weegegirl 2 #1 March 4, 2004 Every time I sneeze someone has to comment on it. What the f*ck, over? So I kinda squeak a bit, but isn't that better than scaring the hell out of everyone like a freakin fog horn? How do YOU sneeze? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 March 4, 2004 QuoteEvery time I sneeze someone has to comment on it. What the f*ck, over? So I kinda squeak a bit, but isn't that better than scaring the hell out of everyone like a freakin fog horn? How do YOU sneeze? I used to do the squeak sneeze, but now, unless I'm in a theater or other 'quiet' public venue, I let the fog horn blow with a big "ah ah Ah AHHHHHH CHOOOOOOO!!!!!" Feels MUCH better, is more effective, plus you get alot of sympathy 'bless yous" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #3 March 4, 2004 Full on go for it! It's the only way. I always sneeze at least 4 times, never less. My mum is leathal behind the wheel, she sneezes something like 9 times in a row and when she starts thats it, you better get out of her way. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 March 4, 2004 Very violent sneezes. They scare everyone, then they take your wallet at knife point.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #5 March 4, 2004 Depends where you are. If it is a formal or quiet atmosphere, then hold it in totally. Otherwise, let it rip. It is proven to be one of the greatest tension relievers for humans, so whenever i can, i go all out. --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #6 March 4, 2004 I remember when I was 13 or so.. in seventeen magazine someone wrote in to ask what an orgasm was.. and the lady with the sex q&a column said it was a lot like a sneeze. Just thought everyone would like to know this. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #7 March 4, 2004 I can think of an even greater tension reliever. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 March 4, 2004 I think Karen beat you to it. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #9 March 4, 2004 QuoteI remember when I was 13 or so.. in seventeen magazine someone wrote in to ask what an orgasm was.. and the lady with the sex q&a column said it was a lot like a sneeze. Just thought everyone would like to know this. I heard the same thing... that there are only two things that make that many muscles in your body contract at once.... or something like that. I still don't like scary sneezes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxingrrl 0 #10 March 4, 2004 QuoteVery violent sneezes. They scare everyone, then they take your wallet at knife point. Me, too... I usually try to give fair warning to those in the immediate vicinity, though. I've always hoped that someday someone would hear that Counting Crows song and think of me... "Everytime she sneezes I believe it's love...." Still waiting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #11 March 4, 2004 DOH!!! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 March 4, 2004 You know what makes me laugh to no end, if you sneeze really hard and you end up farting really hard from the backpressure. The sneeze covers the sound, but all of a sudden, it smells like ass where ever you are. I guess it proves that little boys never grow up, they just get bigger...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #13 March 4, 2004 I coughed, hiccuped, burped sneezed and farted all at the same time once. I thought I was going to explode!! It was pretty impressive, made me fall over in stitches. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 March 4, 2004 Dude, you're just lucky you didn't piss your pants too!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #15 March 4, 2004 I do not care wear I am. I let it go violently. Actually kneed myself in the head a few times. The problem is that my sneezes are so violent naturally that I end up with cramped or pulled muscles in my groin and shoulders. Hurts like a bitch every time. Worse, they always come in threes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #16 March 4, 2004 Jevver have a sneeze that looked like this ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #17 March 4, 2004 I sneeze like I fart.. all out.. hell I figure they make those sounds for a reason ya know? of course when I am in an elevator Ill try to hold the fart, but I always sneeze the same..loud as hell_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #18 March 4, 2004 QuoteJevver have a sneeze that looked like this ? BUCKET! Okay, on second thought, maybe I won't be eating lunch today. Groooooooooooooooooose! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #19 March 4, 2004 I sneeze 3 times almost everytime like clockwork.----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuZQflies 0 #20 March 4, 2004 I usually sneeze 6-7 times in a row... and everyone says I'm like a cat. But, if you let it rip, you risk sneezing snot all over your friends!! I think it's just considerate. My friends know to wait the full 7 sneezes before a "bless you"... _______________________________________________ Dr. "Q" PMS#151Shugah,Shugah,How'd Ya Git So Fly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #21 March 4, 2004 QuoteI coughed, hiccuped, burped sneezed and farted all at the same time once. I thought I was going to explode!! It was pretty impressive, made me fall over in stitches. Try pissing and sneezing at the same time!! You can't do it!!! B/c your body knows that if you do you might blow your asshole out!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
