airdweller 0 #26 March 4, 2004 isn't it weird that the more conjugated a molecule is the darker it is, yet a molecule with the same number of olifins that are not in conjugation are colorless------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #27 March 4, 2004 why are they called cheese fries? theyre not fries made out of cheese... those are cheese stix... why not call em cheesy fries... or "covered" like at the WH? Damn I ate there too much during the boogie... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #28 March 4, 2004 Have you ever seen a kid walk to school in the mornings and you drive by in your car and splash a puddle on him. And as he stands there and debates wether to go home and change and be late or just go to school.......and you drive by and splash him again. By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 March 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf a "post whore" is one who will post about anything, would a "post bitch" be someone who would post about anything but me? I'm no post bitch. I wasn't going to comment on your man boobs, but now I have. I don't have manboobs. I have he-hooters, dad raddit. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #30 March 4, 2004 How many boards would the Mongol's hoard if the mongol hoards got bored? CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #31 March 4, 2004 If you were a happy employee would that make you 'gruntled'? By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 March 4, 2004 QuoteHow many boards would the Mongol's hoard if the mongol hoards got bored? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misslmperfect 0 #33 March 4, 2004 the first quarter moon is the one you can usually see in the daytime. its the phase after new moon, before full moon. which you usually dont see at all. you can usually see it in the east or southeast sky in broad daylight.Oh Canada, merci pour la livraison! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misslmperfect 0 #34 March 4, 2004 all the wood a woodchuck could chuck!!!!!Oh Canada, merci pour la livraison! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #35 March 4, 2004 Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #36 March 4, 2004 QuoteWhy do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?? "Who wants to get ON and airplane? I wanna get IN the airplane" -George Carlin.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #37 March 4, 2004 Anatomy: something we all have but which looks better on a girl. By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #38 March 4, 2004 Ok, you guys have got to be fucking kidding me . . . I drive home from work and this becomes a hot thread????? It just goes to show, you never know what will spark a conversation . . . Remember the pineapple thing on your next first date, ladies and gentlemen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #39 March 4, 2004 QuoteWhy does it take me 7 minutes to get to work in the morning but 25 minutes to get home in the afternoon? I WANT ANSWERS PEOPLE. . .lol! Because you love work so much that you're in a massive hurry to get there....? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #40 March 4, 2004 Quotewhy are they called cheese fries? theyre not fries made out of cheese... those are cheese stix... why not call em cheesy fries... or "covered" like at the WH? Damn I ate there too much during the boogie... Damn, I'm glad I didn't hang out with you any more if you ended up at WH too many times....that place is a gut bomb waiting to happen.. "Can I get a plate of diarhea(sp?) with a side of covered fried death?" Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #41 March 4, 2004 QuoteWhy do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?? Why do they call it a highway? It's not any higher than the surrounding terrain...or does it refer to the state you must be in to drive on it? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #42 March 4, 2004 Why did god give men a penis and a brain and not enough blodd to use them both at the same time? -Robin Williams By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #43 March 4, 2004 QuoteQuotewhy are they called cheese fries? theyre not fries made out of cheese... those are cheese stix... why not call em cheesy fries... or "covered" like at the WH? Damn I ate there too much during the boogie... Damn, I'm glad I didn't hang out with you any more if you ended up at WH too many times....that place is a gut bomb waiting to happen.. "Can I get a plate of diarhea(sp?) with a side of covered fried death?" Mike oohhhh yea.. and after a night of driking.... yehaaaa! look out! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #44 March 4, 2004 > Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?? < I don't know, you should ask Steven Write------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #45 March 4, 2004 QuoteWhy did god give men a penis and a brain and not enough blodd to use them both at the same time? -Robin Williams Why the hell would we need to use both at the same time? That would just cloud our judgement and confuse us.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #46 March 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy did god give men a penis and a brain and not enough blodd to use them both at the same time? -Robin Williams Why the hell would we need to use both at the same time? That would just cloud our judgement and confuse us.. yea.. thant damn brain... always gettin in the way of my "fun"... MikeGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #47 March 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy did god give men a penis and a brain and not enough blodd to use them both at the same time? -Robin Williams Why the hell would we need to use both at the same time? That would just cloud our judgement and confuse us.. Hahahaha, OH YEAH, what was I thinking. Mike By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #48 March 4, 2004 nope. can't see it to be honest. No imagination here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #49 March 4, 2004 why was there only one female smurf? and papa smurf kept her to himself. i think papa smurf was a perv or something.also thats why the one little bastard was mad all the time.one female smurf all them little smurfs.what did smurfette do for a hoby? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #50 March 4, 2004 QuoteWhat color does a smurf turn when you choke it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [sarcasm]...and why do they call them 'buildings' when they' already built? Mmmmmmmn? [/sarcasm] -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
