kelel01 1 #1 March 3, 2004 It looks like a cross-section of a brain. Yummy . . . Post anything you want . . . this is an official thread for whoring . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #2 March 3, 2004 Why does the earth rotate(spin) while it orbits the sun, yet the moon does not rotate when it orbits the earth???? By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #3 March 3, 2004 What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #4 March 3, 2004 Silly question. Of course it does. If it didn't rotate, the same side wouldn't always be facing earth. The aliens on the dark side set it up that way so we couldn't see them selling human brains to the intelligent fungus creatures that live on Pluto.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #5 March 3, 2004 QuoteHave y'all ever looked at a piece of pineapple from the side Ever looked at a pineapple from the inside? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #6 March 3, 2004 everytime i look at the moon it always looks the same, are u srure it doesn;t rotate? my eyes need some proof to tell it that it does not see the same side every night. By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #7 March 3, 2004 Quote Post anything you want . . . this is an official thread for whoring . . . hmmm i see.... why is it that it that it takes 10 mins to pack a parachute, but only 3 seconds to open it? why can't it work the other way??!?! MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 March 3, 2004 I wouldn't really want it to take 10 minutes to open, unless I'm pitching at 30 grand . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 March 3, 2004 nothing suprises me anymore... you are well on your way to a great whoring career! Congrats.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #10 March 3, 2004 If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #11 March 3, 2004 How does a duck know what direction south is, and how to tell its wife from all the other ducks? By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #12 March 3, 2004 Um zero degrees? 0 x 2 = 0.......hmmm that can't be right............. wait I'm confused.....hmmm my brain hurtsI'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 March 3, 2004 Yardhippie just loves to give me a hard time . . . I ask an honest question about fruit, and he has to put some deviant spin on it . . . Geez . .. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #14 March 3, 2004 Speaking of moons, fruit, did you happen to notice the cool moon in the daytime that was above ASC all last weekend. I've always loved the moon in the day, is there a specific term for that? Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #15 March 3, 2004 QuoteYardhippie just loves to give me a hard time . . . I ask an honest question about fruit, and he has to put some deviant spin on it . . . Geez . .. Well, he is a deviant ya know....hell, at Mardi Gras....oh, wait...nevermind... "What happens at Mardi Gras, stays at Mardi Gras".. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 March 3, 2004 If a "post whore" is one who will post about anything, would a "post bitch" be someone who would post about anything but me? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #17 March 3, 2004 QuoteHave y'all ever looked at a piece of pineapple from the side? Hehehehe... Sounds like Kelly has a little deep South in her! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #18 March 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteHave y'all ever looked at a piece of pineapple from the side? Hehehehe... Sounds like Kelly has a little deep South in her! Southern Girls rule By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 March 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteYardhippie just loves to give me a hard time . . . I ask an honest question about fruit, and he has to put some deviant spin on it . . . Geez . .. Well, he is a deviant ya know....hell, at Mardi Gras....oh, wait...nevermind... "What happens at Mardi Gras, stays at Mardi Gras".. Mike ... boy that was close.... and yea... Im a deviant. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #20 March 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteHave y'all ever looked at a piece of pineapple from the side? Hehehehe... Sounds like Kelly has a little deep South in her! Well she is from Georgia duh.... Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #21 March 4, 2004 Why does it take me 7 minutes to get to work in the morning but 25 minutes to get home in the afternoon? I WANT ANSWERS PEOPLE. . .lol!________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #22 March 4, 2004 QuoteIf a "post whore" is one who will post about anything, would a "post bitch" be someone who would post about anything but me? I'm no post bitch. I wasn't going to comment on your man boobs, but now I have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 March 4, 2004 QuoteWhy does it take me 7 minutes to get to work in the morning but 25 minutes to get home in the afternoon? I WANT ANSWERS PEOPLE. . .lol! cuz your going to other way silly! and its gotta be uphill... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #24 March 4, 2004 QuoteWhy does it take me 7 minutes to get to work in the morning but 25 minutes to get home in the afternoon? I WANT ANSWERS PEOPLE. . .lol! Simple, people are in much more of a hurry to get home, therefore it takes longer Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #25 March 4, 2004 Quote I've always loved the moon in the day, is there a specific term for that? From New to just before New?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
