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Clownburner

It's my birthday, dammit!

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Anyway, I'm an old fart now, at 31. I'm accepting applications for people (ok, women) who'd like to give me a spanking. Include a photo and resume



ME ME ME!!! Do you really need a photo and resume since you already know me?

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1. Admit nothing...feed me jello shots and I'll be too preoccupied to say anything.I can be bought easily with jello shots or other "alternative activities".:ph34r:

2. Deny everything....I thought you're supposed to brag when its that good;)


3. Make counter-accusations..shouldnt you be out banging college chicks since youre an old fart and its your birthday?:P

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..But you left off the "...Senator." at the end of your disclaimer.



pleading the 5th.:)


"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

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