guess strong arms too for a "good cast"!)

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