turtlespeed 226 #101 March 4, 2004 Soooo, you scratch your own back? Damn!!! She's a contortionist - Hubba Hubba!!!! How - You - Doin?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #102 March 4, 2004 You do realize my post far succeeded your post right? I win! I win! Now give me my prize. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #103 March 4, 2004 QuoteYou do realize my post far succeeded your post right? I win! I win! Now give me my prize. First, if I looked like you, and you looked like me, I would have beaten you too. See, you have boobies and I don't. Second - If you want your prize - you have to come to Texas to get it. (Scroll Down) One Jump Tix at Aggieland. And you thought I was gunna be NASTY!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #104 March 4, 2004 All this "mutual care" stuff is not helping me here. I've been reading through these posts looking for the "sky-chicka seeks pudgy middle-aged guy for cabana boy position" post. How am I supposed to find a woman to support me properly? I may be irresponsible, but I am good at it. I have plenty of references. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #105 March 4, 2004 QuoteAll this "mutual care" stuff is not helping me here. I've been reading through these posts looking for the "sky-chicka seeks pudgy middle-aged guy for cabana boy position" post. How am I supposed to find a woman to support me properly? I may be irresponsible, but I am good at it. I have plenty of references. Think "Older Women" I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #106 March 4, 2004 QuoteThink "Older Women" Do you remember the end of the old version of Frankenstein where the monster is hiding and a mob of villagers is pursuing him with lit torches? Try to imagine yourself with bolts in your neck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #107 March 4, 2004 Don't think I won't hold you to that ticket. When's the next Texas boogie? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #108 March 4, 2004 HA we're just tied Now!!! OH, wait - DAMN! JUNE( mid to late june) but it's just a freefly boogie - you wouldn't like it. And September for the AOT Boogie Edditing as to not bump up the #'s!!!!! No fair you bumping your own thread with kitten killing material - No fair - But I'm gonna try it too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #109 March 4, 2004 Well my personal opinion is that I like a girl with real boobies as opposed to fake boobies although I've always wanted to at least play with fake boobies once but not my own fake boobies not that I have fake boobies or would ever get them. If anything I'd just have then sort of straightened out. Besides, they change from week to week anyway so it's always like playing with something new. /postwhore -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chachi 0 #110 March 4, 2004 Fake boobies are not really so enjoyable because they feel just like that, fake. I like the feel of real ones. Although, go nuts and find out for yourself. Can I video please? hehe. ~Chachi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #111 March 4, 2004 OK, been avoiding this thread, but I must comment on this one... Many years ago, my ex-wifes roommate had her boobs done, and almost immediately after the, ahem, swelling went down, she started asking me to feel them to see if they felt "real". Since I was the only guy around the house, she kept after me about it for like four days, at which point my ex finally told me to go for it just to shut her up. So, I felt them. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. Both, and with both hands. (Guys, try this sometime with someone you barely know with your wife or SO looking on...tons of fun.) I finally told her they felt great, perfectly natural, couldn't be better. (Several years later, my friends couldn't figure out why the almost identical scene in that John Candy movie "Summer Rental" had me literally ROTFLMAO...) I lied. They felt like what they were: rather large bags of silicone gel with a layer of boobie over the top. Not that there's anything wrong with that...but I still prefer the unaltered article, of any size. Besides, breasts are not important...now nipples...nipples are very important.Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #112 March 4, 2004 [boyish giggling] he said nipples [/boyish giggling]Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #113 March 4, 2004 Quoteblahblahblah.... Besides, breasts are not important...now nipples...nipples are very important. So what kind of nipples are good? I've seen small, large, red, purple, hairy, all sorts including ones that look like slabs of baloney. What do boys like? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #114 March 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteblahblahblah.... Besides, breasts are not important...now nipples...nipples are very important. So what kind of nipples are good? I've seen small, large, red, purple, hairy, all sorts including ones that look like slabs of baloney. What do boys like? ROFLMAO!! you put "hairy" and "slabs of baloney in the same sentance w/ "nipples" ARRRRRRg!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #115 March 4, 2004 My fav nippies are attached to women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tink1717 2 #116 March 4, 2004 Personally, I'm hoping for the sentimental sugar momma to pick up on meSkydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #117 March 4, 2004 Quote So what kind of nipples are good? I've seen small, large, red, purple, hairy, all sorts including ones that look like slabs of baloney. What do boys like? Responsive ones But I'll skip on hairy responsive ones though.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #118 March 4, 2004 Like this? NSFW...well actually I think it is but just in case... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #119 March 4, 2004 QuotePersonally, I'm hoping for the sentimental sugar momma to pick up on me Here's my plan. Trophy wife (young, hot, stupid) marries rich old guy and wears him out, he croaks. She is now young, rich, nearly hot, and still stupid. That is the key. If she is young, rich, and nearly hot, then she'd have to be stupid to hook up with me. It's important to have a plan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #120 March 4, 2004 [evil look at GFD] baaaaaa! errr, ahhhhh!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #121 March 4, 2004 GFD-- What IS that? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #122 March 4, 2004 QuoteLike this? NSFW...well actually I think it is but just in case... That one could be responsive as hell, but I would be running from it, instead of getting closer.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #123 March 4, 2004 I don't know what it is. I was hoping you would. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zeemax 0 #124 March 4, 2004 why are you posting more pictures of yourself? (runs... fast)Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #125 March 4, 2004 QuoteI don't know what it is. I was hoping you would. Kelly, is there something your not tellin us! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 5 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Tink1717 2 #116 March 4, 2004 Personally, I'm hoping for the sentimental sugar momma to pick up on meSkydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #117 March 4, 2004 Quote So what kind of nipples are good? I've seen small, large, red, purple, hairy, all sorts including ones that look like slabs of baloney. What do boys like? Responsive ones But I'll skip on hairy responsive ones though.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #118 March 4, 2004 Like this? NSFW...well actually I think it is but just in case... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #119 March 4, 2004 QuotePersonally, I'm hoping for the sentimental sugar momma to pick up on me Here's my plan. Trophy wife (young, hot, stupid) marries rich old guy and wears him out, he croaks. She is now young, rich, nearly hot, and still stupid. That is the key. If she is young, rich, and nearly hot, then she'd have to be stupid to hook up with me. It's important to have a plan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #120 March 4, 2004 [evil look at GFD] baaaaaa! errr, ahhhhh!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #121 March 4, 2004 GFD-- What IS that? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #122 March 4, 2004 QuoteLike this? NSFW...well actually I think it is but just in case... That one could be responsive as hell, but I would be running from it, instead of getting closer.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #123 March 4, 2004 I don't know what it is. I was hoping you would. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #124 March 4, 2004 why are you posting more pictures of yourself? (runs... fast)Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #125 March 4, 2004 QuoteI don't know what it is. I was hoping you would. Kelly, is there something your not tellin us! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
